diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
  */
 return array(
   'names' => array(
-    'core.pkg.css' => '3cea8606',
+    'core.pkg.css' => 'ba6d7e7a',
     'core.pkg.js' => 'b562c3db',
     'darkconsole.pkg.js' => 'e7393ebb',
     'differential.pkg.css' => '3fb7f532',
@@ -147,7 +147,7 @@
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-info-view.css' => '28efab79',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-list.css' => '9da2aa00',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-box.css' => '6b487c57',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css' => '8d99e42b',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css' => 'aefe157c',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pager.css' => 'bea33d23',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pinboard-view.css' => '2495140e',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => '8a3fc181',
@@ -856,7 +856,7 @@
     'phui-inline-comment-view-css' => '5953c28e',
     'phui-list-view-css' => '9da2aa00',
     'phui-object-box-css' => '6b487c57',
-    'phui-object-item-list-view-css' => '8d99e42b',
+    'phui-object-item-list-view-css' => 'aefe157c',
     'phui-pager-css' => 'bea33d23',
     'phui-pinboard-view-css' => '2495140e',
     'phui-profile-menu-css' => '8a3fc181',
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php b/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
       }
 
       if ($config->getIsEnabled()) {
-        $item->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_SUCCESS);
+        $item->setStatusIcon('fa-check-circle green');
         $item->addAction(
           id(new PHUIListItemView())
             ->setIcon('fa-times')
@@ -61,8 +61,8 @@
             ->setDisabled(!$can_manage)
             ->addSigil('workflow'));
       } else {
-        $item->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_FAIL);
-        $item->addIcon('fa-times grey', pht('Disabled'));
+        $item->setStatusIcon('fa-ban red');
+        $item->addIcon('fa-ban grey', pht('Disabled'));
         $item->addAction(
           id(new PHUIListItemView())
             ->setIcon('fa-plus')
diff --git a/src/applications/uiexample/examples/PHUIObjectItemListExample.php b/src/applications/uiexample/examples/PHUIObjectItemListExample.php
--- a/src/applications/uiexample/examples/PHUIObjectItemListExample.php
+++ b/src/applications/uiexample/examples/PHUIObjectItemListExample.php
@@ -340,55 +340,6 @@
 
     $out[] = $box;
 
-    $list = id(new PHUIObjectItemListView())
-      ->setStates(true);
-
-    $list->addItem(
-      id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
-        ->setObjectName('X1200')
-        ->setHeader(pht('Action Passed'))
-        ->addAttribute(pht('That went swimmingly, go you'))
-        ->setHref('#')
-        ->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_SUCCESS));
-
-    $list->addItem(
-      id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
-        ->setObjectName('X1201')
-        ->setHeader(pht('Action Failed'))
-        ->addAttribute(pht('Whoopsies, might want to fix that'))
-        ->setHref('#')
-        ->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_FAIL));
-
-    $list->addItem(
-      id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
-        ->setObjectName('X1202')
-        ->setHeader(pht('Action Warning'))
-        ->addAttribute(pht('We need to talk about things'))
-        ->setHref('#')
-        ->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_WARN));
-
-    $list->addItem(
-      id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
-        ->setObjectName('X1203')
-        ->setHeader(pht('Action Noted'))
-        ->addAttribute(pht('The weather seems nice today'))
-        ->setHref('#')
-        ->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_NOTE));
-
-    $list->addItem(
-      id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
-        ->setObjectName('X1203')
-        ->setHeader(pht('Action In Progress'))
-        ->addAttribute(pht('Outlook fuzzy, try again later'))
-        ->setHref('#')
-        ->setState(PHUIObjectItemView::STATE_BUILD));
-
-    $box = id(new PHUIObjectBoxView())
-      ->setHeaderText(pht('State Icons'))
-      ->setObjectList($list);
-
-    $out[] = array($box);
-
     return $out;
   }
 }
diff --git a/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemListView.php b/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemListView.php
--- a/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemListView.php
+++ b/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemListView.php
@@ -9,7 +9,6 @@
   private $flush;
   private $simple;
   private $allowEmptyList;
-  private $states;
   private $itemClass = 'phui-object-item-standard';
 
   public function setAllowEmptyList($allow_empty_list) {
@@ -51,11 +50,6 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  public function setStates($states) {
-    $this->states = $states;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
   public function setItemClass($item_class) {
     $this->itemClass = $item_class;
     return $this;
@@ -69,9 +63,6 @@
     $classes = array();
 
     $classes[] = 'phui-object-item-list-view';
-    if ($this->states) {
-      $classes[] = 'phui-object-list-states';
-    }
     if ($this->flush) {
       $classes[] = 'phui-object-list-flush';
     }
diff --git a/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemView.php b/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemView.php
--- a/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemView.php
+++ b/src/view/phui/PHUIObjectItemView.php
@@ -19,8 +19,6 @@
   private $headIcons = array();
   private $disabled;
   private $imageURI;
-  private $state;
-  private $fontIcon;
   private $imageIcon;
   private $titleText;
   private $badge;
@@ -29,16 +27,6 @@
   private $launchButton;
   private $coverImage;
 
-  const AGE_FRESH = 'fresh';
-  const AGE_STALE = 'stale';
-  const AGE_OLD   = 'old';
-
-  const STATE_SUCCESS = 'green';
-  const STATE_FAIL = 'red';
-  const STATE_WARN = 'yellow';
-  const STATE_NOTE = 'blue';
-  const STATE_BUILD = 'sky';
-
   public function setDisabled($disabled) {
     $this->disabled = $disabled;
     return $this;
@@ -156,63 +144,9 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  public function setState($state) {
-    $this->state = $state;
-    switch ($state) {
-      case self::STATE_SUCCESS:
-        $fi = 'fa-check-circle green';
-      break;
-      case self::STATE_FAIL:
-        $fi = 'fa-times-circle red';
-      break;
-      case self::STATE_WARN:
-        $fi = 'fa-exclamation-circle yellow';
-      break;
-      case self::STATE_NOTE:
-        $fi = 'fa-info-circle blue';
-      break;
-      case self::STATE_BUILD:
-        $fi = 'fa-refresh ph-spin sky';
-      break;
-    }
-    $this->setIcon($fi);
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function setIcon($icon) {
-    $this->fontIcon = id(new PHUIIconView())
-      ->setIcon($icon);
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function setEpoch($epoch, $age = self::AGE_FRESH) {
+  public function setEpoch($epoch) {
     $date = phabricator_datetime($epoch, $this->getUser());
-
-    $days = floor((time() - $epoch) / 60 / 60 / 24);
-
-    switch ($age) {
-      case self::AGE_FRESH:
-        $this->addIcon('none', $date);
-        break;
-      case self::AGE_STALE:
-        $attr = array(
-          'tip' => pht('Stale (%s day(s))', new PhutilNumber($days)),
-          'class' => 'icon-age-stale',
-        );
-
-        $this->addIcon('fa-clock-o yellow', $date, $attr);
-        break;
-      case self::AGE_OLD:
-        $attr = array(
-          'tip' =>  pht('Old (%s day(s))', new PhutilNumber($days)),
-          'class' => 'icon-age-old',
-        );
-        $this->addIcon('fa-clock-o red', $date, $attr);
-        break;
-      default:
-        throw new Exception(pht("Unknown age '%s'!", $age));
-    }
-
+    $this->addIcon('none', $date);
     return $this;
   }
 
@@ -309,10 +243,6 @@
       $item_classes[] = 'phui-object-item-disabled';
     }
 
-    if ($this->state) {
-      $item_classes[] = 'phui-object-item-state-'.$this->state;
-    }
-
     switch ($this->effect) {
       case 'highlighted':
         $item_classes[] = 'phui-object-item-highlighted';
@@ -338,10 +268,6 @@
       $item_classes[] = 'phui-object-item-with-image-icon';
     }
 
-    if ($this->fontIcon) {
-      $item_classes[] = 'phui-object-item-with-ficon';
-    }
-
     return array(
       'class' => $item_classes,
     );
@@ -596,16 +522,6 @@
         $this->getImageIcon());
     }
 
-    $ficon = null;
-    if ($this->fontIcon) {
-      $image = phutil_tag(
-        'div',
-        array(
-          'class' => 'phui-object-item-ficon',
-        ),
-        $this->fontIcon);
-    }
-
     if ($image && $this->href) {
       $image = phutil_tag(
         'a',
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css
@@ -487,46 +487,6 @@
 }
 
 
-/* - Foot Icons ----------------------------------------------------------------
-
-  Object counts shown in the footer.
-
-*/
-
-.phui-object-item-foot-icons {
-  margin-left: 10px;
-  bottom: 0;
-  position: absolute;
-}
-
-.phui-object-item-with-foot-icons .phui-object-item-content,
-.device-phone .phui-object-item-with-foot-icons .phui-object-item-col2  {
-  padding-bottom: 24px;
-}
-
-.device-phone .phui-object-item-with-foot-icons .phui-object-item-content {
-  padding-bottom: 0;
-}
-
-.phui-object-item-foot-icon {
-  display: inline-block;
-  background: {$lightgreyborder};
-  color: #ffffff;
-  font-weight: bold;
-  margin-right: 3px;
-  padding: 3px 6px 0;
-  height: 17px;
-  vertical-align: middle;
-  position: relative;
-  font-size: 12px;
-  -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
-}
-
-.phui-object-item-foot-icon .phui-icon-view {
-  margin-right: 4px;
-}
-
-
 /* - Handle Icons --------------------------------------------------------------
 
   Shows owners, reviewers, etc., using profile picture icons.
@@ -621,35 +581,6 @@
   list-style: none;
 }
 
-
-/* - State ---------------------------------------------------------------------
-
-  Provides a list of object status or states, success or fail, etc
-
-*/
-
-.phui-object-item-ficon {
-  width: 48px;
-  height: 26px;
-  margin-top: 12px;
-  position: absolute;
-  text-align: center;
-  font-size: 24px;
-}
-
-.phui-object-item-with-ficon .phui-object-item-content-box {
-  margin-left: 38px;
-}
-
-.phui-object-box .phui-object-list-states {
-  padding: 0;
-}
-
-.phui-object-list-states .phui-info-view {
-  margin: 0;
-  border: none;
-}
-
 /* - Badges ---------------------------------------------------------------- */
 
 .phui-object-item-col0.phui-object-item-badge {