diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -2383,6 +2383,7 @@
     'PhabricatorEmailVerificationController' => 'applications/auth/controller/PhabricatorEmailVerificationController.php',
     'PhabricatorEmbedFileRemarkupRule' => 'applications/files/markup/PhabricatorEmbedFileRemarkupRule.php',
     'PhabricatorEmojiRemarkupRule' => 'applications/macro/markup/PhabricatorEmojiRemarkupRule.php',
+    'PhabricatorEmojiTranslation' => 'infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorEmojiTranslation.php',
     'PhabricatorEmptyQueryException' => 'infrastructure/query/PhabricatorEmptyQueryException.php',
     'PhabricatorEnv' => 'infrastructure/env/PhabricatorEnv.php',
     'PhabricatorEnvTestCase' => 'infrastructure/env/__tests__/PhabricatorEnvTestCase.php',
@@ -6912,6 +6913,7 @@
     'PhabricatorEmailVerificationController' => 'PhabricatorAuthController',
     'PhabricatorEmbedFileRemarkupRule' => 'PhabricatorObjectRemarkupRule',
     'PhabricatorEmojiRemarkupRule' => 'PhutilRemarkupRule',
+    'PhabricatorEmojiTranslation' => 'PhutilTranslation',
     'PhabricatorEmptyQueryException' => 'Exception',
     'PhabricatorEnv' => 'Phobject',
     'PhabricatorEnvTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
diff --git a/src/applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorAccountSettingsPanel.php b/src/applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorAccountSettingsPanel.php
--- a/src/applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorAccountSettingsPanel.php
+++ b/src/applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorAccountSettingsPanel.php
@@ -102,7 +102,13 @@
     $translations = array();
     foreach ($locales as $locale) {
       $code = $locale->getLocaleCode();
+
+      // Get the locale's localized name if it's available. For example,
+      // "Deutsch" instead of "German". This helps users who do not speak the
+      // current language to find the correct setting.
+      $raw_scope = PhabricatorEnv::beginScopedLocale($code);
       $name = $locale->getLocaleName();
+      unset($raw_scope);
 
       if ($locale->isSillyLocale()) {
         if ($is_serious) {
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorEmojiTranslation.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorEmojiTranslation.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorEmojiTranslation.php
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorEmojiTranslation
+  extends PhutilTranslation {
+
+  public function getLocaleCode() {
+    return 'en_X*';
+  }
+
+  protected function getTranslations() {
+    return array(
+      'Emoji (Internet)' => "\xF0\x9F\x92\xAC (\xF0\x9F\x8C\x8D)",
+    );
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorVeryWowEnglishTranslation.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorVeryWowEnglishTranslation.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorVeryWowEnglishTranslation.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorVeryWowEnglishTranslation.php
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@
       'Prototype' => 'Chew Toy',
       'Continue' => 'Bark And Run',
       'Countdown to Events' => 'To the Moon!',
+      'English (Very Wow)' => 'Such English',
     );
   }
 }