diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
   'names' => array(
     'conpherence.pkg.css' => '3c8a0668',
     'conpherence.pkg.js' => '020aebcf',
-    'core.pkg.css' => 'ad8fc332',
+    'core.pkg.css' => '6d9a0ba6',
     'core.pkg.js' => '705aec2c',
     'differential.pkg.css' => '607c84be',
     'differential.pkg.js' => '1b97518d',
@@ -176,7 +176,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-status.css' => 'e5ff8be0',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-tag-view.css' => '8519160a',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-timeline-view.css' => '1e348e4b',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css' => '0a876b9e',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css' => 'f96d319f',
     'rsrc/css/phui/workboards/phui-workboard-color.css' => 'e86de308',
     'rsrc/css/phui/workboards/phui-workboard.css' => '74fc9d98',
     'rsrc/css/phui/workboards/phui-workcard.css' => '913441b6',
@@ -873,7 +873,7 @@
     'phui-tag-view-css' => '8519160a',
     'phui-theme-css' => '35883b37',
     'phui-timeline-view-css' => '1e348e4b',
-    'phui-two-column-view-css' => '0a876b9e',
+    'phui-two-column-view-css' => 'f96d319f',
     'phui-workboard-color-css' => 'e86de308',
     'phui-workboard-view-css' => '74fc9d98',
     'phui-workcard-view-css' => '913441b6',
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -2037,6 +2037,7 @@
     'PHUIInfoView' => 'view/phui/PHUIInfoView.php',
     'PHUIInvisibleCharacterTestCase' => 'view/phui/__tests__/PHUIInvisibleCharacterTestCase.php',
     'PHUIInvisibleCharacterView' => 'view/phui/PHUIInvisibleCharacterView.php',
+    'PHUILauncherView' => 'view/phui/PHUILauncherView.php',
     'PHUILeftRightExample' => 'applications/uiexample/examples/PHUILeftRightExample.php',
     'PHUILeftRightView' => 'view/phui/PHUILeftRightView.php',
     'PHUIListExample' => 'applications/uiexample/examples/PHUIListExample.php',
@@ -8236,6 +8237,7 @@
     'PHUIInfoView' => 'AphrontTagView',
     'PHUIInvisibleCharacterTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
     'PHUIInvisibleCharacterView' => 'AphrontView',
+    'PHUILauncherView' => 'AphrontTagView',
     'PHUILeftRightExample' => 'PhabricatorUIExample',
     'PHUILeftRightView' => 'AphrontTagView',
     'PHUIListExample' => 'PhabricatorUIExample',
diff --git a/src/applications/almanac/controller/AlmanacConsoleController.php b/src/applications/almanac/controller/AlmanacConsoleController.php
--- a/src/applications/almanac/controller/AlmanacConsoleController.php
+++ b/src/applications/almanac/controller/AlmanacConsoleController.php
@@ -10,13 +10,15 @@
     $viewer = $request->getViewer();
 
     $menu = id(new PHUIObjectItemListView())
-      ->setUser($viewer);
+      ->setUser($viewer)
+      ->setBig(true);
 
     $menu->addItem(
       id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
         ->setHeader(pht('Devices'))
         ->setHref($this->getApplicationURI('device/'))
         ->setImageIcon('fa-server')
+        ->setClickable(true)
         ->addAttribute(
           pht(
             'Create an inventory of physical and virtual hosts and '.
@@ -27,6 +29,7 @@
         ->setHeader(pht('Services'))
         ->setHref($this->getApplicationURI('service/'))
         ->setImageIcon('fa-plug')
+        ->setClickable(true)
         ->addAttribute(
           pht(
             'Create and update services, and map them to interfaces on '.
@@ -37,6 +40,7 @@
         ->setHeader(pht('Networks'))
         ->setHref($this->getApplicationURI('network/'))
         ->setImageIcon('fa-globe')
+        ->setClickable(true)
         ->addAttribute(
           pht(
             'Manage public and private networks.')));
@@ -46,6 +50,7 @@
         ->setHeader(pht('Namespaces'))
         ->setHref($this->getApplicationURI('namespace/'))
         ->setImageIcon('fa-asterisk')
+        ->setClickable(true)
         ->addAttribute(
           pht('Control who can create new named services and devices.')));
 
@@ -57,6 +62,7 @@
         ->setHeader(pht('Documentation'))
         ->setHref($docs_uri)
         ->setImageIcon('fa-book')
+        ->setClickable(true)
         ->addAttribute(pht('Browse documentation for Almanac.')));
 
     $crumbs = $this->buildApplicationCrumbs();
@@ -64,17 +70,15 @@
     $crumbs->setBorder(true);
 
     $box = id(new PHUIObjectBoxView())
+      ->setHeaderText(pht('Almanac Console'))
+      ->setBackground(PHUIObjectBoxView::WHITE_CONFIG)
       ->setObjectList($menu);
 
-    $header = id(new PHUIHeaderView())
-      ->setHeader(pht('Almanac Console'))
-      ->setHeaderIcon('fa-server');
+    $launcher_view = id(new PHUILauncherView())
+      ->appendChild($box);
 
     $view = id(new PHUITwoColumnView())
-      ->setHeader($header)
-      ->setFooter(array(
-        $box,
-      ));
+      ->setFooter($launcher_view);
 
     return $this->newPage()
       ->setTitle(pht('Almanac Console'))
diff --git a/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardConsoleController.php b/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardConsoleController.php
--- a/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardConsoleController.php
+++ b/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardConsoleController.php
@@ -59,9 +59,11 @@
       ->setBackground(PHUIObjectBoxView::WHITE_CONFIG)
       ->setObjectList($menu);
 
+    $launch_view = id(new PHUILauncherView())
+      ->appendChild($box);
+
     $view = id(new PHUITwoColumnView())
-      ->setFixed(true)
-      ->setFooter($box);
+      ->setFooter($launch_view);
 
     return $this->newPage()
       ->setTitle($title)
diff --git a/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionRepositoryEditController.php b/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionRepositoryEditController.php
--- a/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionRepositoryEditController.php
+++ b/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionRepositoryEditController.php
@@ -78,14 +78,16 @@
       ->addClass('diffusion-create-repo')
       ->appendChild($layout);
 
-    $view = id(new PHUITwoColumnView())
-      ->setFixed(true)
-      ->setFooter(
+    $launcher_view = id(new PHUILauncherView())
+      ->appendChild(
         array(
           $layout,
           $hints,
         ));
 
+    $view = id(new PHUITwoColumnView())
+      ->setFooter($launcher_view);
+
     return $this->newPage()
       ->setTitle($title)
       ->setCrumbs($crumbs)
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/controller/DrydockConsoleController.php b/src/applications/drydock/controller/DrydockConsoleController.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/controller/DrydockConsoleController.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/controller/DrydockConsoleController.php
@@ -76,9 +76,11 @@
       ->setBackground(PHUIObjectBoxView::WHITE_CONFIG)
       ->setObjectList($menu);
 
+    $launcher_view = id(new PHUILauncherView())
+      ->appendChild($box);
+
     $view = id(new PHUITwoColumnView())
-      ->setFixed(true)
-      ->setFooter($box);
+      ->setFooter($launcher_view);
 
     return $this->newPage()
       ->setTitle($title)
diff --git a/src/view/phui/PHUILauncherView.php b/src/view/phui/PHUILauncherView.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/view/phui/PHUILauncherView.php
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PHUILauncherView
+  extends AphrontTagView {
+
+  protected function getTagName() {
+    return 'div';
+  }
+
+  protected function getTagAttributes() {
+    $classes = array();
+
+    $classes[] = 'phui-launcher-view';
+
+    return array(
+      'class' => implode(' ', $classes),
+    );
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css
@@ -2,6 +2,11 @@
  * @provides phui-two-column-view-css
  */
 
+.phui-launcher-view {
+  max-width: 1140px;
+  margin: 0 auto;
+}
+
 .phui-two-column-fixed {
   max-width: 1140px;
   margin: 0 auto;