diff --git a/support/aphlict/server/aphlict_server.js b/support/aphlict/server/aphlict_server.js
--- a/support/aphlict/server/aphlict_server.js
+++ b/support/aphlict/server/aphlict_server.js
@@ -62,10 +62,9 @@
 
 var net = require('net');
 var http = require('http');
-var url = require('url');
 
 process.on('uncaughtException', function(err) {
-  debug.log("\n<<< UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION! >>>\n" + err.stack);
+  debug.log('\n<<< UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION! >>>\n' + err.stack);
 
   process.exit(1);
 });
@@ -188,7 +187,7 @@
       }
     });
   } else if (request.url == '/status/') {
-    request.on('data', function(data) {
+    request.on('data', function() {
       // We just ignore the request data, but newer versions of Node don't
       // get to 'end' if we don't process the data. See T2953.
     });
@@ -213,7 +212,6 @@
     response.write('400 Bad Request');
     response.end();
   }
-
 }).listen(config.admin, config.host);
 
 function transmit(msg) {
diff --git a/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictFlashPolicyServer.js b/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictFlashPolicyServer.js
--- a/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictFlashPolicyServer.js
+++ b/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictFlashPolicyServer.js
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
       this._log('<FlashPolicy> Socket Error: %s', error);
     },
 
-    _log: function(pattern) {
+    _log: function() {
       this._debug && this._debug.log.apply(this._debug, arguments);
     },
 
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@
         '</cross-domain-policy>'
       ];
 
-      return policy.join("\n") + "\0";
+      return policy.join('\n') + '\0';
     }
 
   }
diff --git a/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictLog.js b/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictLog.js
--- a/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictLog.js
+++ b/support/aphlict/server/lib/AphlictLog.js
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
       return this;
     },
 
-    log: function(pattern) {
+    log: function() {
       var str = util.format.apply(null, arguments);
       var date = new Date().toLocaleString();
       str = '[' + date + '] ' + str;
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
       }
 
       for (ii = 0; ii < this._writeToLogs.length; ii++) {
-        this._writeToLogs[ii].write(str + "\n");
+        this._writeToLogs[ii].write(str + '\n');
       }
     }
 
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/js/application/differential/behavior-comment-jump.js b/webroot/rsrc/js/application/differential/behavior-comment-jump.js
--- a/webroot/rsrc/js/application/differential/behavior-comment-jump.js
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/js/application/differential/behavior-comment-jump.js
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 
 JX.behavior('differential-comment-jump', function() {
   function handle_jump(offset) {
-    return (function(e) {
+    return function(e) {
       var parent = JX.$('differential-review-stage');
       var clicked = e.getNode('differential-inline-comment');
       var inlines = JX.DOM.scry(parent, 'div', 'differential-inline-comment');
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
       });
       JX.DOM.scrollTo(jumpto);
       e.kill();
-    });
+    };
   }
 
   JX.Stratcom.listen('click', 'differential-inline-prev', handle_jump(-1));
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-phabricator-remarkup-assist.js b/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-phabricator-remarkup-assist.js
--- a/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-phabricator-remarkup-assist.js
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-phabricator-remarkup-assist.js
@@ -131,12 +131,12 @@
         break;
       case 'fa-code':
         sel = sel || 'foreach ($list as $item) {\n  work_miracles($item);\n}';
-        var prefix = (r.start === 0) ? '' : '\n';
-        update(area, prefix + '```\n', sel, '\n```');
+        var code_prefix = (r.start === 0) ? '' : '\n';
+        update(area, code_prefix + '```\n', sel, '\n```');
         break;
       case 'fa-table':
-        var prefix = (r.start === 0 ? '' : '\n\n');
-        update(area, prefix + '| ', sel || pht('data'), ' |');
+        var table_prefix = (r.start === 0 ? '' : '\n\n');
+        update(area, table_prefix + '| ', sel || pht('data'), ' |');
         break;
       case 'fa-meh-o':
         new JX.Workflow('/macro/meme/create/')