diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -70,6 +70,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/application/feed/feed.css' => 'ecd4ec57',
     'rsrc/css/application/files/global-drag-and-drop.css' => '5c1b47c2',
     'rsrc/css/application/flag/flag.css' => '5337623f',
+    'rsrc/css/application/guides/guides.css' => '1d5414e5',
     'rsrc/css/application/harbormaster/harbormaster.css' => 'f491c9f4',
     'rsrc/css/application/herald/herald-test.css' => 'a52e323e',
     'rsrc/css/application/herald/herald.css' => 'dc31f6e9',
@@ -127,7 +128,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-box.css' => '5c8387cf',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-button.css' => '4a5fbe3d',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-chart.css' => '6bf6f78e',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-cms.css' => '33064557',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-cms.css' => 'be43c8a8',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-crumbs-view.css' => '9dac418c',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-curtain-view.css' => '7148ae25',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-document-pro.css' => 'dc3d46ed',
@@ -573,6 +574,7 @@
     'font-fontawesome' => '2b7ebbcc',
     'font-lato' => 'c7ccd872',
     'global-drag-and-drop-css' => '5c1b47c2',
+    'guides-app-css' => '1d5414e5',
     'harbormaster-css' => 'f491c9f4',
     'herald-css' => 'dc31f6e9',
     'herald-rule-editor' => 'd6a7e717',
@@ -833,7 +835,7 @@
     'phui-calendar-list-css' => 'fcc9fb41',
     'phui-calendar-month-css' => '8e10e92c',
     'phui-chart-css' => '6bf6f78e',
-    'phui-cms-css' => '33064557',
+    'phui-cms-css' => 'be43c8a8',
     'phui-crumbs-view-css' => '9dac418c',
     'phui-curtain-view-css' => '7148ae25',
     'phui-document-summary-view-css' => '9ca48bdf',
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -2633,6 +2633,8 @@
     'PhabricatorGuideApplication' => 'applications/guides/application/PhabricatorGuideApplication.php',
     'PhabricatorGuideController' => 'applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideController.php',
     'PhabricatorGuideInstallController' => 'applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideInstallController.php',
+    'PhabricatorGuideItemView' => 'applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideItemView.php',
+    'PhabricatorGuideListView' => 'applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideListView.php',
     'PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController' => 'applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController.php',
     'PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController' => 'applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController.php',
     'PhabricatorHTTPParameterTypeTableView' => 'applications/config/view/PhabricatorHTTPParameterTypeTableView.php',
@@ -7439,6 +7441,8 @@
     'PhabricatorGuideApplication' => 'PhabricatorApplication',
     'PhabricatorGuideController' => 'PhabricatorController',
     'PhabricatorGuideInstallController' => 'PhabricatorGuideController',
+    'PhabricatorGuideItemView' => 'Phobject',
+    'PhabricatorGuideListView' => 'AphrontView',
     'PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController' => 'PhabricatorGuideController',
     'PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController' => 'PhabricatorGuideController',
     'PhabricatorHTTPParameterTypeTableView' => 'AphrontView',
diff --git a/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideInstallController.php b/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideInstallController.php
--- a/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideInstallController.php
+++ b/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideInstallController.php
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
   }
 
   public function handleRequest(AphrontRequest $request) {
+    require_celerity_resource('guides-app-css');
     $viewer = $request->getViewer();
 
     $title = pht('Installation Guide');
@@ -22,7 +23,7 @@
     $crumbs = $this->buildApplicationCrumbs()
       ->addTextCrumb(pht('Installation'));
 
-    $content = null;
+    $content = $this->getGuideContent($viewer);
 
     $view = id(new PHUICMSView())
       ->setCrumbs($crumbs)
@@ -37,10 +38,159 @@
 
   }
 
-  private function getGuideContent() {
+  private function getGuideContent($viewer) {
+    $guide_items = new PhabricatorGuideListView();
 
-    $guide = null;
+    $title = pht('Resolve Setup Issues');
+    $issues_resolved = !PhabricatorSetupCheck::getOpenSetupIssueKeys();
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/config/issue/');
+    if ($issues_resolved) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've resolved (or ignored) all outstanding setup issues.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-warning';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-red';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('You have some unresolved setup issues to take care of.');
+    }
 
-    return $guide;
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+    $configs = id(new PhabricatorAuthProviderConfigQuery())
+      ->setViewer(PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser())
+      ->execute();
+
+    $title = pht('Login and Registration');
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/auth/');
+    $have_auth = (bool)$configs;
+    if ($have_auth) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've configured at least one authentication provider.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-key';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description = pht(
+        'Authentication providers allow users to register accounts and '.
+        'log in to Phabricator.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Configure Phabricator');
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/config/');
+
+    // Just load any config value at all; if one exists the install has figured
+    // out how to configure things.
+    $have_config = (bool)id(new PhabricatorConfigEntry())->loadAllWhere(
+      '1 = 1 LIMIT 1');
+
+    if ($have_config) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've configured at least one setting from the web interface.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-sliders';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description = pht(
+        'Learn how to configure mail and other options in Phabricator.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('User Account Settings');
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/settings/');
+    $preferences = id(new PhabricatorUserPreferencesQuery())
+      ->setViewer($viewer)
+      ->withUsers(array($viewer))
+      ->executeOne();
+
+    $have_settings = ($preferences && $preferences->getPreferences());
+    if ($have_settings) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've adjusted at least one setting on your account.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-wrench';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description = pht(
+        'Configure account settings for all users, or just yourself');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Notification Server');
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/config/notifications/');
+    // TODO: Wire up a notifications check
+    $have_notifications = false;
+    if ($have_notifications) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've set up a real-time notification server.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-bell';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description = pht(
+        'Phabricator can deliver notifications in real-time with WebSockets.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+    return $guide_items;
   }
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController.php b/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController.php
--- a/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController.php
+++ b/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideQuickStartController.php
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
   }
 
   public function handleRequest(AphrontRequest $request) {
+    require_celerity_resource('guides-app-css');
     $viewer = $request->getViewer();
 
     $title = pht('Quick Start Guide');
@@ -22,7 +23,7 @@
     $crumbs = $this->buildApplicationCrumbs()
       ->addTextCrumb(pht('Quick Start'));
 
-    $content = null;
+    $content = $this->getGuideContent($viewer);
 
     $view = id(new PHUICMSView())
       ->setCrumbs($crumbs)
@@ -37,10 +38,173 @@
 
   }
 
-  private function getGuideContent() {
+  private function getGuideContent($viewer) {
+    $guide_items = new PhabricatorGuideListView();
 
-    $guide = null;
+    $title = pht('Configure Applications');
+    $apps_check = true;
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/applications/');
+    if ($apps_check) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've uninstalled any unneeded applications for now.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-globe';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('Use all our applications, or uninstall the ones you don\'t want.');
+    }
 
-    return $guide;
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Invite Collaborators');
+    $people_check = true;
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/people/invite/');
+    if ($people_check) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        'You will not be alone on this journey.');
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-group';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('Invite the rest of your team to get started on Phabricator.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Create a Repository');
+    $repository_check = true;
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/diffusion/');
+    if ($repository_check) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've created at least one repository.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-code';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('If you are here for code review, let\'s set up your first '.
+        'repository.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Create a Project');
+    $project_check = true;
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/project/');
+    if ($project_check) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've created at least one project.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-briefcase';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('Project tags define everything. Create them for teams, tags, '.
+          'or actual projects.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Build a Dashboard');
+    $dashboard_check = true;
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/dashboard/');
+    if ($dashboard_check) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        "You've created at least one dashboard.");
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-dashboard';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('Customize the default homepage layout and items.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+
+    $title = pht('Personalize your Install');
+    $ui_check = true;
+    $href = PhabricatorEnv::getURI('/config/group/ui/');
+    if ($dashboard_check) {
+      $icon = 'fa-check';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-green';
+      $skip = null;
+      $description = pht(
+        'It looks amazing, good work. Home Sweet Home.');
+    } else {
+      $icon = 'fa-home';
+      $icon_bg = 'bg-sky';
+      $skip = '#';
+      $description =
+        pht('Change the name and add your company logo, just to give it a '.
+          'little extra polish.');
+    }
+
+    $item = id(new PhabricatorGuideItemView())
+      ->setTitle($title)
+      ->setHref($href)
+      ->setIcon($icon)
+      ->setIconBackground($icon_bg)
+      ->setSkipHref($skip)
+      ->setDescription($description);
+    $guide_items->addItem($item);
+
+    return $guide_items;
   }
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController.php b/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController.php
--- a/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController.php
+++ b/src/applications/guides/controller/PhabricatorGuideWelcomeController.php
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
   }
 
   public function handleRequest(AphrontRequest $request) {
+    require_celerity_resource('guides-app-css');
     $viewer = $request->getViewer();
 
     $title = pht('Welcome to Phabricator');
@@ -22,7 +23,8 @@
     $crumbs = $this->buildApplicationCrumbs()
       ->addTextCrumb(pht('Welcome'));
 
-    $content = null;
+    $content = id(new PHUIDocumentViewPro())
+      ->appendChild($this->getGuideContent($viewer));
 
     $view = id(new PHUICMSView())
       ->setCrumbs($crumbs)
@@ -37,10 +39,15 @@
 
   }
 
-  private function getGuideContent() {
+  private function getGuideContent($viewer) {
 
-    $guide = null;
+    $content = pht(
+      'You have successfully installed Phabricator. These next guides will '.
+      'take you through configuration and new user orientation. '.
+      'These steps are optional, and you can go through them in any order. '.
+      'If you want to get back to this guide later on, you can find it in '.
+      'the **Config** application under **Welcome Guide**.');
 
-    return $guide;
+    return new PHUIRemarkupView($viewer, $content);
   }
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideItemView.php b/src/applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideItemView.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideItemView.php
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorGuideItemView extends Phobject {
+
+  private $title;
+  private $href;
+  private $description;
+  private $icon;
+  private $iconBackground;
+  private $skipHref;
+
+  public function setTitle($title) {
+    $this->title = $title;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setDescription($description) {
+    $this->description = $description;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setHref($href) {
+    $this->href = $href;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setIcon($icon) {
+    $this->icon = $icon;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setIconBackground($background) {
+    $this->iconBackground = $background;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function setSkipHref($href) {
+    $this->skipHref = $href;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function getTitle() {
+    return $this->title;
+  }
+
+  public function getDescription() {
+    return $this->description;
+  }
+
+  public function getHref() {
+    return $this->href;
+  }
+
+  public function getIcon() {
+    return $this->icon;
+  }
+
+  public function getIconBackground() {
+    return $this->iconBackground;
+  }
+
+  public function getSkipHref() {
+    return $this->skipHref;
+  }
+
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideListView.php b/src/applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideListView.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/guides/view/PhabricatorGuideListView.php
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorGuideListView extends AphrontView {
+
+  private $items = array();
+
+  public function addItem(PhabricatorGuideItemView $item) {
+    $this->items[] = $item;
+    return $this;
+  }
+
+  public function render() {
+    require_celerity_resource('guides-app-css');
+
+    $list = id(new PHUIObjectItemListView())
+      ->addClass('guides-app');
+
+    foreach ($this->items as $item) {
+      $icon = id(new PHUIIconView())
+        ->setIcon($item->getIcon())
+        ->setBackground($item->getIconBackground());
+
+      $list_item = id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
+        ->setHeader($item->getTitle())
+        ->setHref($item->getHref())
+        ->setImageIcon($icon)
+        ->addAttribute($item->getDescription());
+
+      $skip_href = $item->getSkipHref();
+      if ($skip_href) {
+        $skip = id(new PHUIButtonView())
+          ->setText(pht('Skip'))
+          ->setTag('a')
+          ->setHref($skip_href)
+          ->setColor(PHUIButtonView::GREY);
+        $list_item->setLaunchButton($skip);
+      }
+      $list->addItem($list_item);
+    }
+
+    return $list;
+
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/application/guides/guides.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/application/guides/guides.css
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/application/guides/guides.css
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/**
+ * @provides guides-app-css
+ */
+
+.guides-app ul.phui-object-item-list-view  {
+  margin: 0;
+  padding: 20px;
+}
+
+.guides-app .phui-object-item-no-bar .phui-object-item-frame {
+  border: 0;
+}
+
+.guides-app .phui-object-item-image-icon {
+  margin: 8px 2px 12px;
+}
+
+.guides-app a.phui-object-item-link {
+  color: #000;
+  font-size: {$biggestfontsize};
+}
+
+.guides-app .phui-object-item-name {
+  padding-top: 6px;
+}
+
+.guides-app .phui-object-item-launch-button a.button {
+  font-size: {$normalfontsize};
+  padding: 3px 12px 4px;
+}
+
+.device-desktop .guides-app .phui-object-item {
+  margin-bottom: 8px;
+}
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-cms.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-cms.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-cms.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-cms.css
@@ -35,13 +35,14 @@
   border: none;
 }
 
-.phui-cms-view .phui-profile-header {
+.phui-cms-view .phui-cms-page-content .phui-profile-header {
   padding: 32px 20px;
   border-bottom: 1px solid {$thinblueborder};
 }
 
 .phui-cms-view .phui-document-view.phui-document-view-pro {
   width: auto;
-  padding: 32px 20px;
+  max-width: inherit;
+  padding: 0 20px;
   margin: 0;
 }