diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -1830,7 +1830,6 @@
     'PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngine' => 'applications/search/engine/PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngine.php',
     'PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngineTestCase' => 'applications/search/engine/__tests__/PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngineTestCase.php',
     'PhabricatorApplicationSearchResultView' => 'applications/search/view/PhabricatorApplicationSearchResultView.php',
-    'PhabricatorApplicationStatusView' => 'applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationStatusView.php',
     'PhabricatorApplicationTestCase' => 'applications/base/__tests__/PhabricatorApplicationTestCase.php',
     'PhabricatorApplicationTransaction' => 'applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorApplicationTransaction.php',
     'PhabricatorApplicationTransactionComment' => 'applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionComment.php',
@@ -6712,7 +6711,6 @@
     'PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngine' => 'Phobject',
     'PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngineTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
     'PhabricatorApplicationSearchResultView' => 'Phobject',
-    'PhabricatorApplicationStatusView' => 'AphrontView',
     'PhabricatorApplicationTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
     'PhabricatorApplicationTransaction' => array(
       'PhabricatorLiskDAO',
diff --git a/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php b/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php
@@ -12,8 +12,6 @@
   extends Phobject
   implements PhabricatorPolicyInterface {
 
-  const MAX_STATUS_ITEMS      = 100;
-
   const GROUP_CORE            = 'core';
   const GROUP_UTILITIES       = 'util';
   const GROUP_ADMIN           = 'admin';
@@ -273,20 +271,6 @@
 
 
   /**
-   * Render status elements (like "3 Waiting Reviews") for application list
-   * views. These provide a way to alert users to new or pending action items
-   * in applications.
-   *
-   * @param PhabricatorUser Viewing user.
-   * @return list<PhabricatorApplicationStatusView> Application status elements.
-   * @task ui
-   */
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    return array();
-  }
-
-
-  /**
    * You can provide an optional piece of flavor text for the application. This
    * is currently rendered in application launch views if the application has no
    * status elements.
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php b/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php
@@ -103,82 +103,6 @@
     );
   }
 
-  public static function loadNeedAttentionRevisions(PhabricatorUser $viewer) {
-    if (!$viewer->isLoggedIn()) {
-      return array();
-    }
-
-    $viewer_phid = $viewer->getPHID();
-
-    $responsible_phids = id(new DifferentialResponsibleDatasource())
-      ->setViewer($viewer)
-      ->evaluateTokens(array($viewer_phid));
-
-    $revision_query = id(new DifferentialRevisionQuery())
-      ->setViewer($viewer)
-      ->withStatus(DifferentialRevisionQuery::STATUS_OPEN)
-      ->withResponsibleUsers($responsible_phids)
-      ->needReviewerStatus(true)
-      ->needRelationships(true)
-      ->needFlags(true)
-      ->needDrafts(true)
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS);
-
-    $revisions = $revision_query->execute();
-
-    $query = id(new PhabricatorSavedQuery())
-      ->attachParameterMap(
-        array(
-          'responsiblePHIDs' => $responsible_phids,
-        ));
-
-    $groups = id(new DifferentialRevisionRequiredActionResultBucket())
-      ->setViewer($viewer)
-      ->newResultGroups($query, $revisions);
-
-    $include = array();
-    foreach ($groups as $group) {
-      switch ($group->getKey()) {
-        case DifferentialRevisionRequiredActionResultBucket::KEY_MUSTREVIEW:
-        case DifferentialRevisionRequiredActionResultBucket::KEY_SHOULDREVIEW:
-          foreach ($group->getObjects() as $object) {
-            $include[] = $object;
-          }
-          break;
-        default:
-          break;
-      }
-    }
-
-    return $include;
-  }
-
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    $revisions = self::loadNeedAttentionRevisions($user);
-    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
-
-    if (count($revisions) >= $limit) {
-      $display_count = ($limit - 1);
-      $display_label = pht(
-        '%s+ Active Review(s)',
-        new PhutilNumber($display_count));
-    } else {
-      $display_count = count($revisions);
-      $display_label = pht(
-        '%s Review(s) Need Attention',
-        new PhutilNumber($display_count));
-    }
-
-    $status = array();
-
-    $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
-      ->setType(PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING)
-      ->setText($display_label)
-      ->setCount($display_count);
-
-    return $status;
-  }
-
   public function supportsEmailIntegration() {
     return true;
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php b/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php
@@ -32,32 +32,6 @@
     return self::GROUP_UTILITIES;
   }
 
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    $status = array();
-    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
-
-    $flags = id(new PhabricatorFlagQuery())
-      ->setViewer($user)
-      ->withOwnerPHIDs(array($user->getPHID()))
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS)
-      ->execute();
-
-    $count = count($flags);
-    if ($count >= $limit) {
-      $count_str = pht('%s+ Flagged Object(s)', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
-    } else {
-      $count_str = pht('%s Flagged Object(s)', new PhutilNumber($count));
-    }
-
-    $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
-    $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
-      ->setType($type)
-      ->setText($count_str)
-      ->setCount($count);
-
-    return $status;
-  }
-
   public function getRoutes() {
     return array(
       '/flag/' => array(
diff --git a/src/applications/home/controller/PhabricatorHomeController.php b/src/applications/home/controller/PhabricatorHomeController.php
--- a/src/applications/home/controller/PhabricatorHomeController.php
+++ b/src/applications/home/controller/PhabricatorHomeController.php
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@
 
     $tiles[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView())
       ->setApplication($home_app)
-      ->setApplicationStatus($home_app->loadStatus($user))
       ->addClass('phabricator-application-launch-phone-only')
       ->setUser($user);
 
@@ -44,7 +43,6 @@
 
       $tile = id(new PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView())
         ->setApplication($application)
-        ->setApplicationStatus($application->loadStatus($user))
         ->setUser($user);
 
       $tiles[] = $tile;
diff --git a/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php b/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php
@@ -59,37 +59,6 @@
     );
   }
 
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    $status = array();
-
-    if (!$user->isLoggedIn()) {
-      return $status;
-    }
-
-    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
-
-    $query = id(new ManiphestTaskQuery())
-      ->setViewer($user)
-      ->withStatuses(ManiphestTaskStatus::getOpenStatusConstants())
-      ->withOwners(array($user->getPHID()))
-      ->setLimit($limit);
-
-    $count = count($query->execute());
-    if ($count >= $limit) {
-      $count_str = pht('%s+ Assigned Task(s)', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
-    } else {
-      $count_str = pht('%s Assigned Task(s)', new PhutilNumber($count));
-    }
-
-    $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
-    $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
-      ->setType($type)
-      ->setText($count_str)
-      ->setCount($count);
-
-    return $status;
-  }
-
   public function supportsEmailIntegration() {
     return true;
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php b/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php
--- a/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php
+++ b/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php
@@ -3,18 +3,12 @@
 final class PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView extends AphrontTagView {
 
   private $application;
-  private $status;
 
   public function setApplication(PhabricatorApplication $application) {
     $this->application = $application;
     return $this;
   }
 
-  public function setApplicationStatus(array $status) {
-    $this->status = $status;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
   protected function getTagName() {
     return $this->application ? 'a' : 'div';
   }
@@ -49,65 +43,9 @@
         ),
         $application->getShortDescription());
 
-      $counts = array();
-      $text = array();
-      if ($this->status) {
-        foreach ($this->status as $status) {
-          $type = $status->getType();
-          $counts[$type] = idx($counts, $type, 0) + $status->getCount();
-          if ($status->getCount()) {
-            $text[] = $status->getText();
-          }
-        }
-      }
-
-      $attention = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
-      $warning = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
-      if (!empty($counts[$attention]) || !empty($counts[$warning])) {
-        $count = idx($counts, $attention, 0);
-        $count1 = $count2 = '';
-        if ($count > 0) {
-          $count1 = phutil_tag(
-          'span',
-          array(
-            'class' => 'phabricator-application-attention-count',
-          ),
-          $this->formatStatusItemCount($count));
-        }
-
-
-        if (!empty($counts[$warning])) {
-          $count2 = phutil_tag(
-          'span',
-          array(
-            'class' => 'phabricator-application-warning-count',
-          ),
-          $this->formatStatusItemCount($counts[$warning]));
-        }
-
-        if (nonempty($count1) && nonempty($count2)) {
-          $numbers = array($count1, ' / ', $count2);
-        } else {
-          $numbers = array($count1, $count2);
-        }
-
-        Javelin::initBehavior('phabricator-tooltips');
-        $content[] = javelin_tag(
-          'span',
-          array(
-            'sigil' => 'has-tooltip',
-            'meta' => array(
-              'tip' => implode("\n", $text),
-              'size' => 300,
-              'align' => 'E',
-            ),
-            'class' => 'phabricator-application-launch-attention',
-          ),
-          $numbers);
-      }
-
       $classes = array();
       $classes[] = 'phabricator-application-launch-icon';
+
       $styles = array();
       $classes[] = $application->getIcon();
       $classes[] = 'phui-icon-view';
@@ -128,13 +66,4 @@
     );
   }
 
-  private function formatStatusItemCount($count) {
-    $limit = PhabricatorApplication::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
-    if ($count >= $limit) {
-      return pht('%s+', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
-    } else {
-      return pht('%s', new PhutilNumber($count));
-    }
-  }
-
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationStatusView.php b/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationStatusView.php
deleted file mode 100644
--- a/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationStatusView.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,61 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorApplicationStatusView extends AphrontView {
-
-  private $count;
-  private $text;
-  private $type;
-
-  const TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION  = 'needs';
-  const TYPE_INFO             = 'info';
-  const TYPE_OKAY             = 'okay';
-  const TYPE_WARNING          = 'warning';
-  const TYPE_EMPTY            = 'empty';
-
-  public function setType($type) {
-    $this->type = $type;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function getType() {
-    return $this->type;
-  }
-
-  public function setText($text) {
-    $this->text = $text;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function getText() {
-    return $this->text;
-  }
-
-  public function setCount($count) {
-    $this->count = $count;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function getCount() {
-    return $this->count;
-  }
-
-  public function render() {
-    $type = $this->type;
-    if (!$this->count) {
-      $type = self::TYPE_EMPTY;
-    }
-
-    $classes = array(
-      'phabricator-application-status',
-      'phabricator-application-status-type-'.$type,
-    );
-
-    return phutil_tag(
-      'span',
-      array(
-        'class' => implode(' ', $classes),
-      ),
-      $this->text);
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php b/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php
@@ -92,44 +92,6 @@
     );
   }
 
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    if (!$user->getIsAdmin()) {
-      return array();
-    }
-    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
-
-    $need_approval = id(new PhabricatorPeopleQuery())
-      ->setViewer($user)
-      ->withIsApproved(false)
-      ->withIsDisabled(false)
-      ->setLimit($limit)
-      ->execute();
-    if (!$need_approval) {
-      return array();
-    }
-
-    $status = array();
-
-    $count = count($need_approval);
-    if ($count >= $limit) {
-      $count_str = pht(
-        '%s+ User(s) Need Approval',
-        new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
-    } else {
-      $count_str = pht(
-        '%s User(s) Need Approval',
-        new PhutilNumber($count));
-    }
-
-    $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
-    $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
-      ->setType($type)
-      ->setText($count_str)
-      ->setCount($count);
-
-    return $status;
-  }
-
   public function getApplicationSearchDocumentTypes() {
     return array(
       PhabricatorPeopleUserPHIDType::TYPECONST,
diff --git a/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php b/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php
@@ -46,27 +46,4 @@
     );
   }
 
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    $status = array();
-    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
-
-    // Show number of objects that are currently
-    // being tracked for a user.
-
-    $count = PhrequentUserTimeQuery::getUserTotalObjectsTracked($user, $limit);
-    if ($count >= $limit) {
-      $count_str = pht('%s+ Object(s) Tracked', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
-    } else {
-      $count_str = pht('%s Object(s) Tracked', new PhutilNumber($count));
-    }
-
-    $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
-    $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
-      ->setType($type)
-      ->setText($count_str)
-      ->setCount($count);
-
-    return $status;
-  }
-
 }