diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -4567,6 +4567,7 @@
     'PhabricatorTriggerClockTestCase' => 'infrastructure/daemon/workers/clock/__tests__/PhabricatorTriggerClockTestCase.php',
     'PhabricatorTriggerDaemon' => 'infrastructure/daemon/workers/PhabricatorTriggerDaemon.php',
     'PhabricatorTrivialTestCase' => 'infrastructure/testing/__tests__/PhabricatorTrivialTestCase.php',
+    'PhabricatorTwilioFuture' => 'applications/metamta/future/PhabricatorTwilioFuture.php',
     'PhabricatorTwitchAuthProvider' => 'applications/auth/provider/PhabricatorTwitchAuthProvider.php',
     'PhabricatorTwitterAuthProvider' => 'applications/auth/provider/PhabricatorTwitterAuthProvider.php',
     'PhabricatorTypeaheadApplication' => 'applications/typeahead/application/PhabricatorTypeaheadApplication.php',
@@ -10608,6 +10609,7 @@
     'PhabricatorTriggerClockTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
     'PhabricatorTriggerDaemon' => 'PhabricatorDaemon',
     'PhabricatorTrivialTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
+    'PhabricatorTwilioFuture' => 'FutureProxy',
     'PhabricatorTwitchAuthProvider' => 'PhabricatorOAuth2AuthProvider',
     'PhabricatorTwitterAuthProvider' => 'PhabricatorOAuth1AuthProvider',
     'PhabricatorTypeaheadApplication' => 'PhabricatorApplication',
diff --git a/src/applications/metamta/future/PhabricatorTwilioFuture.php b/src/applications/metamta/future/PhabricatorTwilioFuture.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/metamta/future/PhabricatorTwilioFuture.php
@@ -0,0 +1,85 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorTwilioFuture extends FutureProxy {
+
+  private $future;
+  private $accountSID;
+  private $authToken;
+  private $method;
+  private $parameters;
+
+  public function __construct() {
+    parent::__construct(null);
+  }
+
+  public function setAccountSID($account_sid) {
+    $this->accountSID = $account_sid;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setAuthToken(PhutilOpaqueEnvelope $token) {
+    $this->authToken = $token;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setMethod($method, array $parameters) {
+    $this->method = $method;
+    $this->parameters = $parameters;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  protected function getProxiedFuture() {
+    if (!$this->future) {
+      if ($this->accountSID === null) {
+        throw new PhutilInvalidStateException('setAccountSID');
+      }
+
+      if ($this->authToken === null) {
+        throw new PhutilInvalidStateException('setAuthToken');
+      }
+
+      if ($this->method === null || $this->parameters === null) {
+        throw new PhutilInvalidStateException('setMethod');
+      }
+
+      $path = urisprintf(
+        '/%s/Accounts/%s/%s',
+        '2010-04-01',
+        $this->accountSID,
+        $this->method);
+
+      $uri = id(new PhutilURI('https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/accounts/'))
+        ->setPath($path);
+
+      $data = $this->parameters;
+
+      $future = id(new HTTPSFuture($uri, $data))
+        ->setHTTPBasicAuthCredentials($this->accountSID, $this->authToken)
+        ->setMethod('POST')
+        ->addHeader('Accept', 'application/json');
+
+      $this->future = $future;
+    }
+
+    return $this->future;
+  }
+
+  protected function didReceiveResult($result) {
+    list($status, $body, $headers) = $result;
+
+    if ($status->isError()) {
+      throw $status;
+    }
+
+    try {
+      $data = phutil_json_decode($body);
+    } catch (PhutilJSONParserException $ex) {
+      throw new PhutilProxyException(
+        pht('Expected JSON response from Twilio.'),
+        $ex);
+    }
+
+    return $data;
+  }
+
+}