diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -356,7 +356,7 @@
     'rsrc/js/application/config/behavior-reorder-fields.js' => '14a827de',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/ConpherenceThreadManager.js' => '0a5192c4',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-durable-column.js' => '7ffa744f',
-    'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js' => 'eaf57226',
+    'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js' => 'e5826953',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-pontificate.js' => '21ba5861',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-quicksand-blacklist.js' => '7927a7d3',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-widget-pane.js' => '31b18ee7',
@@ -559,7 +559,7 @@
     'javelin-behavior-boards-dropdown' => '0ec56e1d',
     'javelin-behavior-choose-control' => '6153c708',
     'javelin-behavior-config-reorder-fields' => '14a827de',
-    'javelin-behavior-conpherence-menu' => 'eaf57226',
+    'javelin-behavior-conpherence-menu' => 'e5826953',
     'javelin-behavior-conpherence-pontificate' => '21ba5861',
     'javelin-behavior-conpherence-widget-pane' => '31b18ee7',
     'javelin-behavior-countdown-timer' => 'e4cc26b3',
@@ -1874,6 +1874,20 @@
       'javelin-workflow',
       'javelin-magical-init',
     ),
+    'e5826953' => array(
+      'javelin-behavior',
+      'javelin-dom',
+      'javelin-util',
+      'javelin-stratcom',
+      'javelin-workflow',
+      'javelin-behavior-device',
+      'javelin-history',
+      'javelin-vector',
+      'javelin-scrollbar',
+      'phabricator-title',
+      'phabricator-shaped-request',
+      'conpherence-thread-manager',
+    ),
     'e58bf807' => array(
       'javelin-behavior',
       'javelin-util',
@@ -1909,20 +1923,6 @@
       'phabricator-phtize',
       'javelin-dom',
     ),
-    'eaf57226' => array(
-      'javelin-behavior',
-      'javelin-dom',
-      'javelin-util',
-      'javelin-stratcom',
-      'javelin-workflow',
-      'javelin-behavior-device',
-      'javelin-history',
-      'javelin-vector',
-      'javelin-scrollbar',
-      'phabricator-title',
-      'phabricator-shaped-request',
-      'conpherence-thread-manager',
-    ),
     'efe49472' => array(
       'javelin-install',
       'javelin-util',
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -258,6 +258,7 @@
     'ConpherenceThreadListView' => 'applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceThreadListView.php',
     'ConpherenceThreadMailReceiver' => 'applications/conpherence/mail/ConpherenceThreadMailReceiver.php',
     'ConpherenceThreadQuery' => 'applications/conpherence/query/ConpherenceThreadQuery.php',
+    'ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule' => 'applications/conpherence/remarkup/ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule.php',
     'ConpherenceThreadSearchEngine' => 'applications/conpherence/query/ConpherenceThreadSearchEngine.php',
     'ConpherenceThreadTestCase' => 'applications/conpherence/__tests__/ConpherenceThreadTestCase.php',
     'ConpherenceTransaction' => 'applications/conpherence/storage/ConpherenceTransaction.php',
@@ -3451,6 +3452,7 @@
     'ConpherenceThreadListView' => 'AphrontView',
     'ConpherenceThreadMailReceiver' => 'PhabricatorObjectMailReceiver',
     'ConpherenceThreadQuery' => 'PhabricatorCursorPagedPolicyAwareQuery',
+    'ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule' => 'PhabricatorObjectRemarkupRule',
     'ConpherenceThreadSearchEngine' => 'PhabricatorApplicationSearchEngine',
     'ConpherenceThreadTestCase' => 'ConpherenceTestCase',
     'ConpherenceTransaction' => 'PhabricatorApplicationTransaction',
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/application/PhabricatorConpherenceApplication.php b/src/applications/conpherence/application/PhabricatorConpherenceApplication.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/application/PhabricatorConpherenceApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/application/PhabricatorConpherenceApplication.php
@@ -22,6 +22,12 @@
     return "\xE2\x9C\x86";
   }
 
+  public function getRemarkupRules() {
+    return array(
+      new ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule(),
+    );
+  }
+
   public function getEventListeners() {
     return array(
       new ConpherenceHovercardEventListener(),
@@ -30,6 +36,7 @@
 
   public function getRoutes() {
     return array(
+      '/Z(?P<id>[1-9]\d*)'         => 'ConpherenceViewController',
       '/conpherence/' => array(
         ''                         => 'ConpherenceListController',
         'thread/(?P<id>[1-9]\d*)/' => 'ConpherenceListController',
@@ -62,6 +69,7 @@
   public function getQuicksandURIPatternBlacklist() {
     return array(
       '/conpherence/.*',
+      '/Z\d+',
     );
   }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/phid/PhabricatorConpherenceThreadPHIDType.php b/src/applications/conpherence/phid/PhabricatorConpherenceThreadPHIDType.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/phid/PhabricatorConpherenceThreadPHIDType.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/phid/PhabricatorConpherenceThreadPHIDType.php
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
       $data = $thread->getDisplayData($query->getViewer());
       $handle->setName($data['title']);
       $handle->setFullName($data['title']);
-      $handle->setURI('/conpherence/'.$thread->getID().'/');
+      $handle->setURI('/'.$thread->getMonogram());
     }
   }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/remarkup/ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule.php b/src/applications/conpherence/remarkup/ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/remarkup/ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule.php
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+<?php
+
+final class ConpherenceThreadRemarkupRule
+  extends PhabricatorObjectRemarkupRule {
+
+  protected function getObjectNamePrefix() {
+    return 'Z';
+  }
+
+  protected function loadObjects(array $ids) {
+    $viewer = $this->getEngine()->getConfig('viewer');
+    $threads = id(new ConpherenceThreadQuery())
+      ->setViewer($viewer)
+      ->withIDs($ids)
+      ->execute();
+    return mpull($threads, null, 'getID');
+  }
+
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceDurableColumnView.php b/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceDurableColumnView.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceDurableColumnView.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceDurableColumnView.php
@@ -408,7 +408,7 @@
       array(
         'name' => pht('View in Conpherence'),
         'disabled' => false,
-        'href' => '/conpherence/'.$conpherence->getID().'/',
+        'href' => '/'.$conpherence->getMonogram(),
         'icon' => 'fa-comments',
         'key' => 'go_conpherence',
       ),
diff --git a/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceThreadListView.php b/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceThreadListView.php
--- a/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceThreadListView.php
+++ b/src/applications/conpherence/view/ConpherenceThreadListView.php
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 
     $user = $this->getUser();
 
-    $uri = $this->baseURI.$thread->getID().'/';
+    $uri = '/'.$thread->getMonogram();
     $data = $thread->getDisplayData($user);
     $icon = null;
     if ($thread->getIsRoom()) {
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js b/webroot/rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js
--- a/webroot/rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js
@@ -155,11 +155,8 @@
   }
 
   function updatePageData(data) {
-    var uri_suffix = _thread.selected + '/';
-    if (data.use_base_uri) {
-      uri_suffix = '';
-    }
-    JX.History.replace(config.baseURI + uri_suffix);
+    var uri = '/Z' + _thread.selected;
+    JX.History.replace(uri);
     if (data.title) {
       JX.Title.setTitle(data.title);
     } else if (_thread.node) {