diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -227,7 +227,6 @@
     'ConduitCall' => 'applications/conduit/call/ConduitCall.php',
     'ConduitCallTestCase' => 'applications/conduit/call/__tests__/ConduitCallTestCase.php',
     'ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod' => 'applications/conduit/method/ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod.php',
-    'ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector' => 'applications/conduit/garbagecollector/ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector.php',
     'ConduitEpochParameterType' => 'applications/conduit/parametertype/ConduitEpochParameterType.php',
     'ConduitException' => 'applications/conduit/protocol/exception/ConduitException.php',
     'ConduitGetCapabilitiesConduitAPIMethod' => 'applications/conduit/method/ConduitGetCapabilitiesConduitAPIMethod.php',
@@ -1884,7 +1883,6 @@
     'PhabricatorConduitAPIController' => 'applications/conduit/controller/PhabricatorConduitAPIController.php',
     'PhabricatorConduitApplication' => 'applications/conduit/application/PhabricatorConduitApplication.php',
     'PhabricatorConduitCertificateToken' => 'applications/conduit/storage/PhabricatorConduitCertificateToken.php',
-    'PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog' => 'applications/conduit/storage/PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog.php',
     'PhabricatorConduitConsoleController' => 'applications/conduit/controller/PhabricatorConduitConsoleController.php',
     'PhabricatorConduitController' => 'applications/conduit/controller/PhabricatorConduitController.php',
     'PhabricatorConduitDAO' => 'applications/conduit/storage/PhabricatorConduitDAO.php',
@@ -4089,7 +4087,6 @@
     'ConduitCall' => 'Phobject',
     'ConduitCallTestCase' => 'PhabricatorTestCase',
     'ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod' => 'ConduitAPIMethod',
-    'ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector' => 'PhabricatorGarbageCollector',
     'ConduitEpochParameterType' => 'ConduitListParameterType',
     'ConduitException' => 'Exception',
     'ConduitGetCapabilitiesConduitAPIMethod' => 'ConduitAPIMethod',
@@ -5999,7 +5996,6 @@
     'PhabricatorConduitAPIController' => 'PhabricatorConduitController',
     'PhabricatorConduitApplication' => 'PhabricatorApplication',
     'PhabricatorConduitCertificateToken' => 'PhabricatorConduitDAO',
-    'PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog' => 'PhabricatorConduitDAO',
     'PhabricatorConduitConsoleController' => 'PhabricatorConduitController',
     'PhabricatorConduitController' => 'PhabricatorController',
     'PhabricatorConduitDAO' => 'PhabricatorLiskDAO',
diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/garbagecollector/ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector.php b/src/applications/conduit/garbagecollector/ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector.php
deleted file mode 100644
--- a/src/applications/conduit/garbagecollector/ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class ConduitConnectionGarbageCollector
-  extends PhabricatorGarbageCollector {
-
-  const COLLECTORCONST = 'conduit.connections';
-
-  public function getCollectorName() {
-    return pht('Conduit Connections');
-  }
-
-  public function getDefaultRetentionPolicy() {
-    return phutil_units('180 days in seconds');
-  }
-
-  protected function collectGarbage() {
-    $table = new PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog();
-    $conn_w = $table->establishConnection('w');
-
-    queryfx(
-      $conn_w,
-      'DELETE FROM %T WHERE dateCreated < %d
-        ORDER BY dateCreated ASC LIMIT 100',
-      $table->getTableName(),
-      $this->getGarbageEpoch());
-
-    return ($conn_w->getAffectedRows() == 100);
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/method/ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod.php b/src/applications/conduit/method/ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod.php
--- a/src/applications/conduit/method/ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod.php
+++ b/src/applications/conduit/method/ConduitConnectConduitAPIMethod.php
@@ -63,14 +63,6 @@
       ->truncateString($client_description);
     $username = (string)$request->getValue('user');
 
-    // Log the connection, regardless of the outcome of checks below.
-    $connection = new PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog();
-    $connection->setClient($client);
-    $connection->setClientVersion($client_version);
-    $connection->setClientDescription($client_description);
-    $connection->setUsername($username);
-    $connection->save();
-
     switch ($client) {
       case 'arc':
         $server_version = 6;
@@ -154,7 +146,7 @@
     }
 
     return array(
-      'connectionID'  => $connection->getID(),
+      'connectionID'  => mt_rand(),
       'sessionKey'    => $session_key,
       'userPHID'      => $user->getPHID(),
     );
diff --git a/src/applications/conduit/storage/PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog.php b/src/applications/conduit/storage/PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog.php
deleted file mode 100644
--- a/src/applications/conduit/storage/PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,26 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog extends PhabricatorConduitDAO {
-
-  protected $client;
-  protected $clientVersion;
-  protected $clientDescription;
-  protected $username;
-
-  protected function getConfiguration() {
-    return array(
-      self::CONFIG_COLUMN_SCHEMA => array(
-        'client' => 'text255?',
-        'clientVersion' => 'text255?',
-        'clientDescription' => 'text255?',
-        'username' => 'text255?',
-      ),
-      self::CONFIG_KEY_SCHEMA => array(
-        'key_created' => array(
-          'columns' => array('dateCreated'),
-        ),
-      ),
-    ) + parent::getConfiguration();
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/docs/tech/conduit.diviner b/src/docs/tech/conduit.diviner
--- a/src/docs/tech/conduit.diviner
+++ b/src/docs/tech/conduit.diviner
@@ -46,8 +46,7 @@
 Console", implemented by @{class:PhabricatorConduitConsoleController} at
 `/conduit/`.
 
-A log of connections and calls is stored by
-@{class:PhabricatorConduitConnectionLog} and
+A log of connections and calls is stored in
 @{class:PhabricatorConduitMethodCallLog}, and can be accessed on the web via
 @{class:PhabricatorConduitLogController} at `/conduit/log/`.