diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
   'names' => array(
     'conpherence.pkg.css' => 'e68cf1fa',
     'conpherence.pkg.js' => 'b5b51108',
-    'core.pkg.css' => 'e9473020',
+    'core.pkg.css' => '87a9a59b',
     'core.pkg.js' => '28552e58',
     'darkconsole.pkg.js' => '1f9a31bc',
     'differential.pkg.css' => '45951e9e',
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/application/slowvote/slowvote.css' => 'a94b7230',
     'rsrc/css/application/tokens/tokens.css' => '3d0f239e',
     'rsrc/css/application/uiexample/example.css' => '528b19de',
-    'rsrc/css/core/core.css' => '1760853c',
+    'rsrc/css/core/core.css' => '62fa3ace',
     'rsrc/css/core/remarkup.css' => 'cad18339',
     'rsrc/css/core/syntax.css' => 'cae95e89',
     'rsrc/css/core/z-index.css' => '9d8f7c4b',
@@ -137,7 +137,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/object-item/phui-oi-flush-ui.css' => '9d9685d6',
     'rsrc/css/phui/object-item/phui-oi-list-view.css' => 'bf094950',
     'rsrc/css/phui/object-item/phui-oi-simple-ui.css' => 'a8beebea',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-list.css' => 'e7eba156',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-list.css' => 'f7f61a34',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-panel.css' => 'b4798122',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-badge.css' => '22c0cf4f',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-basic-nav-view.css' => '98c11ab3',
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-comment-form.css' => 'ac68149f',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-comment-panel.css' => 'f50152ad',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-crumbs-view.css' => '6ece3bbb',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css' => 'ca363f15',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css' => '2bdaf026',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-document-pro.css' => '8af7ea27',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-document-summary.css' => '9ca48bdf',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-document.css' => 'c32e8dec',
@@ -177,7 +177,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-status.css' => 'd5263e49',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-tag-view.css' => 'b4719c50',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-timeline-view.css' => 'f21db7ca',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css' => '1ade9c5f',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css' => '44ec4951',
     'rsrc/css/phui/workboards/phui-workboard-color.css' => '783cdff5',
     'rsrc/css/phui/workboards/phui-workboard.css' => '3bc85455',
     'rsrc/css/phui/workboards/phui-workcard.css' => 'cca5fa92',
@@ -765,11 +765,11 @@
     'path-typeahead' => 'f7fc67ec',
     'people-picture-menu-item-css' => 'a06f7f34',
     'people-profile-css' => '4df76faf',
-    'phabricator-action-list-view-css' => 'e7eba156',
+    'phabricator-action-list-view-css' => 'f7f61a34',
     'phabricator-busy' => '59a7976a',
     'phabricator-chatlog-css' => 'd295b020',
     'phabricator-content-source-view-css' => '4b8b05d4',
-    'phabricator-core-css' => '1760853c',
+    'phabricator-core-css' => '62fa3ace',
     'phabricator-countdown-css' => '16c52f5c',
     'phabricator-darklog' => 'c8e1ffe3',
     'phabricator-darkmessage' => 'c48cccdd',
@@ -833,7 +833,7 @@
     'phui-comment-form-css' => 'ac68149f',
     'phui-comment-panel-css' => 'f50152ad',
     'phui-crumbs-view-css' => '6ece3bbb',
-    'phui-curtain-view-css' => 'ca363f15',
+    'phui-curtain-view-css' => '2bdaf026',
     'phui-document-summary-view-css' => '9ca48bdf',
     'phui-document-view-css' => 'c32e8dec',
     'phui-document-view-pro-css' => '8af7ea27',
@@ -872,7 +872,7 @@
     'phui-tag-view-css' => 'b4719c50',
     'phui-theme-css' => '9f261c6b',
     'phui-timeline-view-css' => 'f21db7ca',
-    'phui-two-column-view-css' => '1ade9c5f',
+    'phui-two-column-view-css' => '44ec4951',
     'phui-workboard-color-css' => '783cdff5',
     'phui-workboard-view-css' => '3bc85455',
     'phui-workcard-view-css' => 'cca5fa92',
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/core/core.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/core/core.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/core/core.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/core/core.css
@@ -61,6 +61,11 @@
   overflow-y: scroll;
 }
 
+body.printable,
+!print body {
+  background: none;
+}
+
 textarea {
   font: inherit;
 }
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-list.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-list.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-list.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-action-list.css
@@ -7,6 +7,11 @@
   display: none;
 }
 
+!print .phabricator-action-list-view {
+  padding: 4px 0;
+  display: none;
+}
+
 .device .phuix-dropdown-menu .phabricator-action-list-view {
   /* When an action list view appears inside a dropdown menu, don't hide it
      by default. */
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css
@@ -21,6 +21,26 @@
   border-top: 1px solid {$greybackground};
 }
 
+!print .phui-curtain-panel + .phui-curtain-panel {
+  padding: 8px 0;
+  border-top: none;
+}
+
+!print .device-desktop .phabricator-action-list-view + .phui-curtain-panel {
+  padding: 8px 0;
+  border-top: none;
+}
+
+!print .device-desktop .phui-curtain-panel + .phui-curtain-panel {
+  padding: 8px 0;
+  border-top: none;
+}
+
+!print .phabricator-action-list-view + .phui-curtain-panel {
+  padding: 8px 0;
+  border-top: none;
+}
+
 .phui-curtain-panel-header {
   padding: 0 0 4px;
   color: {$bluetext};
@@ -37,6 +57,10 @@
   padding: 0;
 }
 
+!print .phui-curtain-panel-body {
+  padding: 0;
+}
+
 /* Project tags */
 
 .phui-curtain-panel-body .phabricator-handle-tag-list-item {
@@ -50,3 +74,7 @@
 .device .curtain-no-panels {
   display: none;
 }
+
+!print .curtain-no-panels {
+  display: none;
+}
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-two-column-view.css
@@ -79,6 +79,30 @@
   width: 300px;
 }
 
+!print .phui-two-column-view .phui-main-column {
+  float: unset;
+  width: unset;
+  margin-bottom: 20px;
+}
+
+!print .phui-two-column-view .phui-side-column {
+  float: unset;
+  width: unset;
+  margin-bottom: 20px;
+}
+
+!print .device-desktop .phui-two-column-view .phui-main-column {
+  float: unset;
+  width: unset;
+  margin-bottom: 20px;
+}
+
+!print .device-desktop .phui-two-column-view .phui-side-column {
+  float: unset;
+  width: unset;
+  margin-bottom: 20px;
+}
+
 .device-desktop .phui-two-column-view.phui-side-column-left .phui-main-column {
   float: right;
   width: calc(100% - 280px);
@@ -307,3 +331,7 @@
   .phui-mobile-menu {
     display: block;
 }
+
+!print .phabricator-side-menu {
+  display: none !important;
+}