I'd like to actually land Releeph in Phabricator, where it can happily sit alongside all the Phabricator code on which it depends.
@davidrecordon suggested that we land this as a single large commit, and I'm happy to do it this way. We'll lose history, but git-blame should pretty much all point at me anyway, even with commit history, and @bgh can be ever-vigilant for problems in code he was responsible for.