diff --git a/resources/sql/autopatches/20170119.menuitem.motivator.01.php b/resources/sql/autopatches/20170119.menuitem.motivator.01.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/resources/sql/autopatches/20170119.menuitem.motivator.01.php
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+<?php
+
+$table = new PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration();
+$conn_w = $table->establishConnection('w');
+
+queryfx(
+  $conn_w,
+  'DELETE FROM %T WHERE menuItemKey = "motivator"',
+  $table->getTableName());
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -3020,7 +3020,6 @@
     'PhabricatorModularTransactionType' => 'applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorModularTransactionType.php',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedFontSetting' => 'applications/settings/setting/PhabricatorMonospacedFontSetting.php',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedTextareasSetting' => 'applications/settings/setting/PhabricatorMonospacedTextareasSetting.php',
-    'PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem' => 'applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php',
     'PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample' => 'applications/uiexample/examples/PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample.php',
     'PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel' => 'applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel.php',
     'PhabricatorMultimeterApplication' => 'applications/multimeter/application/PhabricatorMultimeterApplication.php',
@@ -8081,7 +8080,6 @@
     'PhabricatorModularTransactionType' => 'Phobject',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedFontSetting' => 'PhabricatorStringSetting',
     'PhabricatorMonospacedTextareasSetting' => 'PhabricatorSelectSetting',
-    'PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem' => 'PhabricatorProfileMenuItem',
     'PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample' => 'PhabricatorUIExample',
     'PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel' => 'PhabricatorSettingsPanel',
     'PhabricatorMultimeterApplication' => 'PhabricatorApplication',
diff --git a/src/applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php b/src/applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php
deleted file mode 100644
--- a/src/applications/search/menuitem/PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,164 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorMotivatorProfileMenuItem
-  extends PhabricatorProfileMenuItem {
-
-  const MENUITEMKEY = 'motivator';
-
-  public function getMenuItemTypeIcon() {
-    return 'fa-coffee';
-  }
-
-  public function getMenuItemTypeName() {
-    return pht('Motivator');
-  }
-
-  public function canAddToObject($object) {
-    return true;
-  }
-
-  public function getDisplayName(
-    PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration $config) {
-
-    $options = $this->getOptions();
-    $name = idx($options, $config->getMenuItemProperty('source'));
-    if ($name !== null) {
-      return pht('Motivator: %s', $name);
-    } else {
-      return pht('Motivator');
-    }
-  }
-
-  public function buildEditEngineFields(
-    PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration $config) {
-    return array(
-      id(new PhabricatorInstructionsEditField())
-        ->setValue(
-          pht(
-            'Motivate your team with inspirational quotes from great minds. '.
-            'This menu item shows a new quote every day.')),
-      id(new PhabricatorSelectEditField())
-        ->setKey('source')
-        ->setLabel(pht('Source'))
-        ->setOptions($this->getOptions()),
-    );
-  }
-
-  private function getOptions() {
-    return array(
-      'catfacts' => pht('Cat Facts'),
-    );
-  }
-
-  protected function newNavigationMenuItems(
-    PhabricatorProfileMenuItemConfiguration $config) {
-
-    $source = $config->getMenuItemProperty('source');
-
-    switch ($source) {
-      case 'catfacts':
-      default:
-        $facts = $this->getCatFacts();
-        break;
-    }
-
-    $fact = $this->selectFact($facts);
-
-    switch ($source) {
-      case 'catfacts':
-      default:
-        $fact = array(
-          id(new PHUIIconView())->setIcon('fa-paw'),
-          ' ',
-          $fact,
-        );
-        break;
-    }
-
-    $fact = phutil_tag(
-      'div',
-      array(
-        'class' => 'phui-motivator',
-      ),
-      $fact);
-
-    $item = $this->newItem()
-      ->appendChild($fact);
-
-    return array(
-      $item,
-    );
-  }
-
-  private function getCatFacts() {
-    return array(
-      pht('Cats purr when they are happy, upset, or asleep.'),
-      pht('The first cats evolved on the savanah about 8,000 years ago.'),
-      pht(
-        'Cats have a tail, two feet, between one and three ears, and two '.
-        'other feet.'),
-      pht('Cats use their keen sense of smell to avoid feeling empathy.'),
-      pht('The first cats evolved in swamps about 65 years ago.'),
-      pht(
-        'You can tell how warm a cat is by examining the coloration: cooler '.
-        'areas are darker.'),
-      pht(
-        'Cat tails are flexible because they contain thousands of tiny '.
-        'bones.'),
-      pht(
-        'A cattail is a wetland plant with an appearance that resembles '.
-        'the tail of a cat.'),
-      pht(
-        'Cats must eat a diet rich in fish to replace the tiny bones in '.
-        'their tails.'),
-      pht('Cats are stealthy predators and nearly invisible to radar.'),
-      pht(
-        'Cats use a special type of magnetism to help them land on their '.
-        'feet.'),
-      pht(
-        'A cat can run seven times faster than a human, but only for a '.
-        'short distance.'),
-      pht(
-        'The largest recorded cat was nearly 11 inches long from nose to '.
-        'tail.'),
-      pht(
-        'Not all cats can retract their claws, but most of them can.'),
-      pht(
-        'In the wild, cats and racoons sometimes hunt together in packs.'),
-      pht(
-        'The Spanish word for cat is "cato". The biggest cat is called '.
-        '"el cato".'),
-      pht(
-        'The Japanese word for cat is "kome", which is also the word for '.
-        'rice. Japanese cats love to eat rice, so the two are synonymous.'),
-      pht('Cats have five pointy ends.'),
-      pht('cat -A can find mice hiding in files.'),
-      pht('A cat\'s visual, olfactory, and auditory senses, '.
-        'Contribute to their hunting skills and natural defenses.'),
-      pht(
-        'Cats with high self-esteem seek out high perches '.
-        'to launch their attacks. Watch out!'),
-      pht('Cats prefer vanilla ice cream.'),
-      pht('Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.'),
-      pht(
-        'Cats will often bring you their prey because they feel sorry '.
-        'for your inability to hunt.'),
-      pht('Cats spend most of their time plotting to kill their owner.'),
-    );
-  }
-
-  private function selectFact(array $facts) {
-    // This is a simple pseudorandom number generator that avoids touching
-    // srand(), because it would seed it to a highly predictable value. It
-    // selects a new fact every day.
-
-    $seed = ((int)date('Y') * 366) + (int)date('z');
-    for ($ii = 0; $ii < 32; $ii++) {
-      $seed = ((1664525 * $seed) + 1013904223) % (1 << 31);
-    }
-
-    return $facts[$seed % count($facts)];
-  }
-
-
-}