diff --git a/resources/sql/autopatches/20180213.hoax.01.hoax.sql b/resources/sql/autopatches/20180213.hoax.01.hoax.sql
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/resources/sql/autopatches/20180213.hoax.01.hoax.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+CREATE TABLE {$NAMESPACE}_drydock.drydock_hoax (
+  id INT UNSIGNED NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT PRIMARY KEY,
+  phid VARBINARY(64) NOT NULL,
+  name VARCHAR(128) NOT NULL COLLATE {$COLLATE_TEXT},
+  state VARCHAR(32) NOT NULL COLLATE {$COLLATE_TEXT},
+  dateCreated INT UNSIGNED NOT NULL,
+  dateModified INT UNSIGNED NOT NULL
+) ENGINE=InnoDB, COLLATE {$COLLATE_TEXT};
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -1048,6 +1048,11 @@
     'DrydockDefaultEditCapability' => 'applications/drydock/capability/DrydockDefaultEditCapability.php',
     'DrydockDefaultViewCapability' => 'applications/drydock/capability/DrydockDefaultViewCapability.php',
     'DrydockFilesystemInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/filesystem/DrydockFilesystemInterface.php',
+    'DrydockHoax' => 'applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoax.php',
+    'DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation' => 'applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation.php',
+    'DrydockHoaxCommandInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockHoaxCommandInterface.php',
+    'DrydockHoaxLog' => 'applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoaxLog.php',
+    'DrydockHoaxPHIDType' => 'applications/drydock/phid/DrydockHoaxPHIDType.php',
     'DrydockInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/DrydockInterface.php',
     'DrydockLandRepositoryOperation' => 'applications/drydock/operation/DrydockLandRepositoryOperation.php',
     'DrydockLease' => 'applications/drydock/storage/DrydockLease.php',
@@ -1084,6 +1089,7 @@
     'DrydockLogSearchEngine' => 'applications/drydock/query/DrydockLogSearchEngine.php',
     'DrydockLogType' => 'applications/drydock/logtype/DrydockLogType.php',
     'DrydockManagementCommandWorkflow' => 'applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementCommandWorkflow.php',
+    'DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow' => 'applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow.php',
     'DrydockManagementLeaseWorkflow' => 'applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementLeaseWorkflow.php',
     'DrydockManagementReclaimWorkflow' => 'applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementReclaimWorkflow.php',
     'DrydockManagementReleaseLeaseWorkflow' => 'applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementReleaseLeaseWorkflow.php',
@@ -6269,6 +6275,17 @@
     'DrydockDefaultEditCapability' => 'PhabricatorPolicyCapability',
     'DrydockDefaultViewCapability' => 'PhabricatorPolicyCapability',
     'DrydockFilesystemInterface' => 'DrydockInterface',
+    'DrydockHoax' => array(
+      'DrydockDAO',
+      'PhabricatorPolicyInterface',
+    ),
+    'DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation' => 'DrydockBlueprintImplementation',
+    'DrydockHoaxCommandInterface' => 'DrydockCommandInterface',
+    'DrydockHoaxLog' => array(
+      'DrydockDAO',
+      'PhabricatorPolicyInterface',
+    ),
+    'DrydockHoaxPHIDType' => 'PhabricatorPHIDType',
     'DrydockInterface' => 'Phobject',
     'DrydockLandRepositoryOperation' => 'DrydockRepositoryOperationType',
     'DrydockLease' => array(
@@ -6311,6 +6328,7 @@
     'DrydockLogSearchEngine' => 'PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngine',
     'DrydockLogType' => 'Phobject',
     'DrydockManagementCommandWorkflow' => 'DrydockManagementWorkflow',
+    'DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow' => 'DrydockManagementWorkflow',
     'DrydockManagementLeaseWorkflow' => 'DrydockManagementWorkflow',
     'DrydockManagementReclaimWorkflow' => 'DrydockManagementWorkflow',
     'DrydockManagementReleaseLeaseWorkflow' => 'DrydockManagementWorkflow',
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation.php b/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation.php
@@ -0,0 +1,184 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockHoaxBlueprintImplementation
+  extends DrydockBlueprintImplementation {
+
+  public function isEnabled() {
+    $almanac_app = 'PhabricatorAlmanacApplication';
+    return PhabricatorApplication::isClassInstalled($almanac_app);
+  }
+
+  public function getBlueprintName() {
+    return pht('Hoax (Pretend Host)');
+  }
+
+  public function getBlueprintIcon() {
+    return 'fa-bathtub';
+  }
+
+  public function getDescription() {
+    return pht('Pretend host for developing and testing Drydock blueprints.');
+  }
+
+  protected function shouldUseConcurrentResourceLimit() {
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function canAnyBlueprintEverAllocateResourceForLease(
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function canEverAllocateResourceForLease(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function canAllocateResourceForLease(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+
+    if ($this->shouldLimitAllocatingPoolSize($blueprint)) {
+      return false;
+    }
+
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function allocateResource(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+
+    $name = Filesystem::readRandomCharacters(8);
+
+    $hoax = id(new DrydockHoax())
+      ->setName('hoax-'.$name.'.example.horse')
+      ->setState('running')
+      ->save();
+
+    $resource = $this->newResourceTemplate($blueprint)
+      ->setAttribute('hoaxPHID', $hoax->getPHID())
+      ->setAttribute('hoaxName', $hoax->getName());
+
+    $lease_flavor = $lease->getAttribute('flavor');
+    if ($lease_flavor !== null) {
+      $resource->setAttribute('flavor', $lease_flavor);
+    }
+
+    $slot_lock = $this->getConcurrentResourceLimitSlotLock($blueprint);
+    if ($slot_lock !== null) {
+      $resource->needSlotLock($slot_lock);
+    }
+
+    return $resource->allocateResource();
+  }
+
+  public function activateResource(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource) {
+    return $resource->activateResource($blueprint, $resource);
+  }
+
+  public function activateLease(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+
+    return $lease->activateOnResource($resource);
+  }
+
+  public function destroyResource(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource) {
+
+    $hoax = id(new DrydockHoax())->loadOneWhere(
+      'phid = %s',
+      $resource->getAttribute('hoaxPHID'));
+
+    $hoax->setState('destroyed')->save();
+  }
+
+  public function getResourceName(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource) {
+
+    $hoax_name = $resource->getAttribute('hoaxName', pht('<Unknown>'));
+
+    return pht('Hoax (%s)', $hoax_name);
+  }
+
+  public function canAcquireLeaseOnResource(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+
+    // If the lease has a flavor, the resource needs to have the same flavor.
+    $lease_flavor = $lease->getAttribute('flavor');
+    if ($lease_flavor !== null) {
+      $resource_flavor = $resource->getAttribute('flavor');
+      if ($resource_flavor !== $lease_flavor) {
+        return false;
+      }
+    }
+
+    if (!DrydockSlotLock::isLockFree($this->getLeaseSlotLock($resource))) {
+      return false;
+    }
+
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function acquireLease(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+
+    $lease
+      ->needSlotLock($this->getLeaseSlotLock($resource))
+      ->acquireOnResource($resource);
+  }
+
+  public function didReleaseLease(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+    return;
+  }
+
+  public function destroyLease(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource,
+    DrydockLease $lease) {
+    return;
+  }
+
+  public function getType() {
+    return 'host';
+  }
+
+  public function getInterface(
+    DrydockBlueprint $blueprint,
+    DrydockResource $resource,
+    DrydockLease $lease,
+    $type) {
+
+    $viewer = PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser();
+
+    switch ($type) {
+      case DrydockCommandInterface::INTERFACE_TYPE:
+        return new DrydockHoaxCommandInterface();
+    }
+  }
+
+  protected function getCustomFieldSpecifications() {
+    return array();
+  }
+
+
+  private function getLeaseSlotLock(DrydockResource $resource) {
+    $resource_phid = $resource->getPHID();
+    return "hoax.lease({$resource_phid})";
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockHoaxCommandInterface.php b/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockHoaxCommandInterface.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockHoaxCommandInterface.php
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockHoaxCommandInterface extends DrydockCommandInterface {
+
+  public function getExecFuture($command) {
+    $argv = func_get_args();
+    $full_command = call_user_func_array('csprintf', $argv);
+
+    $bin = dirname(phutil_get_library_root('phabricator')).'/bin';
+
+    return new ExecFuture(
+      '%s/drydock hoax --command %s',
+      $bin,
+      $full_command);
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow.php b/src/applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/management/DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow.php
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockManagementHoaxWorkflow
+  extends DrydockManagementWorkflow {
+
+  protected function didConstruct() {
+    $this
+      ->setName('hoax')
+      ->setSynopsis(pht('Pretend to run a command.'))
+      ->setArguments(
+        array(
+          array(
+            'name'      => 'command',
+            'param'     => 'commmand',
+            'help'      => pht('Command to run.'),
+          ),
+        ));
+  }
+
+  public function execute(PhutilArgumentParser $args) {
+    $command = $args->getArg('command');
+
+    $argv = id(new PhutilShellLexer())->splitArguments($command);
+
+
+    switch ($argv[0]) {
+      case 'ls':
+        echo "README\n";
+        return 0;
+      default:
+        echo tsprintf(
+          "%s\n",
+          pht(
+            'Unknown command "%s"! Make sure this binary is properly '.
+            'installed on your HoaxOS system.',
+            $argv[0]));
+        return 1;
+    }
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/phid/DrydockHoaxPHIDType.php b/src/applications/drydock/phid/DrydockHoaxPHIDType.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/phid/DrydockHoaxPHIDType.php
@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockHoaxPHIDType extends PhabricatorPHIDType {
+
+  const TYPECONST = 'HOAX';
+
+  public function getTypeName() {
+    return pht('Drydock Hoax');
+  }
+
+  public function getTypeIcon() {
+    return 'fa-bath';
+  }
+
+  public function newObject() {
+    return new DrydockHoax();
+  }
+
+  public function getPHIDTypeApplicationClass() {
+    return 'PhabricatorDrydockApplication';
+  }
+
+  protected function buildQueryForObjects(
+    PhabricatorObjectQuery $query,
+    array $phids) {
+
+    return id(new DrydockHoaxQuery())
+      ->withPHIDs($phids);
+  }
+
+  public function loadHandles(
+    PhabricatorHandleQuery $query,
+    array $handles,
+    array $objects) {
+
+    foreach ($handles as $phid => $handle) {
+      $hoax = $objects[$phid];
+      $id = $hoax->getID();
+
+      $handle->setName(
+        pht(
+          'Hoax %d: %s',
+          $id,
+          $hoax->getName()));
+    }
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoax.php b/src/applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoax.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoax.php
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockHoax
+  extends DrydockDAO
+  implements PhabricatorPolicyInterface {
+
+  protected $name;
+  protected $state;
+
+  protected function getConfiguration() {
+    return array(
+      self::CONFIG_AUX_PHID => true,
+      self::CONFIG_COLUMN_SCHEMA => array(
+        'name' => 'text128',
+        'state' => 'text32',
+      ),
+      self::CONFIG_KEY_SCHEMA => array(
+      ),
+    ) + parent::getConfiguration();
+  }
+
+  public function getPHIDType() {
+    return DrydockHoaxPHIDType::TYPECONST;
+  }
+
+/* -(  PhabricatorPolicyInterface  )----------------------------------------- */
+
+
+  public function getCapabilities() {
+    return array(
+      PhabricatorPolicyCapability::CAN_VIEW,
+    );
+  }
+
+  public function getPolicy($capability) {
+    return PhabricatorPolicies::getMostOpenPolicy();
+  }
+
+  public function hasAutomaticCapability($capability, PhabricatorUser $viewer) {
+    return false;
+  }
+
+  public function describeAutomaticCapability($capability) {
+    return pht('All users can view hoaxes.');
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoaxLog.php b/src/applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoaxLog.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/storage/DrydockHoaxLog.php
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockHoaxLog
+  extends DrydockDAO
+  implements PhabricatorPolicyInterface {
+
+  protected $hoaxPHID;
+  protected $message;
+
+  protected function getConfiguration() {
+    return array(
+      self::CONFIG_COLUMN_SCHEMA => array(
+        'message' => 'text',
+      ),
+      self::CONFIG_KEY_SCHEMA => array(
+      ),
+    ) + parent::getConfiguration();
+  }
+
+/* -(  PhabricatorPolicyInterface  )----------------------------------------- */
+
+
+  public function getCapabilities() {
+    return array(
+      PhabricatorPolicyCapability::CAN_VIEW,
+    );
+  }
+
+  public function getPolicy($capability) {
+    return PhabricatorPolicies::getMostOpenPolicy();
+  }
+
+  public function hasAutomaticCapability($capability, PhabricatorUser $viewer) {
+    return false;
+  }
+
+  public function describeAutomaticCapability($capability) {
+    return pht('All users can view hoax logs.');
+  }
+
+}