diff --git a/scripts/symbols/import_repository_symbols.php b/scripts/symbols/import_repository_symbols.php
--- a/scripts/symbols/import_repository_symbols.php
+++ b/scripts/symbols/import_repository_symbols.php
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@
       $repository->getPHID());
   }
 
-  echo pht('Loading %s symbols...',  new PhutilNumber(count($sql))), "\n";
+  echo pht('Loading %s symbols...',  phutil_count($sql)), "\n";
   foreach (array_chunk($sql, 128) as $chunk) {
     queryfx(
       $conn_w,
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php b/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/controller/config/PhabricatorAuthListController.php
@@ -109,7 +109,7 @@
         'only users with a verified email address at one of these %s '.
         'allowed domain(s) will be able to register an account: %s',
         $domains_link,
-        new PhutilNumber(count($domains_value)),
+        phutil_count($domains_value),
         phutil_tag('strong', array(), implode(', ', $domains_value)));
     } else {
       $issues[] = pht(
diff --git a/src/applications/auth/management/PhabricatorAuthManagementRefreshWorkflow.php b/src/applications/auth/management/PhabricatorAuthManagementRefreshWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/auth/management/PhabricatorAuthManagementRefreshWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/auth/management/PhabricatorAuthManagementRefreshWorkflow.php
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
         "%s\n",
         pht(
           'Found %s account(s) to refresh.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($accounts))));
+          phutil_count($accounts)));
     }
 
     $providers = PhabricatorAuthProvider::getAllEnabledProviders();
diff --git a/src/applications/celerity/management/CelerityManagementMapWorkflow.php b/src/applications/celerity/management/CelerityManagementMapWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/celerity/management/CelerityManagementMapWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/celerity/management/CelerityManagementMapWorkflow.php
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Rebuilding %d resource source(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($resources_map))));
+        phutil_count($resources_map)));
 
     foreach ($resources_map as $name => $resources) {
       $this->rebuildResources($resources);
diff --git a/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorDaemonsSetupCheck.php b/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorDaemonsSetupCheck.php
--- a/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorDaemonsSetupCheck.php
+++ b/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorDaemonsSetupCheck.php
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@
             $list_section = array(
               pht(
                 'The configurations differ in the following %s way(s):',
-                new PhutilNumber(count($issues))),
+                phutil_count($issues)),
               phutil_tag(
                 'ul',
                 array(),
diff --git a/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorPathSetupCheck.php b/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorPathSetupCheck.php
--- a/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorPathSetupCheck.php
+++ b/src/applications/config/check/PhabricatorPathSetupCheck.php
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@
 
         $this
           ->newIssue('config.PATH.'.$digest)
-          ->setName(pht('$PATH Component Unusable'))
+          ->setName(pht('%s Component Unusable', '$PATH'))
           ->setSummary(
             pht(
               'A component of the configured PATH can not be used by '.
diff --git a/src/applications/config/view/PhabricatorSetupIssueView.php b/src/applications/config/view/PhabricatorSetupIssueView.php
--- a/src/applications/config/view/PhabricatorSetupIssueView.php
+++ b/src/applications/config/view/PhabricatorSetupIssueView.php
@@ -387,7 +387,7 @@
         array(),
         pht(
           'PHP also loaded these %s configuration file(s):',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($more_loc))));
+          phutil_count($more_loc)));
       $info[] = phutil_tag(
         'pre',
         array(),
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/conduit/ConpherenceUpdateThreadConduitAPIMethod.php b/src/applications/conpherence/conduit/ConpherenceUpdateThreadConduitAPIMethod.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/conduit/ConpherenceUpdateThreadConduitAPIMethod.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/conduit/ConpherenceUpdateThreadConduitAPIMethod.php
@@ -29,14 +29,13 @@
   protected function defineErrorTypes() {
     return array(
       'ERR_USAGE_NO_ROOM_ID' => pht(
-        'You must specify a room id or room phid to query transactions '.
-        'from.'),
+        'You must specify a room ID or room PHID to query transactions from.'),
       'ERR_USAGE_ROOM_NOT_FOUND' => pht(
-        'room does not exist or logged in user can not see it.'),
+        'Room does not exist or logged in user can not see it.'),
       'ERR_USAGE_ONLY_SELF_REMOVE' => pht(
         'Only a user can remove themselves from a room.'),
       'ERR_USAGE_NO_UPDATES' => pht(
-        'You must specify data that actually updates the conpherence.'),
+        'You must specify data that actually updates the Conpherence.'),
     );
   }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/controller/ConpherenceUpdateController.php b/src/applications/conpherence/controller/ConpherenceUpdateController.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/controller/ConpherenceUpdateController.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/controller/ConpherenceUpdateController.php
@@ -325,8 +325,7 @@
     $remove_person = $request->getStr('remove_person');
     $participants = $conpherence->getParticipants();
 
-    $message = pht(
-      'Are you sure you want to leave this room?');
+    $message = pht('Are you sure you want to leave this room?');
     $test_conpherence = clone $conpherence;
     $test_conpherence->attachParticipants(array());
     if (!PhabricatorPolicyFilter::hasCapability(
@@ -334,17 +333,14 @@
       $test_conpherence,
       PhabricatorPolicyCapability::CAN_VIEW)) {
       if (count($participants) == 1) {
-        $message .= pht(
-          ' The room will be inaccessible forever and ever.');
+        $message .= ' '.pht('The room will be inaccessible forever and ever.');
       } else {
-        $message .= pht(
-          ' Someone else in the room can add you back later.');
+        $message .= ' '.pht('Someone else in the room can add you back later.');
       }
     }
     $body = phutil_tag(
       'p',
-      array(
-      ),
+      array(),
       $message);
 
     require_celerity_resource('conpherence-update-css');
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/storage/ConpherenceTransaction.php b/src/applications/conpherence/storage/ConpherenceTransaction.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/storage/ConpherenceTransaction.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/storage/ConpherenceTransaction.php
@@ -77,14 +77,14 @@
             count($rem));
         } else if ($add) {
           $title = pht(
-            '%s added %d files(s).',
+            '%s added %s files(s).',
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            count($add));
+            phutil_count($add));
         } else {
           $title = pht(
-            '%s removed %d file(s).',
+            '%s removed %s file(s).',
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            count($rem));
+            phutil_count($rem));
         }
         return $title;
         break;
diff --git a/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php b/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/daemon/management/PhabricatorDaemonManagementWorkflow.php
@@ -226,7 +226,9 @@
         // Retry without sudo
         $console->writeOut(
           "%s\n",
-          pht('sudo command failed. Starting daemon as current user.'));
+          pht(
+            '%s command failed. Starting daemon as current user.',
+            'sudo'));
         $this->executeDaemonLaunchCommand(
           $command,
           $daemon_script_dir,
@@ -265,8 +267,9 @@
       if (preg_match('/sudo: a password is required/', $stderr)) {
         throw new Exception(
           pht(
-            'sudo exited with a zero exit code, but emitted output '.
-            'consistent with failure under OSX.'));
+            '%s exited with a zero exit code, but emitted output '.
+            'consistent with failure under OSX.',
+            'sudo'));
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialJIRAIssuesField.php b/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialJIRAIssuesField.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialJIRAIssuesField.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialJIRAIssuesField.php
@@ -218,21 +218,21 @@
       return pht(
         '%s updated JIRA issue(s): added %d %s; removed %d %s.',
         $xaction->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+        phutil_count($add),
         implode(', ', $add),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+        phutil_count($rem),
         implode(', ', $rem));
     } else if ($add) {
       return pht(
         '%s added %d JIRA issue(s): %s.',
         $xaction->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+        phutil_count($add),
         implode(', ', $add));
     } else if ($rem) {
       return pht(
         '%s removed %d JIRA issue(s): %s.',
         $xaction->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+        phutil_count($rem),
         implode(', ', $rem));
     }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialUnitField.php b/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialUnitField.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialUnitField.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/customfield/DifferentialUnitField.php
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
       )) + $groups;
 
     foreach ($groups as $result => $group) {
-      $count = new PhutilNumber(count($group));
+      $count = phutil_count($group);
       switch ($result) {
         case ArcanistUnitTestResult::RESULT_PASS:
           $note[] = pht('%s Passed Test(s)', $count);
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/herald/DifferentialReviewersHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/differential/herald/DifferentialReviewersHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/herald/DifferentialReviewersHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/herald/DifferentialReviewersHeraldAction.php
@@ -135,12 +135,12 @@
       case self::DO_ADD_REVIEWERS:
         return pht(
           'Added %s reviewer(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_ADD_BLOCKING_REVIEWERS:
         return pht(
           'Added %s blocking reviewer(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/mail/DifferentialCreateMailReceiver.php b/src/applications/differential/mail/DifferentialCreateMailReceiver.php
--- a/src/applications/differential/mail/DifferentialCreateMailReceiver.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/mail/DifferentialCreateMailReceiver.php
@@ -81,14 +81,14 @@
     } else {
       $subject = pht(
         'Diff creation failed; see body for %s error(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($errors)));
+        phutil_count($errors));
     }
     $body = new PhabricatorMetaMTAMailBody();
     $body->addRawSection($subject);
     if (count($diffs)) {
       $text_body = '';
       $html_body = array();
-      $body_label = pht('%s DIFF LINK(S)', new PhutilNumber(count($diffs)));
+      $body_label = pht('%s DIFF LINK(S)', phutil_count($diffs));
       foreach ($diffs as $filename => $diff_uri) {
         $text_body .= $filename.': '.$diff_uri."\n";
         $html_body[] = phutil_tag(
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@
 
     if (count($errors)) {
       $body_section = new PhabricatorMetaMTAMailSection();
-      $body_label = pht('%s ERROR(S)', new PhutilNumber(count($errors)));
+      $body_label = pht('%s ERROR(S)', phutil_count($errors));
       foreach ($errors as $error) {
         $body_section->addFragment($error);
       }
diff --git a/src/applications/diffusion/herald/DiffusionAuditorsHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/diffusion/herald/DiffusionAuditorsHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/diffusion/herald/DiffusionAuditorsHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/diffusion/herald/DiffusionAuditorsHeraldAction.php
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@
       case self::DO_ADD_AUDITORS:
         return pht(
           'Added %s auditor(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/diviner/atomizer/DivinerPHPAtomizer.php b/src/applications/diviner/atomizer/DivinerPHPAtomizer.php
--- a/src/applications/diviner/atomizer/DivinerPHPAtomizer.php
+++ b/src/applications/diviner/atomizer/DivinerPHPAtomizer.php
@@ -152,8 +152,8 @@
         $atom->addWarning(
           pht(
             'This call takes %s parameter(s), but only %s are documented.',
-            new PhutilNumber(count($params)),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($docs))));
+            phutil_count($params),
+            phutil_count($docs)));
       }
     }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/diviner/publisher/DivinerPublisher.php b/src/applications/diviner/publisher/DivinerPublisher.php
--- a/src/applications/diviner/publisher/DivinerPublisher.php
+++ b/src/applications/diviner/publisher/DivinerPublisher.php
@@ -140,14 +140,14 @@
       "%s\n",
       pht(
         'Deleting %s document(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($deleted))));
+        phutil_count($deleted)));
     $this->deleteDocumentsByHash($deleted);
 
     $console->writeOut(
       "%s\n",
       pht(
         'Creating %s document(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($created))));
+        phutil_count($created)));
     $this->createDocumentsByHash($created);
   }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/diviner/workflow/DivinerGenerateWorkflow.php b/src/applications/diviner/workflow/DivinerGenerateWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/diviner/workflow/DivinerGenerateWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/diviner/workflow/DivinerGenerateWorkflow.php
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
             '.book',
             '--book <book>'));
       } else {
-        $this->log(pht('Found %s book(s).', new PhutilNumber(count($books))));
+        $this->log(pht('Found %s book(s).', phutil_count($books)));
       }
     }
 
@@ -224,26 +224,26 @@
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Found %s file(s) in project.',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($file_hashes))));
+        phutil_count($file_hashes)));
 
     $this->deleteDeadAtoms($file_hashes);
     $atomize = $this->getFilesToAtomize($file_hashes);
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Found %s unatomized, uncached file(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($atomize))));
+        phutil_count($atomize)));
 
     $file_atomizers = $this->getAtomizersForFiles($atomize);
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Found %s file(s) to atomize.',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($file_atomizers))));
+        phutil_count($file_atomizers)));
 
     $futures = $this->buildAtomizerFutures($file_atomizers);
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Atomizing %s file(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($file_atomizers))));
+        phutil_count($file_atomizers)));
 
     if ($futures) {
       $this->resolveAtomizerFutures($futures, $file_hashes);
@@ -452,7 +452,7 @@
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Found %s obsolete atom(s) in graph.',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($del_atoms))));
+        phutil_count($del_atoms)));
 
     foreach ($del_atoms as $nhash => $shash) {
       $atom_cache->deleteSymbol($nhash);
@@ -466,7 +466,7 @@
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Found %s new atom(s) in graph.',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($new_atoms))));
+        phutil_count($new_atoms)));
 
     foreach ($new_atoms as $nhash => $ignored) {
       $shash = $this->computeSymbolHash($nhash);
@@ -505,7 +505,7 @@
     $this->log(
       pht(
         'Found %s affected atoms.',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($dirty_nhashes))));
+        phutil_count($dirty_nhashes)));
 
     foreach ($dirty_nhashes as $nhash => $ignored) {
       $atom_cache->addGraph($nhash, $this->computeGraphHash($nhash));
diff --git a/src/applications/doorkeeper/option/PhabricatorAsanaConfigOptions.php b/src/applications/doorkeeper/option/PhabricatorAsanaConfigOptions.php
--- a/src/applications/doorkeeper/option/PhabricatorAsanaConfigOptions.php
+++ b/src/applications/doorkeeper/option/PhabricatorAsanaConfigOptions.php
@@ -96,8 +96,11 @@
     }
 
     $out = array();
-    $out[] = pht('| Workspace ID | Workspace Name |');
-    $out[] =     '| ------------ | -------------- |';
+    $out[] = sprintf(
+      '| %s | %s |',
+      pht('Workspace ID'),
+      pht('Workspace Name'));
+    $out[] = '| ------------ | -------------- |';
     foreach ($workspaces as $workspace) {
       $out[] = sprintf('| `%s` | `%s` |', $workspace['id'], $workspace['name']);
     }
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/worker/DrydockAllocatorWorker.php b/src/applications/drydock/worker/DrydockAllocatorWorker.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/worker/DrydockAllocatorWorker.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/worker/DrydockAllocatorWorker.php
@@ -83,7 +83,9 @@
       DrydockResourceStatus::STATUS_OPEN);
 
     $this->logToDrydock(
-      pht('Found %d Open Resource(s)', count($pool)));
+      pht(
+        'Found %s Open Resource(s)',
+        phutil_count($pool)));
 
     $candidates = array();
     foreach ($pool as $key => $candidate) {
@@ -100,7 +102,10 @@
       }
     }
 
-    $this->logToDrydock(pht('%d Open Resource(s) Remain', count($candidates)));
+    $this->logToDrydock(
+      pht(
+        '%s Open Resource(s) Remain',
+        phutil_count($candidates)));
 
     $resource = null;
     if ($candidates) {
@@ -120,7 +125,9 @@
         ::getAllBlueprintImplementationsForResource($type);
 
       $this->logToDrydock(
-        pht('Found %d Blueprints', count($blueprints)));
+        pht(
+          'Found %s Blueprint(s)',
+          phutil_count($blueprints)));
 
       foreach ($blueprints as $key => $candidate_blueprint) {
         if (!$candidate_blueprint->isEnabled()) {
@@ -130,7 +137,9 @@
       }
 
       $this->logToDrydock(
-        pht('%d Blueprints Enabled', count($blueprints)));
+        pht(
+          '%s Blueprint(s) Enabled',
+          phutil_count($blueprints)));
 
       foreach ($blueprints as $key => $candidate_blueprint) {
         if (!$candidate_blueprint->canAllocateMoreResources($pool)) {
@@ -140,7 +149,9 @@
       }
 
       $this->logToDrydock(
-        pht('%d Blueprints Can Allocate', count($blueprints)));
+        pht(
+          '%s Blueprint(s) Can Allocate',
+          phutil_count($blueprints)));
 
       if (!$blueprints) {
         $lease->setStatus(DrydockLeaseStatus::STATUS_BROKEN);
diff --git a/src/applications/files/storage/PhabricatorFile.php b/src/applications/files/storage/PhabricatorFile.php
--- a/src/applications/files/storage/PhabricatorFile.php
+++ b/src/applications/files/storage/PhabricatorFile.php
@@ -557,7 +557,7 @@
               'Failed to fetch remote URI "%s" after following %s redirect(s) '.
               '(%s): %s',
               $uri,
-              new PhutilNumber(count($redirects)),
+              phutil_count($redirects),
               implode(' > ', array_keys($redirects)),
               $ex->getMessage()),
             $ex);
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/conduit/HarbormasterSendMessageConduitAPIMethod.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/conduit/HarbormasterSendMessageConduitAPIMethod.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/conduit/HarbormasterSendMessageConduitAPIMethod.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/conduit/HarbormasterSendMessageConduitAPIMethod.php
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
     $unit_spec = HarbormasterBuildUnitMessage::getParameterSpec();
     foreach ($unit_spec as $key => $parameter) {
       $type = idx($parameter, 'type');
-      $type = str_replace('|', pht(' or '), $type);
+      $type = str_replace('|', ' '.pht('or').' ', $type);
       $description = idx($parameter, 'description');
       $rows[] = "| `{$key}` | //{$type}// | {$description} |";
     }
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
     $lint_spec = HarbormasterBuildLintMessage::getParameterSpec();
     foreach ($lint_spec as $key => $parameter) {
       $type = idx($parameter, 'type');
-      $type = str_replace('|', pht(' or '), $type);
+      $type = str_replace('|', ' '.pht('or').' ', $type);
       $description = idx($parameter, 'description');
       $rows[] = "| `{$key}` | //{$type}// | {$description} |";
     }
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterBuildViewController.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterBuildViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterBuildViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterBuildViewController.php
@@ -374,7 +374,7 @@
         array(
           pht(
             '%s empty logs are hidden.',
-            new PhutilNumber(count($empty_logs))),
+            phutil_count($empty_logs)),
           ' ',
           javelin_tag(
             'a',
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterStepEditController.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterStepEditController.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterStepEditController.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/controller/HarbormasterStepEditController.php
@@ -223,7 +223,10 @@
       'The following variables can be used in most fields. '.
       'To reference a variable, use `%s` in a field.',
       '${name}');
-    $rows[] = pht('| Variable | Description |');
+    $rows[] = sprintf(
+      '| %s | %s |',
+      pht('Variable'),
+      pht('Description'));
     $rows[] = '|---|---|';
     foreach ($variables as $name => $description) {
       $rows[] = '| `'.$name.'` | '.$description.' |';
diff --git a/src/applications/harbormaster/herald/HarbormasterRunBuildPlansHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/harbormaster/herald/HarbormasterRunBuildPlansHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/harbormaster/herald/HarbormasterRunBuildPlansHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/harbormaster/herald/HarbormasterRunBuildPlansHeraldAction.php
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
       case self::DO_BUILD:
         return pht(
           'Started %s build(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/herald/action/HeraldAction.php b/src/applications/herald/action/HeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/herald/action/HeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/herald/action/HeraldAction.php
@@ -374,22 +374,22 @@
       case self::DO_STANDARD_NO_EFFECT:
         return pht(
           'This action has no effect on %s target(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_STANDARD_INVALID:
         return pht(
           '%s target(s) are invalid or of the wrong type: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_STANDARD_UNLOADABLE:
         return pht(
           '%s target(s) could not be loaded: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_STANDARD_PERMISSION:
         return pht(
           '%s target(s) do not have permission to see this object: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_STANDARD_INVALID_ACTION:
         return pht(
diff --git a/src/applications/legalpad/herald/LegalpadRequireSignatureHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/legalpad/herald/LegalpadRequireSignatureHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/legalpad/herald/LegalpadRequireSignatureHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/legalpad/herald/LegalpadRequireSignatureHeraldAction.php
@@ -95,12 +95,12 @@
       case self::DO_SIGNED:
         return pht(
           '%s document(s) are already signed: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_REQUIRED:
         return pht(
           'Required %s signature(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/maniphest/storage/ManiphestTransaction.php b/src/applications/maniphest/storage/ManiphestTransaction.php
--- a/src/applications/maniphest/storage/ManiphestTransaction.php
+++ b/src/applications/maniphest/storage/ManiphestTransaction.php
@@ -546,23 +546,23 @@
         $removed = array_diff($old, $new);
         if ($added && !$removed) {
           return pht(
-            '%s attached %d file(s): %s.',
+            '%s attached %s file(s): %s.',
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            count($added),
+            phutil_count($added),
             $this->renderHandleList($added));
         } else if ($removed && !$added) {
           return pht(
-            '%s detached %d file(s): %s.',
+            '%s detached %s file(s): %s.',
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            count($removed),
+            phutil_count($removed),
             $this->renderHandleList($removed));
         } else {
           return pht(
-            '%s changed file(s), attached %d: %s; detached %d: %s.',
+            '%s changed file(s), attached %s: %s; detached %s: %s.',
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            count($added),
+            phutil_count($added),
             $this->renderHandleList($added),
-            count($removed),
+            phutil_count($removed),
             $this->renderHandleList($removed));
         }
 
@@ -585,9 +585,9 @@
 
       case self::TYPE_MERGED_FROM:
         return pht(
-          '%s merged %d task(s): %s.',
+          '%s merged %s task(s): %s.',
           $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-          count($new),
+          phutil_count($new),
           $this->renderHandleList($new));
         break;
 
diff --git a/src/applications/maniphest/view/ManiphestTaskResultListView.php b/src/applications/maniphest/view/ManiphestTaskResultListView.php
--- a/src/applications/maniphest/view/ManiphestTaskResultListView.php
+++ b/src/applications/maniphest/view/ManiphestTaskResultListView.php
@@ -82,7 +82,7 @@
       $header = id(new PHUIHeaderView())
         ->addSigil('task-group')
         ->setMetadata(array('priority' => head($list)->getPriority()))
-        ->setHeader(pht('%s (%s)', $group, new PhutilNumber(count($list))));
+        ->setHeader(pht('%s (%s)', $group, phutil_count($list)));
 
       $lists[] = id(new PHUIObjectBoxView())
         ->setHeader($header)
diff --git a/src/applications/metamta/herald/PhabricatorMetaMTAEmailHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/metamta/herald/PhabricatorMetaMTAEmailHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/metamta/herald/PhabricatorMetaMTAEmailHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/metamta/herald/PhabricatorMetaMTAEmailHeraldAction.php
@@ -75,13 +75,13 @@
       case self::DO_SEND:
         return pht(
           'Queued email to be delivered to %s target(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_FORCE:
         return pht(
           'Queued email to be delivered to %s target(s), ignoring their '.
           'notification preferences: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/multimeter/controller/MultimeterSampleController.php b/src/applications/multimeter/controller/MultimeterSampleController.php
--- a/src/applications/multimeter/controller/MultimeterSampleController.php
+++ b/src/applications/multimeter/controller/MultimeterSampleController.php
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@
         $events_col = $this->renderGroupingLink(
           $group,
           'id',
-          pht('%s Events', new PhutilNumber($row['N'])));
+          pht('%s Event(s)', new PhutilNumber($row['N'])));
       }
 
       if (isset($group['request'])) {
diff --git a/src/applications/people/controller/PhabricatorPeopleDeleteController.php b/src/applications/people/controller/PhabricatorPeopleDeleteController.php
--- a/src/applications/people/controller/PhabricatorPeopleDeleteController.php
+++ b/src/applications/people/controller/PhabricatorPeopleDeleteController.php
@@ -49,9 +49,9 @@
     $form = id(new AphrontFormView())
       ->setUser($admin)
       ->appendRemarkupInstructions(
-        pht(
-          "  phabricator/ $ ./bin/remove destroy %s\n",
-          csprintf('%R', '@'.$user->getUsername())));
+        csprintf(
+          "  phabricator/ $ ./bin/remove destroy %R\n",
+          '@'.$user->getUsername()));
 
     return $this->newDialog()
       ->setWidth(AphrontDialogView::WIDTH_FORM)
diff --git a/src/applications/pholio/view/PholioMockThumbGridView.php b/src/applications/pholio/view/PholioMockThumbGridView.php
--- a/src/applications/pholio/view/PholioMockThumbGridView.php
+++ b/src/applications/pholio/view/PholioMockThumbGridView.php
@@ -156,7 +156,7 @@
         array(
           'class' => 'pholio-mock-thumb-grid-comment-count',
         ),
-        pht('%s', new PhutilNumber(count($image->getInlineComments()))));
+        pht('%s', phutil_count($image->getInlineComments())));
     }
 
     return javelin_tag(
diff --git a/src/applications/phragment/controller/PhragmentController.php b/src/applications/phragment/controller/PhragmentController.php
--- a/src/applications/phragment/controller/PhragmentController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phragment/controller/PhragmentController.php
@@ -199,7 +199,9 @@
     $alt = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('security.alternate-file-domain');
     if ($alt === null) {
       return id(new PHUIInfoView())
-        ->setTitle(pht('security.alternate-file-domain must be configured!'))
+        ->setTitle(pht(
+          '%s must be configured!',
+          'security.alternate-file-domain'))
         ->setSeverity(PHUIInfoView::SEVERITY_ERROR)
         ->appendChild(
           phutil_tag(
diff --git a/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php b/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php
@@ -292,7 +292,9 @@
       $item->setObject($question);
 
       $item->addAttribute(
-        pht('%d Answer(s)', $question->getAnswerCount()));
+        pht(
+          '%s Answer(s)',
+          new PhutilNumber($question->getAnswerCount())));
 
       $list->addItem($item);
     }
diff --git a/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionSearchEngine.php b/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionSearchEngine.php
--- a/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionSearchEngine.php
+++ b/src/applications/ponder/query/PonderQuestionSearchEngine.php
@@ -134,11 +134,11 @@
 
     foreach ($questions as $question) {
       $color = PonderQuestionStatus::getQuestionStatusTagColor(
-          $question->getStatus());
+        $question->getStatus());
       $icon = PonderQuestionStatus::getQuestionStatusIcon(
-          $question->getStatus());
+        $question->getStatus());
       $full_status = PonderQuestionStatus::getQuestionStatusFullName(
-          $question->getStatus());
+        $question->getStatus());
       $item = new PHUIObjectItemView();
       $item->setObjectName('Q'.$question->getID());
       $item->setHeader($question->getTitle());
@@ -158,7 +158,9 @@
           $handles[$question->getAuthorPHID()]->renderLink()));
 
       $item->addAttribute(
-        pht('%d Answer(s)', $question->getAnswerCount()));
+        pht(
+          '%s Answer(s)',
+          new PhutilNumber($question->getAnswerCount())));
 
       if ($project_handles) {
         $item->addAttribute(
diff --git a/src/applications/project/herald/PhabricatorProjectHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/project/herald/PhabricatorProjectHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/project/herald/PhabricatorProjectHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/project/herald/PhabricatorProjectHeraldAction.php
@@ -112,12 +112,12 @@
       case self::DO_ADD_PROJECTS:
         return pht(
           'Added %s project(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_REMOVE_PROJECTS:
         return pht(
           'Removed %s project(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/releeph/controller/product/ReleephProductEditController.php b/src/applications/releeph/controller/product/ReleephProductEditController.php
--- a/src/applications/releeph/controller/product/ReleephProductEditController.php
+++ b/src/applications/releeph/controller/product/ReleephProductEditController.php
@@ -49,7 +49,7 @@
       if (!$product_name) {
         $e_name = pht('Required');
         $errors[] =
-          pht('Your releeph product should have a simple descriptive name.');
+          pht('Your Releeph product should have a simple descriptive name.');
       }
 
       if (!$trunk_branch) {
diff --git a/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffChurnFieldSpecification.php b/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffChurnFieldSpecification.php
--- a/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffChurnFieldSpecification.php
+++ b/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffChurnFieldSpecification.php
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
     $rejections = 0;
     $comments = 0;
     $updates = 0;
+
     foreach ($xactions as $xaction) {
       switch ($xaction->getTransactionType()) {
         case PhabricatorTransactions::TYPE_COMMENT:
@@ -60,13 +61,13 @@
     } else {
       $parts = array();
       if ($rejections) {
-        $parts[] = pht('%d rejection(s)', $rejections);
+        $parts[] = pht('%s rejection(s)', new PhutilNumber($rejections));
       }
       if ($comments) {
-        $parts[] = pht('%d comment(s)', $comments);
+        $parts[] = pht('%s comment(s)', new PhutilNumber($comments));
       }
       if ($updates) {
-        $parts[] = pht('%d update(s)', $updates);
+        $parts[] = pht('%s update(s)', new PhutilNumber($updates));
       }
 
       if (count($parts) === 0) {
diff --git a/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffSizeFieldSpecification.php b/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffSizeFieldSpecification.php
--- a/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffSizeFieldSpecification.php
+++ b/src/applications/releeph/field/specification/ReleephDiffSizeFieldSpecification.php
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@
         $mr_changes['tests']['lines'],
         count($mr_changes['tests']['paths']));
       foreach ($mr_changes['tests']['paths'] as $mr_test_path) {
-        $test_blurb .= pht("%s\n", $mr_test_path);
+        $test_blurb .= sprintf("%s\n", $mr_test_path);
       }
 
       $test_tag = javelin_tag(
diff --git a/src/applications/releeph/query/ReleephBranchSearchEngine.php b/src/applications/releeph/query/ReleephBranchSearchEngine.php
--- a/src/applications/releeph/query/ReleephBranchSearchEngine.php
+++ b/src/applications/releeph/query/ReleephBranchSearchEngine.php
@@ -182,7 +182,9 @@
         $item->setStatusIcon('fa-code-fork orange');
         $item->addIcon(
           'fa-code-fork',
-          pht('%d Open Pull Request(s)', new PhutilNumber($open_count)));
+          pht(
+            '%s Open Pull Request(s)',
+            new PhutilNumber($open_count)));
       }
 
       $list->addItem($item);
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/daemon/PhabricatorRepositoryPullLocalDaemon.php b/src/applications/repository/daemon/PhabricatorRepositoryPullLocalDaemon.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/daemon/PhabricatorRepositoryPullLocalDaemon.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/daemon/PhabricatorRepositoryPullLocalDaemon.php
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@
           pht(
             'Not enough process slots to schedule the other %s '.
             'repository(s) for updates yet.',
-            new PhutilNumber(count($queue))));
+            phutil_count($queue)));
       }
 
       if ($futures) {
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementParentsWorkflow.php b/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementParentsWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementParentsWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementParentsWorkflow.php
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
       "%s\n",
       pht(
         'Found %s total commit(s); updating...',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($graph))));
+        phutil_count($graph)));
 
     $commit_table = id(new PhabricatorRepositoryCommit());
     $commit_table_name = $commit_table->getTableName();
diff --git a/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementReparseWorkflow.php b/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementReparseWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementReparseWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/repository/management/PhabricatorRepositoryManagementReparseWorkflow.php
@@ -264,7 +264,7 @@
         'tasks have been queued, you need to run Taskmaster daemons to '.
         'execute them.'."\n\n".
         "QUEUEING TASKS (%s Commits):",
-        new PhutilNumber(count($commits))));
+        phutil_count($commits)));
     }
 
     $progress = new PhutilConsoleProgressBar();
diff --git a/src/applications/subscriptions/herald/PhabricatorSubscriptionsHeraldAction.php b/src/applications/subscriptions/herald/PhabricatorSubscriptionsHeraldAction.php
--- a/src/applications/subscriptions/herald/PhabricatorSubscriptionsHeraldAction.php
+++ b/src/applications/subscriptions/herald/PhabricatorSubscriptionsHeraldAction.php
@@ -163,22 +163,22 @@
         return pht(
           'Declined to resubscribe %s target(s) because they previously '.
           'unsubscribed: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_AUTOSUBSCRIBED:
         return pht(
           '%s automatically subscribed target(s) were not affected: %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_SUBSCRIBED:
         return pht(
           'Added %s subscriber(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
       case self::DO_UNSUBSCRIBED:
         return pht(
           'Removed %s subscriber(s): %s.',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($data)),
+          phutil_count($data),
           $this->renderHandleList($data));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/system/management/PhabricatorSystemRemoveDestroyWorkflow.php b/src/applications/system/management/PhabricatorSystemRemoveDestroyWorkflow.php
--- a/src/applications/system/management/PhabricatorSystemRemoveDestroyWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/applications/system/management/PhabricatorSystemRemoveDestroyWorkflow.php
@@ -119,7 +119,7 @@
     $console->writeOut(
       pht(
         'These %s object(s) will be destroyed forever:',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($named_objects)))."\n\n");
+        phutil_count($named_objects))."\n\n");
 
     foreach ($named_objects as $object_name => $object) {
       $phid = $object->getPHID();
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@
       $ok = $console->confirm(
         pht(
           'Are you absolutely certain you want to destroy these %s object(s)?',
-          new PhutilNumber(count($named_objects))));
+          phutil_count($named_objects)));
       if (!$ok) {
         throw new PhutilArgumentUsageException(
           pht('Aborted, your objects are safe.'));
@@ -160,7 +160,7 @@
       "%s\n",
       pht(
         'Permanently destroyed %s object(s).',
-        new PhutilNumber(count($named_objects))));
+        phutil_count($named_objects)));
 
     return 0;
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/transactions/response/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionNoEffectResponse.php b/src/applications/transactions/response/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionNoEffectResponse.php
--- a/src/applications/transactions/response/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionNoEffectResponse.php
+++ b/src/applications/transactions/response/PhabricatorApplicationTransactionNoEffectResponse.php
@@ -32,16 +32,16 @@
     $only_empty_comment = (count($xactions) == 1) &&
       (head($xactions)->getTransactionType() == $type_comment);
 
-    $count = new PhutilNumber(count($xactions));
+    $count = phutil_count($xactions);
 
     if ($ex->hasAnyEffect()) {
-      $title = pht('%d Action(s) With No Effect', $count);
-      $head = pht('Some of your %d action(s) have no effect:', $count);
+      $title = pht('%s Action(s) With No Effect', $count);
+      $head = pht('Some of your %s action(s) have no effect:', $count);
       $tail = pht('Apply remaining actions?');
       $continue = pht('Apply Remaining Actions');
     } else if ($ex->hasComment()) {
       $title = pht('Post as Comment');
-      $head = pht('The %d action(s) you are taking have no effect:', $count);
+      $head = pht('The %s action(s) you are taking have no effect:', $count);
       $tail = pht('Do you want to post your comment anyway?');
       $continue = pht('Post Comment');
     } else if ($only_empty_comment) {
@@ -52,8 +52,8 @@
       $tail = null;
       $continue = null;
     } else {
-      $title = pht('%d Action(s) Have No Effect', $count);
-      $head = pht('The %d action(s) you are taking have no effect:', $count);
+      $title = pht('%s Action(s) Have No Effect', $count);
+      $head = pht('The %s action(s) you are taking have no effect:', $count);
       $tail = null;
       $continue = null;
     }
diff --git a/src/applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorApplicationTransaction.php b/src/applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorApplicationTransaction.php
--- a/src/applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorApplicationTransaction.php
+++ b/src/applications/transactions/storage/PhabricatorApplicationTransaction.php
@@ -710,19 +710,19 @@
           return $type_obj->getTransactionEditString(
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
             new PhutilNumber(count($add) + count($rem)),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+            phutil_count($add),
             $this->renderHandleList($add),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+            phutil_count($rem),
             $this->renderHandleList($rem));
         } else if ($add) {
           return $type_obj->getTransactionAddString(
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+            phutil_count($add),
             $this->renderHandleList($add));
         } else if ($rem) {
           return $type_obj->getTransactionRemoveString(
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+            phutil_count($rem),
             $this->renderHandleList($rem));
         } else {
           return $type_obj->getTransactionPreviewString(
@@ -871,21 +871,21 @@
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
             $this->renderHandleLink($object_phid),
             new PhutilNumber(count($add) + count($rem)),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+            phutil_count($add),
             $this->renderHandleList($add),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+            phutil_count($rem),
             $this->renderHandleList($rem));
         } else if ($add) {
           return $type_obj->getFeedAddString(
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
             $this->renderHandleLink($object_phid),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+            phutil_count($add),
             $this->renderHandleList($add));
         } else if ($rem) {
           return $type_obj->getFeedRemoveString(
             $this->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
             $this->renderHandleLink($object_phid),
-            new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+            phutil_count($rem),
             $this->renderHandleList($rem));
         } else {
           return pht(
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/customfield/standard/PhabricatorStandardCustomFieldPHIDs.php b/src/infrastructure/customfield/standard/PhabricatorStandardCustomFieldPHIDs.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/customfield/standard/PhabricatorStandardCustomFieldPHIDs.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/customfield/standard/PhabricatorStandardCustomFieldPHIDs.php
@@ -131,23 +131,23 @@
         '%s updated %s, added %d: %s.',
         $xaction->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
         $this->getFieldName(),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+        phutil_count($add),
         $xaction->renderHandleList($add));
     } else if ($rem && !$add) {
       return pht(
         '%s updated %s, removed %d: %s.',
         $xaction->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
         $this->getFieldName(),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+        phutil_count($rem),
         $xaction->renderHandleList($rem));
     } else {
       return pht(
         '%s updated %s, added %d: %s; removed %d: %s.',
         $xaction->renderHandleLink($author_phid),
         $this->getFieldName(),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($add)),
+        phutil_count($add),
         $xaction->renderHandleList($add),
-        new PhutilNumber(count($rem)),
+        phutil_count($rem),
         $xaction->renderHandleList($rem));
     }
   }
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/management/PhabricatorInternationalizationManagementExtractWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/management/PhabricatorInternationalizationManagementExtractWorkflow.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/management/PhabricatorInternationalizationManagementExtractWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/management/PhabricatorInternationalizationManagementExtractWorkflow.php
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 
     $console->writeOut(
       "%s\n",
-      pht('Found %s file(s)...', new PhutilNumber(count($futures))));
+      pht('Found %s file(s)...', phutil_count($futures)));
 
     $results = array();
 
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
       '%d path(s)' => array('%d path', '%d paths'),
       '%d diff(s)' => array('%d diff', '%d diffs'),
 
-      '%d Answer(s)' => array('%d Answer', '%d Answers'),
+      '%s Answer(s)' => array('%s Answer', '%s Answers'),
       'Show %d Comment(s)' => array('Show %d Comment', 'Show %d Comments'),
 
       '%s DIFF LINK(S)' => array('DIFF LINK', 'DIFF LINKS'),
@@ -114,17 +114,17 @@
         'This is a binary file. It is %s bytes in length.',
       ),
 
-      '%d Action(s) Have No Effect' => array(
+      '%s Action(s) Have No Effect' => array(
         'Action Has No Effect',
         'Actions Have No Effect',
       ),
 
-      '%d Action(s) With No Effect' => array(
+      '%s Action(s) With No Effect' => array(
         'Action With No Effect',
         'Actions With No Effect',
       ),
 
-      'Some of your %d action(s) have no effect:' => array(
+      'Some of your %s action(s) have no effect:' => array(
         'One of your actions has no effect:',
         'Some of your actions have no effect:',
       ),
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@
         'Apply Remaining Actions',
       ),
 
-      'The %d action(s) you are taking have no effect:' => array(
+      'The %s action(s) you are taking have no effect:' => array(
         'The action you are taking has no effect:',
         'The actions you are taking have no effect:',
       ),
@@ -550,9 +550,9 @@
         ),
       ),
 
-      '%d comment(s)' => array('%d comment', '%d comments'),
-      '%d rejection(s)' => array('%d rejection', '%d rejections'),
-      '%d update(s)' => array('%d update', '%d updates'),
+      '%s comment(s)' => array('%s comment', '%s comments'),
+      '%s rejection(s)' => array('%s rejection', '%s rejections'),
+      '%s update(s)' => array('%s update', '%s updates'),
 
       'This configuration value is defined in these %d '.
       'configuration source(s): %s.' => array(
@@ -562,9 +562,9 @@
         'configuration sources: %s.',
       ),
 
-      '%d Open Pull Request(s)' => array(
-        '%d Open Pull Request',
-        '%d Open Pull Requests',
+      '%s Open Pull Request(s)' => array(
+        '%s Open Pull Request',
+        '%s Open Pull Requests',
       ),
 
       'Stale (%s day(s))' => array(
@@ -1388,6 +1388,46 @@
         'Mail sent in the last %s days.',
       ),
 
+      'Found %s Open Resource(s)' => array(
+        'Found %s Open Resource',
+        'Found %s Open Resources',
+      ),
+
+      '%s Open Resource(s) Remain' => array(
+        '%s Open Resource Remain',
+        '%s Open Resources Remain',
+      ),
+
+      'Found %s Blueprint(s)' => array(
+        'Found %s Blueprint',
+        'Found %s Blueprints',
+      ),
+
+      '%s Blueprint(s) Can Allocate' => array(
+        '%s Blueprint Can Allocate',
+        '%s Blueprints Can Allocate',
+      ),
+
+      '%s Blueprint(s) Enabled' => array(
+        '%s Blueprint Enabled',
+        '%s Blueprints Enabled',
+      ),
+
+      '%s Day(s) Ago' => array(
+        '%s Day Ago',
+        '%s Days Ago',
+      ),
+
+      '%s Event(s)' => array(
+        '%s Event',
+        '%s Events',
+      ),
+
+      '%s Unit(s)' => array(
+        '%s Unit',
+        '%s Units',
+      ),
+
     );
   }
 
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/storage/management/workflow/PhabricatorStorageManagementWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/storage/management/workflow/PhabricatorStorageManagementWorkflow.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/storage/management/workflow/PhabricatorStorageManagementWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/storage/management/workflow/PhabricatorStorageManagementWorkflow.php
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
           "documentation.\n\n".
           "MySQL needs to copy table data to make some adjustments, so these ".
           "migrations may take some time.",
-          new PhutilNumber(count($adjustments))));
+          phutil_count($adjustments)));
 
       $prompt = pht('Fix these schema issues?');
       if (!phutil_console_confirm($prompt, $default_no = true)) {
diff --git a/src/view/phui/PHUIHeaderView.php b/src/view/phui/PHUIHeaderView.php
--- a/src/view/phui/PHUIHeaderView.php
+++ b/src/view/phui/PHUIHeaderView.php
@@ -128,7 +128,7 @@
     } else if ($age == 1) {
       $when = pht('Yesterday');
     } else {
-      $when = pht('%d Days Ago', $age);
+      $when = pht('%s Day(s) Ago', new PhutilNumber($age));
     }
 
     $this->setStatus('fa-clock-o bluegrey', null, pht('Updated %s', $when));