I am very sorry I am declaring t-shirt bankruptcy because I have learned it takes me over five hundred years to ship a t-shirt.

If you want to come to my house I would be thrilled to give you as many t-shirts as you want, but fulfillment of t-shirt requests at small scale (particularly with overseas recipients) turns out to be an enormous pain that requires filling out customs forms on a Windows 98 touch screen at the post office. Until we hire someone who loves doing this or hit a scale where delegating to a fulfillment company makes sense I am realistically never going to have a day where going to the post office to stand in line and fill out customs forms makes it to the top of my priority list.