diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -2749,6 +2749,7 @@
     'PhabricatorPhurlURLTransactionComment' => 'applications/phurl/storage/PhabricatorPhurlURLTransactionComment.php',
     'PhabricatorPhurlURLTransactionQuery' => 'applications/phurl/query/PhabricatorPhurlURLTransactionQuery.php',
     'PhabricatorPhurlURLViewController' => 'applications/phurl/controller/PhabricatorPhurlURLViewController.php',
+    'PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation' => 'infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php',
     'PhabricatorPlatformSite' => 'aphront/site/PhabricatorPlatformSite.php',
     'PhabricatorPolicies' => 'applications/policy/constants/PhabricatorPolicies.php',
     'PhabricatorPolicy' => 'applications/policy/storage/PhabricatorPolicy.php',
@@ -7014,6 +7015,7 @@
     'PhabricatorPhurlURLTransactionComment' => 'PhabricatorApplicationTransactionComment',
     'PhabricatorPhurlURLTransactionQuery' => 'PhabricatorApplicationTransactionQuery',
     'PhabricatorPhurlURLViewController' => 'PhabricatorPhurlController',
+    'PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation' => 'PhutilTranslation',
     'PhabricatorPlatformSite' => 'PhabricatorSite',
     'PhabricatorPolicies' => 'PhabricatorPolicyConstants',
     'PhabricatorPolicy' => array(
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation.php
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorPirateEnglishTranslation
+  extends PhutilTranslation {
+
+  public function getLocaleCode() {
+    return 'en_P*';
+  }
+
+  protected function getTranslations() {
+    return array(
+      'Search' => 'Scour',
+      'Review Code' => 'Inspect Riggins',
+      'Tasks and Bugs' => 'Bilge rats',
+      'Cancel' => 'Belay',
+      'Advanced Search' => 'Scour Hard',
+      'No search results.' => 'We be finding nothin.',
+      'Send' => 'Aye!',
+      'Partial' => 'Parrtial',
+      'Upload' => 'Hoist',
+      'Partial Upload' => 'Parrtial Hoist',
+      'Submit' => 'Aye!',
+      'Create' => 'Make Sail',
+      'Okay' => 'Ahoy!',
+      'Edit Query' => 'Overhaul Query',
+      'Hide Query' => 'Furl Query',
+      'Execute Query' => 'Quarter Query',
+      'Wiki' => 'Sea Log',
+      'Blog' => 'Capn\'s Tales',
+      'Add Action...' => 'Be Addin\' an Action...',
+      'Change Subscribers' => 'Change Spies',
+      'Change Projects' => 'Change Prrojects',
+      'Change Priority' => 'Change Priarrrity',
+      'Change Status' => 'Change Ye Status',
+      'Assign / Claim' => 'Arrsign / Stake Claim',
+      'Prototype' => 'Ramshackle',
+      'Continue' => 'Set Sail',
+      'Recent Activity' => 'Recent Plunderin\'s',
+      'Browse and Audit Commits' => 'Inspect ye Work of Yore',
+      'Upcoming Events' => 'Upcoming Pillages',
+      'Get Organized' => 'Straighten yer gig',
+      'Host and Browse Repositories' => 'Hide ye Treasures',
+      'Chat with Others' => 'Parley with yer Mates',
+      'Review Recent Activity' => 'Spy ye Freshest Bottles',
+      'Comment' => 'Scrawl',
+      'Actions' => 'Actions! Arrr!',
+      'Title' => 'Ye Olde Title',
+      'Assigned To' => 'Matey Assigned',
+      'Status' => 'Ye Status',
+      'Priority' => 'Priarrrity',
+      'Description' => 'Splainin\'',
+      'Visible To' => 'Bein\' Spied By',
+      'Editable By' => 'Plunderable By',
+      'Subscribers' => 'Spies',
+      'Projects' => 'Prrojects',
+      '%s added a comment.' => '%s scrawled.',
+      '%s edited the task description.' =>
+        'Capn %s be stakin\' a claim on this here task.',
+      '%s claimed this task.' =>
+        'Capn %s be updatin\' ye task\'s splainin.',
+      '%s created this task.' =>
+        'Capn %s be the one creatin\' this here task.',
+    );
+  }
+}