diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php
index bf07e8907a..35b80c9483 100644
--- a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php
@@ -1,65 +1,65 @@
 <?php
 
 final class PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation
   extends PhutilTranslation {
 
   public function getLocaleCode() {
     return 'en_P*';
   }
 
   protected function getTranslations() {
     return array(
       'Search' => 'Scour',
       'Review Code' => 'Inspect Riggins',
       'Tasks and Bugs' => 'Bilge rats',
       'Cancel' => 'Belay',
       'Advanced Search' => 'Scour Hard',
       'No search results.' => 'We be finding nothin.',
       'Send' => 'Aye!',
       'Partial' => 'Parrtial',
       'Upload' => 'Hoist',
       'Partial Upload' => 'Parrtial Hoist',
       'Submit' => 'Aye!',
       'Create' => 'Make Sail',
       'Okay' => 'Ahoy!',
       'Edit Query' => 'Overhaul Query',
       'Hide Query' => 'Furl Query',
       'Execute Query' => 'Quarter Query',
       'Wiki' => 'Sea Log',
       'Blog' => 'Capn\'s Tales',
       'Add Action...' => 'Be Addin\' an Action...',
       'Change Subscribers' => 'Change Spies',
       'Change Projects' => 'Change Prrojects',
       'Change Priority' => 'Change Priarrrity',
       'Change Status' => 'Change Ye Status',
       'Assign / Claim' => 'Arrsign / Stake Claim',
       'Prototype' => 'Ramshackle',
       'Continue' => 'Set Sail',
       'Recent Activity' => 'Recent Plunderin\'s',
       'Browse and Audit Commits' => 'Inspect ye Work of Yore',
       'Upcoming Events' => 'Upcoming Pillages',
       'Get Organized' => 'Straighten yer gig',
       'Host and Browse Repositories' => 'Hide ye Treasures',
       'Chat with Others' => 'Parley with yer Mates',
       'Review Recent Activity' => 'Spy ye Freshest Bottles',
       'Comment' => 'Scrawl',
       'Actions' => 'Actions! Arrr!',
       'Title' => 'Ye Olde Title',
       'Assigned To' => 'Matey Assigned',
       'Status' => 'Ye Status',
       'Priority' => 'Priarrrity',
       'Description' => 'Splainin\'',
       'Visible To' => 'Bein\' Spied By',
       'Editable By' => 'Plunderable By',
       'Subscribers' => 'Spies',
       'Projects' => 'Prrojects',
       '%s added a comment.' => '%s scrawled.',
       '%s edited the task description.' =>
-        'Capn %s be stakin\' a claim on this here task.',
+        'Cap\'n %s be updatin\' ye task\'s splainin\'.',
       '%s claimed this task.' =>
-        'Capn %s be updatin\' ye task\'s splainin.',
+        'Cap\'n %s be stakin\' a claim on this here task.',
       '%s created this task.' =>
-        'Capn %s be the one creatin\' this here task.',
+        'Cap\'n %s be the one creatin\' this here task.',
     );
   }
 }