An install hit an issue where a stray config file set the base URI to `http://domain.com` instead of `https://domain.com`. This took over 95 hours of work to debug.
- We should ignore the protocol, port, etc., when making this comparison -- `http` and `https` are the same install.
- Per T4767, this should be explicitly walked through in the UI. This failure mode is horrible and not remotely obvious.