diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacBindingQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacBindingQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacBindingQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacBindingQuery.php
@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
     return new AlmanacBinding();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $bindings) {
     $service_phids = mpull($bindings, 'getServicePHID');
     $device_phids = mpull($bindings, 'getDevicePHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacDeviceQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacDeviceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacDeviceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacDeviceQuery.php
@@ -56,10 +56,6 @@
     return new AlmanacDevice();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacInterfaceQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacInterfaceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacInterfaceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacInterfaceQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new AlmanacInterface();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $interfaces) {
     $network_phids = mpull($interfaces, 'getNetworkPHID');
     $device_phids = mpull($interfaces, 'getDevicePHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNamespaceQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNamespaceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNamespaceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNamespaceQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new AlmanacNamespace();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNetworkQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNetworkQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNetworkQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacNetworkQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
       $ngrams);
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacPropertyQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacPropertyQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacPropertyQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacPropertyQuery.php
@@ -33,10 +33,6 @@
     return new AlmanacProperty();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $properties) {
     $object_phids = mpull($properties, 'getObjectPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacServiceQuery.php b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacServiceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacServiceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/query/AlmanacServiceQuery.php
@@ -69,10 +69,6 @@
     return new AlmanacService();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildJoinClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $joins = parent::buildJoinClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthChallengeQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthChallengeQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthChallengeQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthChallengeQuery.php
@@ -40,10 +40,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthChallenge();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthContactNumberQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthContactNumberQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthContactNumberQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthContactNumberQuery.php
@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthContactNumber();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorConfigQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorConfigQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorConfigQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorConfigQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthFactorConfig();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorProviderQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorProviderQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorProviderQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthFactorProviderQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthFactorProvider();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthMessageQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthMessageQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthMessageQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthMessageQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthMessage();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthPasswordQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthPasswordQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthPasswordQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthPasswordQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthPassword();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthProviderConfigQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthProviderConfigQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthProviderConfigQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthProviderConfigQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthProviderConfig();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSSHKeyQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSSHKeyQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSSHKeyQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSSHKeyQuery.php
@@ -47,10 +47,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthSSHKey();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $keys) {
     $object_phids = mpull($keys, 'getObjectPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSessionQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSessionQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSessionQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthSessionQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthSession();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $sessions) {
     $identity_phids = mpull($sessions, 'getUserPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthTemporaryTokenQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthTemporaryTokenQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthTemporaryTokenQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorAuthTemporaryTokenQuery.php
@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorAuthTemporaryToken();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountIdentifierQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountIdentifierQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountIdentifierQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountIdentifierQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorExternalAccountIdentifier();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountQuery.php b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/query/PhabricatorExternalAccountQuery.php
@@ -66,10 +66,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorExternalAccount();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $accounts) {
     $viewer = $this->getViewer();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesAwardQuery.php b/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesAwardQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesAwardQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesAwardQuery.php
@@ -57,10 +57,6 @@
     return (bool)$this->badgeStatuses;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   public function newResultObject() {
     return new PhabricatorBadgesAward();
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesQuery.php b/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/badges/query/PhabricatorBadgesQuery.php
@@ -34,10 +34,6 @@
       $ngrams);
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function getPrimaryTableAlias() {
     return 'badges';
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExportQuery.php b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExportQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExportQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExportQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorCalendarExport();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExternalInviteeQuery.php b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExternalInviteeQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExternalInviteeQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarExternalInviteeQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorCalendarExternalInvitee();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportLogQuery.php b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportLogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportLogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportLogQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorCalendarImportLog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportQuery.php b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/calendar/query/PhabricatorCalendarImportQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorCalendarImport();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitLogQuery.php b/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitLogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitLogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitLogQuery.php
@@ -40,10 +40,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorConduitMethodCallLog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitTokenQuery.php b/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitTokenQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitTokenQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/conduit/query/PhabricatorConduitTokenQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorConduitToken();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/countdown/query/PhabricatorCountdownQuery.php b/src/applications/countdown/query/PhabricatorCountdownQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/countdown/query/PhabricatorCountdownQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/countdown/query/PhabricatorCountdownQuery.php
@@ -28,10 +28,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   public function newResultObject() {
     return new PhabricatorCountdown();
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPanelQuery.php b/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPanelQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPanelQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPanelQuery.php
@@ -34,10 +34,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   public function newResultObject() {
     // TODO: If we don't do this, SearchEngine explodes when trying to
     // enumerate custom fields. For now, just give the panel a default panel
diff --git a/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPortalQuery.php b/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPortalQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPortalQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardPortalQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorDashboardPortal();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardQuery.php b/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/dashboard/query/PhabricatorDashboardQuery.php
@@ -34,10 +34,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   public function newResultObject() {
     return new PhabricatorDashboard();
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialChangesetQuery.php b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialChangesetQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialChangesetQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialChangesetQuery.php
@@ -58,10 +58,6 @@
     return new DifferentialChangeset();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $changesets) {
     // First, attach all the diffs we already have. We can just do this
     // directly without worrying about querying for them. When we don't have
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialDiffQuery.php b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialDiffQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialDiffQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialDiffQuery.php
@@ -57,10 +57,6 @@
     return new DifferentialDiff();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $diffs) {
     $revision_ids = array_filter(mpull($diffs, 'getRevisionID'));
 
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialHunkQuery.php b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialHunkQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialHunkQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialHunkQuery.php
@@ -34,10 +34,6 @@
     return new DifferentialHunk();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $hunks) {
     $changesets = mpull($this->changesets, null, 'getID');
     foreach ($hunks as $key => $hunk) {
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialViewStateQuery.php b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialViewStateQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialViewStateQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/query/DifferentialViewStateQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new DifferentialViewState();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/diffusion/query/DiffusionCommitHintQuery.php b/src/applications/diffusion/query/DiffusionCommitHintQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/diffusion/query/DiffusionCommitHintQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/diffusion/query/DiffusionCommitHintQuery.php
@@ -56,10 +56,6 @@
     $this->commitMap = array();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/doorkeeper/query/DoorkeeperExternalObjectQuery.php b/src/applications/doorkeeper/query/DoorkeeperExternalObjectQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/doorkeeper/query/DoorkeeperExternalObjectQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/doorkeeper/query/DoorkeeperExternalObjectQuery.php
@@ -20,10 +20,6 @@
     return new DoorkeeperExternalObject();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockAuthorizationQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockAuthorizationQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockAuthorizationQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockAuthorizationQuery.php
@@ -72,10 +72,6 @@
     return new DrydockAuthorization();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $authorizations) {
     $blueprint_phids = mpull($authorizations, 'getBlueprintPHID');
     if ($blueprint_phids) {
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockBlueprintQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockBlueprintQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockBlueprintQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockBlueprintQuery.php
@@ -95,10 +95,6 @@
     return 'blueprint';
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willExecute() {
     if ($this->identifiers) {
       $this->identifierMap = array();
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockCommandQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockCommandQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockCommandQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockCommandQuery.php
@@ -25,10 +25,6 @@
     return new DrydockCommand();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $commands) {
     $target_phids = mpull($commands, 'getTargetPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLeaseQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLeaseQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLeaseQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLeaseQuery.php
@@ -57,10 +57,6 @@
     return new DrydockLease();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $leases) {
     $resource_phids = array_filter(mpull($leases, 'getResourcePHID'));
     if ($resource_phids) {
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLogQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockLogQuery.php
@@ -37,10 +37,6 @@
     return new DrydockLog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function didFilterPage(array $logs) {
     $blueprint_phids = array_filter(mpull($logs, 'getBlueprintPHID'));
     if ($blueprint_phids) {
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockRepositoryOperationQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockRepositoryOperationQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockRepositoryOperationQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockRepositoryOperationQuery.php
@@ -55,10 +55,6 @@
     return new DrydockRepositoryOperation();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $operations) {
     $implementations = DrydockRepositoryOperationType::getAllOperationTypes();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockResourceQuery.php b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockResourceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockResourceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/query/DrydockResourceQuery.php
@@ -49,10 +49,6 @@
     return new DrydockResource();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $resources) {
     $blueprint_phids = mpull($resources, 'getBlueprintPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/files/query/PhabricatorFileAttachmentQuery.php b/src/applications/files/query/PhabricatorFileAttachmentQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/files/query/PhabricatorFileAttachmentQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/files/query/PhabricatorFileAttachmentQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorFileAttachment();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/fund/query/FundInitiativeQuery.php b/src/applications/fund/query/FundInitiativeQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/fund/query/FundInitiativeQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/fund/query/FundInitiativeQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new FundInitiative();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildArtifactQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildArtifactQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildArtifactQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildArtifactQuery.php
@@ -40,10 +40,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildArtifact();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $build_targets = array();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildLogQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildLogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildLogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildLogQuery.php
@@ -27,10 +27,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildLog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $build_targets = array();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildMessageQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildMessageQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildMessageQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildMessageQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildMessage();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $receiver_phids = array_filter(mpull($page, 'getReceiverPHID'));
     if ($receiver_phids) {
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildPlanQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildPlanQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildPlanQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildPlanQuery.php
@@ -50,10 +50,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildPlan();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function didFilterPage(array $page) {
     if ($this->needBuildSteps) {
       $plan_phids = mpull($page, 'getPHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildQuery.php
@@ -56,10 +56,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuild();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $buildables = array();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildStepQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildStepQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildStepQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildStepQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildStep();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildTargetQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildTargetQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildTargetQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildTargetQuery.php
@@ -69,10 +69,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildTarget();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildUnitMessageQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildUnitMessageQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildUnitMessageQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildUnitMessageQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildUnitMessage();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildableQuery.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildableQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildableQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/query/HarbormasterBuildableQuery.php
@@ -63,10 +63,6 @@
     return new HarbormasterBuildable();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $buildables = array();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldRuleQuery.php b/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldRuleQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldRuleQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldRuleQuery.php
@@ -86,10 +86,6 @@
     return new HeraldRule();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $rules) {
     $rule_ids = mpull($rules, 'getID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookQuery.php b/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new HeraldWebhook();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookRequestQuery.php b/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookRequestQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookRequestQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/herald/query/HeraldWebhookRequestQuery.php
@@ -29,10 +29,6 @@
     return new HeraldWebhookRequest();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   public function withLastRequestEpochBetween($epoch_min, $epoch_max) {
     $this->lastRequestEpochMin = $epoch_min;
     $this->lastRequestEpochMax = $epoch_max;
diff --git a/src/applications/legalpad/query/LegalpadDocumentQuery.php b/src/applications/legalpad/query/LegalpadDocumentQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/legalpad/query/LegalpadDocumentQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/legalpad/query/LegalpadDocumentQuery.php
@@ -81,10 +81,6 @@
     return new LegalpadDocument();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $documents) {
     if ($this->needDocumentBodies) {
       $documents = $this->loadDocumentBodies($documents);
diff --git a/src/applications/macro/query/PhabricatorMacroQuery.php b/src/applications/macro/query/PhabricatorMacroQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/macro/query/PhabricatorMacroQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/macro/query/PhabricatorMacroQuery.php
@@ -100,10 +100,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorFileImageMacro();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage(new PhabricatorFileImageMacro());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailPropertiesQuery.php b/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailPropertiesQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailPropertiesQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailPropertiesQuery.php
@@ -20,10 +20,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorMetaMTAMailProperties();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailQuery.php b/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/metamta/query/PhabricatorMetaMTAMailQuery.php
@@ -36,10 +36,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceImportCursorDataQuery.php b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceImportCursorDataQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceImportCursorDataQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceImportCursorDataQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new NuanceImportCursorData();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemCommandQuery.php b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemCommandQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemCommandQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemCommandQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new NuanceItemCommand();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemQuery.php b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceItemQuery.php
@@ -56,10 +56,6 @@
     return new NuanceItem();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $items) {
     $viewer = $this->getViewer();
     $source_phids = mpull($items, 'getSourcePHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceQueueQuery.php b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceQueueQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceQueueQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceQueueQuery.php
@@ -20,10 +20,6 @@
     return new NuanceQueue();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceSourceQuery.php b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceSourceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceSourceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/nuance/query/NuanceSourceQuery.php
@@ -48,10 +48,6 @@
     return 'source';
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $sources) {
     $all_types = NuanceSourceDefinition::getAllDefinitions();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/oauthserver/query/PhabricatorOAuthClientAuthorizationQuery.php b/src/applications/oauthserver/query/PhabricatorOAuthClientAuthorizationQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/oauthserver/query/PhabricatorOAuthClientAuthorizationQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/oauthserver/query/PhabricatorOAuthClientAuthorizationQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorOAuthClientAuthorization();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $authorizations) {
     $client_phids = mpull($authorizations, 'getClientPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/owners/query/PhabricatorOwnersPackageQuery.php b/src/applications/owners/query/PhabricatorOwnersPackageQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/owners/query/PhabricatorOwnersPackageQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/owners/query/PhabricatorOwnersPackageQuery.php
@@ -102,10 +102,6 @@
     $this->controlResults = array();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $packages) {
     $package_ids = mpull($packages, 'getID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPackageQuery.php b/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPackageQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPackageQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPackageQuery.php
@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorPackagesPackage();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPublisherQuery.php b/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPublisherQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPublisherQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesPublisherQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorPackagesPublisher();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesVersionQuery.php b/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesVersionQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesVersionQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/packages/query/PhabricatorPackagesVersionQuery.php
@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorPackagesVersion();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/passphrase/query/PassphraseCredentialQuery.php b/src/applications/passphrase/query/PassphraseCredentialQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/passphrase/query/PassphraseCredentialQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/passphrase/query/PassphraseCredentialQuery.php
@@ -57,10 +57,6 @@
     return new PassphraseCredential();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     if ($this->needSecrets) {
       $secret_ids = mpull($page, 'getSecretID');
diff --git a/src/applications/paste/query/PhabricatorPasteQuery.php b/src/applications/paste/query/PhabricatorPasteQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/paste/query/PhabricatorPasteQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/paste/query/PhabricatorPasteQuery.php
@@ -84,10 +84,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorPaste();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage(new PhabricatorPaste());
-  }
-
   protected function didFilterPage(array $pastes) {
     if ($this->needRawContent) {
       $pastes = $this->loadRawContent($pastes);
diff --git a/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleLogQuery.php b/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleLogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleLogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleLogQuery.php
@@ -58,10 +58,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorUserLog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleQuery.php b/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleQuery.php
@@ -162,10 +162,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorUser();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function didFilterPage(array $users) {
     if ($this->needProfile) {
       $user_list = mpull($users, null, 'getPHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleUserEmailQuery.php b/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleUserEmailQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleUserEmailQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/people/query/PhabricatorPeopleUserEmailQuery.php
@@ -20,10 +20,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorUserEmail();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function getPrimaryTableAlias() {
     return 'email';
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/phame/query/PhameBlogQuery.php b/src/applications/phame/query/PhameBlogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phame/query/PhameBlogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phame/query/PhameBlogQuery.php
@@ -45,10 +45,6 @@
     return new PhameBlog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/phame/query/PhamePostQuery.php b/src/applications/phame/query/PhamePostQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phame/query/PhamePostQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phame/query/PhamePostQuery.php
@@ -50,10 +50,6 @@
     return new PhamePost();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $posts) {
     // We require blogs to do visibility checks, so load them unconditionally.
     $blog_phids = mpull($posts, 'getBlogPHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/pholio/query/PholioImageQuery.php b/src/applications/pholio/query/PholioImageQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/pholio/query/PholioImageQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/pholio/query/PholioImageQuery.php
@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
     return new PholioImage();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountEmailQuery.php b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountEmailQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountEmailQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountEmailQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhortuneAccountEmail();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $addresses) {
     $accounts = id(new PhortuneAccountQuery())
       ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
diff --git a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountQuery.php b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneAccountQuery.php
@@ -46,10 +46,6 @@
     return new PhortuneAccount();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $accounts) {
     $query = id(new PhabricatorEdgeQuery())
       ->withSourcePHIDs(mpull($accounts, 'getPHID'))
diff --git a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneMerchantQuery.php b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneMerchantQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneMerchantQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneMerchantQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhortuneMerchant();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $merchants) {
     $query = id(new PhabricatorEdgeQuery())
       ->withSourcePHIDs(mpull($merchants, 'getPHID'))
diff --git a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortunePaymentMethodQuery.php b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortunePaymentMethodQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortunePaymentMethodQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortunePaymentMethodQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhortunePaymentMethod();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $methods) {
     $accounts = id(new PhortuneAccountQuery())
       ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
diff --git a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneSubscriptionQuery.php b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneSubscriptionQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneSubscriptionQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phortune/query/PhortuneSubscriptionQuery.php
@@ -51,10 +51,6 @@
     return new PhortuneSubscription();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $subscriptions) {
     $accounts = id(new PhortuneAccountQuery())
       ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
diff --git a/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionContentQuery.php b/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionContentQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionContentQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionContentQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhrictionContent();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionDocumentQuery.php b/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionDocumentQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionDocumentQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phriction/query/PhrictionDocumentQuery.php
@@ -62,10 +62,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   public function newResultObject() {
     return new PhrictionDocument();
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/phurl/query/PhabricatorPhurlURLQuery.php b/src/applications/phurl/query/PhabricatorPhurlURLQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/phurl/query/PhabricatorPhurlURLQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/phurl/query/PhabricatorPhurlURLQuery.php
@@ -50,10 +50,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderAnswerQuery.php b/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderAnswerQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderAnswerQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderAnswerQuery.php
@@ -59,10 +59,6 @@
     return new PonderAnswer();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage(new PonderAnswer());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $answers) {
     $questions = id(new PonderQuestionQuery())
       ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
diff --git a/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionQuery.php b/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionQuery.php
@@ -86,10 +86,6 @@
     return new PonderQuestion();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage(new PonderQuestion());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $questions) {
 
     $phids = mpull($questions, 'getPHID');
diff --git a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnPositionQuery.php b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnPositionQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnPositionQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnPositionQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorProjectColumnPosition();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = array();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnQuery.php b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectColumnQuery.php
@@ -56,10 +56,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorProjectColumn();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $projects = array();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectQuery.php b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectQuery.php
@@ -236,10 +236,6 @@
     }
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $projects) {
     $ancestor_paths = array();
     foreach ($projects as $project) {
diff --git a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectTriggerQuery.php b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectTriggerQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectTriggerQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/project/query/PhabricatorProjectTriggerQuery.php
@@ -35,10 +35,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorProjectTrigger();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryGitLFSRefQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryGitLFSRefQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryGitLFSRefQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryGitLFSRefQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositoryGitLFSRef();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryIdentityQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryIdentityQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryIdentityQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryIdentityQuery.php
@@ -66,10 +66,6 @@
      return 'identity';
    }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPullEventQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPullEventQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPullEventQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPullEventQuery.php
@@ -40,10 +40,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositoryPullEvent();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $events) {
     // If a pull targets an invalid repository or fails before authenticating,
     // it may not have an associated repository.
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushEventQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushEventQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushEventQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushEventQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositoryPushEvent();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $events) {
     $repository_phids = mpull($events, 'getRepositoryPHID');
     $repositories = id(new PhabricatorRepositoryQuery())
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushLogQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushLogQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushLogQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryPushLogQuery.php
@@ -64,10 +64,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositoryPushLog();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $logs) {
     $event_phids = mpull($logs, 'getPushEventPHID');
     $events = id(new PhabricatorObjectQuery())
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryRefCursorQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryRefCursorQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryRefCursorQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryRefCursorQuery.php
@@ -50,10 +50,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositoryRefCursor();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $refs) {
     $repository_phids = mpull($refs, 'getRepositoryPHID');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositorySyncEventQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositorySyncEventQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositorySyncEventQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositorySyncEventQuery.php
@@ -34,10 +34,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositorySyncEvent();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $events) {
     $repository_phids = mpull($events, 'getRepositoryPHID');
     $repository_phids = array_filter($repository_phids);
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryURIQuery.php b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryURIQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryURIQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/query/PhabricatorRepositoryURIQuery.php
@@ -34,10 +34,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorRepositoryURI();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryConfigQuery.php b/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryConfigQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryConfigQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryConfigQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorNamedQueryConfig();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryQuery.php b/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorNamedQueryQuery.php
@@ -32,10 +32,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorNamedQuery();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfigurationQuery.php b/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfigurationQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfigurationQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/search/query/PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfigurationQuery.php
@@ -40,10 +40,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/slowvote/query/PhabricatorSlowvoteQuery.php b/src/applications/slowvote/query/PhabricatorSlowvoteQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/slowvote/query/PhabricatorSlowvoteQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/slowvote/query/PhabricatorSlowvoteQuery.php
@@ -57,10 +57,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorSlowvotePoll();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $polls) {
     assert_instances_of($polls, 'PhabricatorSlowvotePoll');
 
diff --git a/src/applications/spaces/query/PhabricatorSpacesNamespaceQuery.php b/src/applications/spaces/query/PhabricatorSpacesNamespaceQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/spaces/query/PhabricatorSpacesNamespaceQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/spaces/query/PhabricatorSpacesNamespaceQuery.php
@@ -36,8 +36,8 @@
     return 'PhabricatorSpacesApplication';
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage(new PhabricatorSpacesNamespace());
+  public function newResultObject() {
+    return new PhabricatorSpacesNamespace();
   }
 
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
diff --git a/src/applications/tokens/query/PhabricatorTokenGivenQuery.php b/src/applications/tokens/query/PhabricatorTokenGivenQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/tokens/query/PhabricatorTokenGivenQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/tokens/query/PhabricatorTokenGivenQuery.php
@@ -26,10 +26,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorTokenGiven();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/applications/transactions/query/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionCommentQuery.php b/src/applications/transactions/query/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionCommentQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/transactions/query/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionCommentQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/transactions/query/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionCommentQuery.php
@@ -46,10 +46,6 @@
     return $this->newApplicationTransactionCommentTemplate();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
     $alias = $this->getPrimaryTableAlias();
diff --git a/src/applications/xhprof/query/PhabricatorXHProfSampleQuery.php b/src/applications/xhprof/query/PhabricatorXHProfSampleQuery.php
--- a/src/applications/xhprof/query/PhabricatorXHProfSampleQuery.php
+++ b/src/applications/xhprof/query/PhabricatorXHProfSampleQuery.php
@@ -20,10 +20,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorXHProfSample();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function buildWhereClauseParts(AphrontDatabaseConnection $conn) {
     $where = parent::buildWhereClauseParts($conn);
 
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerBulkJobQuery.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerBulkJobQuery.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerBulkJobQuery.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerBulkJobQuery.php
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@
     return new PhabricatorWorkerBulkJob();
   }
 
-  protected function loadPage() {
-    return $this->loadStandardPage($this->newResultObject());
-  }
-
   protected function willFilterPage(array $page) {
     $map = PhabricatorWorkerBulkJobType::getAllJobTypes();
 
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/query/policy/PhabricatorCursorPagedPolicyAwareQuery.php b/src/infrastructure/query/policy/PhabricatorCursorPagedPolicyAwareQuery.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/query/policy/PhabricatorCursorPagedPolicyAwareQuery.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/query/policy/PhabricatorCursorPagedPolicyAwareQuery.php
@@ -265,6 +265,24 @@
     return $this->ferretMetadata;
   }
 
+  protected function loadPage() {
+    $object = $this->newResultObject();
+
+    if (!$object instanceof PhabricatorLiskDAO) {
+      throw new Exception(
+        pht(
+          'Query class ("%s") did not return the correct type of object '.
+          'from "newResultObject()" (expected a subclass of '.
+          '"PhabricatorLiskDAO", found "%s"). Return an object of the '.
+          'expected type (this is common), or implement a custom '.
+          '"loadPage()" method (this is unusual in modern code).',
+          get_class($this),
+          phutil_describe_type($object)));
+    }
+
+    return $this->loadStandardPage($object);
+  }
+
   protected function loadStandardPage(PhabricatorLiskDAO $table) {
     $rows = $this->loadStandardPageRows($table);
     return $table->loadAllFromArray($rows);