diff --git a/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php b/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php
--- a/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php
+++ b/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php
@@ -143,7 +143,8 @@
       pht(
         'Cats will often bring you their prey because they feel sorry '.
         'for your inability to hunt.'),
-     );
+      pht('Cats spend most of their time plotting to kill their owner'),
+    );
   }
 
   private function selectFact(array $facts) {