diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -3029,6 +3029,7 @@
     'PhabricatorModularTransactionType' => 'applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorModularTransactionType.php',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedFontSetting' => 'applications/settings/setting/PhabricatorMonospacedFontSetting.php',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedTextareasSetting' => 'applications/settings/setting/PhabricatorMonospacedTextareasSetting.php',
+    'PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem' => 'applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php',
     'PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample' => 'applications/uiexample/examples/PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample.php',
     'PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel' => 'applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel.php',
     'PhabricatorMultimeterApplication' => 'applications/multimeter/application/PhabricatorMultimeterApplication.php',
@@ -8099,6 +8100,7 @@
     'PhabricatorModularTransactionType' => 'Phobject',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedFontSetting' => 'PhabricatorStringSetting',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedTextareasSetting' => 'PhabricatorSelectSetting',
+    'PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem' => 'PhabricatorProfileMenuItem',
     'PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample' => 'PhabricatorUIExample',
     'PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel' => 'PhabricatorSettingsPanel',
     'PhabricatorMultimeterApplication' => 'PhabricatorApplication',
diff --git a/src/applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php b/src/applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php
@@ -0,0 +1,160 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem
+  extends PhabricatorProfileMenuItem {
+
+  const MENUITEMKEY = 'motivator';
+
+  public function getMenuItemTypeIcon() {
+    return 'fa-coffee';
+  }
+
+  public function getMenuItemTypeName() {
+    return pht('Motivator');
+  }
+
+  public function canAddToObject($object) {
+    return ($object instanceof PhabricatorHomeApplication);
+  }
+
+  public function getDisplayName(
+    PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration $config) {
+
+    $options = $this->getOptions();
+    $name = idx($options, $config->getMenuItemProperty('source'));
+    if ($name !== null) {
+      return pht('Motivator: %s', $name);
+    } else {
+      return pht('Motivator');
+    }
+  }
+
+  public function buildEditEngineFields(
+    PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration $config) {
+    return array(
+      id(new PhabricatorInstructionsEditField())
+        ->setValue(
+          pht(
+            'Motivate your team with inspirational quotes from great minds. '.
+            'This menu item shows a new quote every day.')),
+      id(new PhabricatorSelectEditField())
+        ->setKey('source')
+        ->setLabel(pht('Source'))
+        ->setOptions($this->getOptions()),
+    );
+  }
+
+  private function getOptions() {
+    return array(
+      'catfacts' => pht('Cat Facts'),
+    );
+  }
+
+  protected function newNavigationMenuItems(
+    PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration $config) {
+
+    $source = $config->getMenuItemProperty('source');
+
+    switch ($source) {
+      case 'catfacts':
+      default:
+        $facts = $this->getCatFacts();
+        $fact_name = pht('Cat Facts');
+        $fact_icon = 'fa-paw';
+        break;
+    }
+
+    $fact_text = $this->selectFact($facts);
+
+    $item = $this->newItem()
+      ->setName($fact_name)
+      ->setIcon($fact_icon)
+      ->setTooltip($fact_text)
+      ->setHref('#');
+
+    return array(
+      $item,
+    );
+  }
+
+  private function getCatFacts() {
+    return array(
+      pht('Cats purr when they are happy, upset, or asleep.'),
+      pht('The first cats evolved on the savanah about 8,000 years ago.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats have a tail, two feet, between one and three ears, and two '.
+        'other feet.'),
+      pht('Cats use their keen sense of smell to avoid feeling empathy.'),
+      pht('The first cats evolved in swamps about 65 years ago.'),
+      pht(
+        'You can tell how warm a cat is by examining the coloration: cooler '.
+        'areas are darker.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cat tails are flexible because they contain thousands of tiny '.
+        'bones.'),
+      pht(
+        'A cattail is a wetland plant with an appearance that resembles '.
+        'the tail of a cat.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats must eat a diet rich in fish to replace the tiny bones in '.
+        'their tails.'),
+      pht('Cats are stealthy predators and nearly invisible to radar.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats use a special type of magnetism to help them land on their '.
+        'feet.'),
+      pht(
+        'A cat can run seven times faster than a human, but only for a '.
+        'short distance.'),
+      pht(
+        'The largest recorded cat was nearly 11 inches long from nose to '.
+        'tail.'),
+      pht(
+        'Not all cats can retract their claws, but most of them can.'),
+      pht(
+        'In the wild, cats and racoons sometimes hunt together in packs.'),
+      pht(
+        'The Spanish word for cat is "cato". The biggest cat is called '.
+        '"el cato".'),
+      pht(
+        'The Japanese word for cat is "kome", which is also the word for '.
+        'rice. Japanese cats love to eat rice, so the two are synonymous.'),
+      pht('Cats have five pointy ends.'),
+      pht('cat -A can find mice hiding in files.'),
+      pht('A cat\'s visual, olfactory, and auditory senses, '.
+        'Contribute to their hunting skills and natural defenses.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats with high self-esteem seek out high perches '.
+        'to launch their attacks. Watch out!'),
+      pht('Cats prefer vanilla ice cream.'),
+      pht('Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats will often bring you their prey because they feel sorry '.
+        'for your inability to hunt.'),
+      pht('Cats spend most of their time plotting to kill their owner.'),
+      pht('Outside of the CAT scan, cats have made almost no contributions '.
+        'to modern medicine.'),
+      pht('In ancient Egypt, the cat-god Horus watched over all cats.'),
+      pht('The word "catastrophe" has no etymological relationship to the '.
+          'word "cat".'),
+      pht('Many cats appear black in low light, suffering a -2 modifier to '.
+          'luck rolls.'),
+      pht('The popular trivia game "World of Warcraft" features a race of '.
+          'cat people called the Khajiit.'),
+    );
+  }
+
+  private function selectFact(array $facts) {
+    // This is a simple pseudorandom number generator that avoids touching
+    // srand(), because it would seed it to a highly predictable value. It
+    // selects a new fact every day.
+
+    $seed = ((int)date('Y') * 366) + (int)date('z');
+    for ($ii = 0; $ii < 32; $ii++) {
+      $seed = ((1664525 * $seed) + 1013904223) % (1 << 31);
+    }
+
+    return $facts[$seed % count($facts)];
+  }
+
+
+}