diff --git a/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementStatusWorkflow.php b/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementStatusWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementStatusWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementStatusWorkflow.php
@@ -7,10 +7,24 @@
     $this
       ->setName('status')
       ->setSynopsis(pht('Show status of running daemons.'))
-      ->setArguments(array());
+      ->setArguments(
+        array(
+          array(
+            'name' => 'all',
+            'help' => pht('Show the status of daemons across all hosts.'),
+          ),
+        ));
   }
 
   public function execute(PhutilArgumentParser $args) {
+    if ($args->getArg('all')) {
+      return $this->executeGlobal();
+    } else {
+      return $this->executeLocal();
+    }
+  }
+
+  protected function executeLocal() {
     $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
     $daemons = $this->loadRunningDaemons();
 
@@ -22,12 +36,22 @@
     }
 
     $status = 0;
-    printf(
-      "%-5s\t%-24s\t%-50s%s\n",
-      'PID',
-      'Started',
-      'Daemon',
-      'Arguments');
+    $table = id(new PhutilConsoleTable())
+      ->addColumns(array(
+        'pid' => array(
+          'title' => 'PID',
+        ),
+        'started' => array(
+          'title' => 'Started',
+        ),
+        'daemon' => array(
+          'title' => 'Daemon',
+        ),
+        'argv' => array(
+          'title' => 'Arguments',
+        ),
+      ));
+
     foreach ($daemons as $daemon) {
       $name = $daemon->getName();
       if (!$daemon->isRunning()) {
@@ -35,18 +59,67 @@
         $status = 2;
         $name = '<DEAD> '.$name;
       }
-      printf(
-        "%5s\t%-24s\t%-50s%s\n",
-        $daemon->getPID(),
-        $daemon->getEpochStarted()
+
+      $table->addRow(array(
+        'pid'     => $daemon->getPID(),
+        'started' => $daemon->getEpochStarted()
           ? date('M j Y, g:i:s A', $daemon->getEpochStarted())
           : null,
-        $name,
-        csprintf('%LR', $daemon->getArgv()));
+        'daemon'  => $name,
+        'argv'    => csprintf('%LR', $daemon->getArgv()),
+      ));
     }
 
-    return $status;
+    $table->draw();
   }
 
+  protected function executeGlobal() {
+    $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
+    $daemons = $this->loadAllRunningDaemons();
+
+    if (!$daemons) {
+      $console->writeErr(
+        "%s\n",
+        pht('There are no running Phabricator daemons.'));
+      return 1;
+    }
+
+    $status = 0;
+
+    $table = id(new PhutilConsoleTable())
+      ->addColumns(array(
+        'id' => array(
+          'title' => 'ID',
+        ),
+        'host' => array(
+          'title' => 'Host',
+        ),
+        'pid' => array(
+          'title' => 'PID',
+        ),
+        'started' => array(
+          'title' => 'Started',
+        ),
+        'daemon' => array(
+          'title' => 'Daemon',
+        ),
+        'argv' => array(
+          'title' => 'Arguments',
+        ),
+      ));
+
+    foreach ($daemons as $daemon) {
+      $table->addRow(array(
+        'id'      => $daemon->getID(),
+        'host'    => $daemon->getHost(),
+        'pid'     => $daemon->getPID(),
+        'started' => date('M j Y, g:i:s A', $daemon->getDateCreated()),
+        'daemon'  => $daemon->getDaemon(),
+        'argv'    => csprintf('%LR', array() /* $daemon->getArgv() */),
+      ));
+    }
+
+    $table->draw();
+  }
 
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php b/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 abstract class PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow
   extends PhabricatorManagementWorkflow {
 
-  protected function loadAvailableDaemonClasses() {
+  protected final function loadAvailableDaemonClasses() {
     $loader = new PhutilSymbolLoader();
     return $loader
       ->setAncestorClass('PhutilDaemon')
@@ -11,12 +11,12 @@
       ->selectSymbolsWithoutLoading();
   }
 
-  public function getPIDDirectory() {
+  protected final function getPIDDirectory() {
     $path = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('phd.pid-directory');
     return $this->getControlDirectory($path);
   }
 
-  public function getLogDirectory() {
+  protected final function getLogDirectory() {
     $path = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('phd.log-directory');
     return $this->getControlDirectory($path);
   }
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@
     return $path;
   }
 
-  public function loadRunningDaemons() {
+  protected final function loadRunningDaemons() {
     $results = array();
 
     $pid_dir = $this->getPIDDirectory();
@@ -60,6 +60,13 @@
     return $results;
   }
 
+  protected final function loadAllRunningDaemons() {
+    return id(new PhabricatorDaemonLogQuery())
+      ->setViewer(PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser())
+      ->withStatus(PhabricatorDaemonLogQuery::STATUS_ALIVE)
+      ->execute();
+  }
+
   private function findDaemonClass($substring) {
     $symbols = $this->loadAvailableDaemonClasses();
 
@@ -93,8 +100,7 @@
     return head($match);
   }
 
-
-  protected function launchDaemon($class, array $argv, $debug) {
+  protected final function launchDaemon($class, array $argv, $debug) {
     $daemon = $this->findDaemonClass($class);
     $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
 
@@ -212,7 +218,7 @@
     }
   }
 
-  protected function willLaunchDaemons() {
+  protected final function willLaunchDaemons() {
     $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
     $console->writeErr(pht('Preparing to launch daemons.')."\n");
 
@@ -224,7 +230,7 @@
 /* -(  Commands  )----------------------------------------------------------- */
 
 
-  protected function executeStartCommand($keep_leases = false) {
+  protected final function executeStartCommand($keep_leases = false) {
     $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
 
     $running = $this->loadRunningDaemons();
@@ -278,8 +284,7 @@
     return 0;
   }
 
-
-  protected function executeStopCommand(array $pids) {
+  protected final function executeStopCommand(array $pids) {
     $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
 
     $daemons = $this->loadRunningDaemons();