diff --git a/src/applications/base/controller/PhabricatorController.php b/src/applications/base/controller/PhabricatorController.php
--- a/src/applications/base/controller/PhabricatorController.php
+++ b/src/applications/base/controller/PhabricatorController.php
@@ -426,20 +426,6 @@
     return $response;
   }
 
-  protected function getHandle($phid) {
-    if (empty($this->handles[$phid])) {
-      throw new Exception(
-        "Attempting to access handle which wasn't loaded: {$phid}");
-    }
-    return $this->handles[$phid];
-  }
-
-  protected function loadHandles(array $phids) {
-    $phids = array_filter($phids);
-    $this->handles = $this->loadViewerHandles($phids);
-    return $this;
-  }
-
   protected function loadViewerHandles(array $phids) {
     return id(new PhabricatorHandleQuery())
       ->setViewer($this->getRequest()->getUser())
diff --git a/src/applications/countdown/controller/PhabricatorCountdownViewController.php b/src/applications/countdown/controller/PhabricatorCountdownViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/countdown/controller/PhabricatorCountdownViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/countdown/controller/PhabricatorCountdownViewController.php
@@ -101,7 +101,6 @@
     PhabricatorActionListView $actions) {
 
     $viewer = $this->getViewer();
-    $handles = $viewer->loadHandles(array($countdown->getAuthorPHID()));
 
     $view = id(new PHUIPropertyListView())
       ->setUser($viewer)
@@ -109,7 +108,7 @@
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Author'),
-      $handles[$countdown->getAuthorPHID()]->renderLink());
+      $viewer->renderHandle($countdown->getAuthorPHID()));
 
     return $view;
   }
diff --git a/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardInstallController.php b/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardInstallController.php
--- a/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardInstallController.php
+++ b/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardInstallController.php
@@ -50,11 +50,6 @@
       'applicationClass',
       'PhabricatorHomeApplication');
 
-    $handles = $this->loadHandles(array(
-      $object_phid,
-      $installer_phid,
-    ));
-
     if ($request->isFormPost()) {
       $dashboard_install = id(new PhabricatorDashboardInstall())
         ->loadOneWhere(
@@ -121,7 +116,7 @@
               phutil_tag(
                 'strong',
                 array(),
-                $this->getHandle($object_phid)->getName())));
+                $viewer->renderHandle($object_phid))));
         }
         break;
       default:
diff --git a/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardUninstallController.php b/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardUninstallController.php
--- a/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardUninstallController.php
+++ b/src/applications/dashboard/controller/PhabricatorDashboardUninstallController.php
@@ -53,7 +53,6 @@
     }
 
     $installer_phid = $viewer->getPHID();
-    $handles = $this->loadHandles(array($object_phid, $installer_phid));
 
     if ($request->isFormPost()) {
       $dashboard_install->delete();
@@ -83,6 +82,8 @@
     $object_phid,
     $installer_phid) {
 
+    $viewer = $this->getViewer();
+
     $body = array();
     switch ($application_class) {
       case 'PhabricatorHomeApplication':
@@ -106,7 +107,7 @@
             pht(
               'Are you sure you want to uninstall this dashboard as the home '.
               'page for %s?',
-              $this->getHandle($object_phid)->getName()));
+              $viewer->renderHandle($object_phid)));
         }
         break;
     }
diff --git a/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionCommitController.php b/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionCommitController.php
--- a/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionCommitController.php
+++ b/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionCommitController.php
@@ -1021,9 +1021,7 @@
 
   private function renderAuditStatusView(array $audit_requests) {
     assert_instances_of($audit_requests, 'PhabricatorRepositoryAuditRequest');
-
-    $phids = mpull($audit_requests, 'getAuditorPHID');
-    $this->loadHandles($phids);
+    $viewer = $this->getViewer();
 
     $authority_map = array_fill_keys($this->auditAuthorityPHIDs, true);
 
@@ -1043,7 +1041,7 @@
       $item->setNote($note);
 
       $auditor_phid = $request->getAuditorPHID();
-      $target = $this->getHandle($auditor_phid)->renderLink();
+      $target = $viewer->renderHandle($auditor_phid);
       $item->setTarget($target);
 
       if (isset($authority_map[$auditor_phid])) {
diff --git a/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionPushEventViewController.php b/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionPushEventViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionPushEventViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/diffusion/controller/DiffusionPushEventViewController.php
@@ -70,9 +70,6 @@
 
   private function buildPropertyList(PhabricatorRepositoryPushEvent $event) {
     $viewer = $this->getRequest()->getUser();
-
-    $this->loadHandles(array($event->getPusherPHID()));
-
     $view = new PHUIPropertyListView();
 
     $view->addProperty(
@@ -81,7 +78,7 @@
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Pushed By'),
-      $this->getHandle($event->getPusherPHID())->renderLink());
+      $viewer->renderHandle($event->getPusherPHID()));
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Pushed Via'),
diff --git a/src/applications/fund/controller/FundInitiativeViewController.php b/src/applications/fund/controller/FundInitiativeViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/fund/controller/FundInitiativeViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/fund/controller/FundInitiativeViewController.php
@@ -87,19 +87,14 @@
 
     $owner_phid = $initiative->getOwnerPHID();
     $merchant_phid = $initiative->getMerchantPHID();
-    $this->loadHandles(
-      array(
-        $owner_phid,
-        $merchant_phid,
-      ));
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Owner'),
-      $this->getHandle($owner_phid)->renderLink());
+      $viewer->renderHandle($owner_phid));
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Payable to Merchant'),
-      $this->getHandle($merchant_phid)->renderLink());
+      $viewer->renderHandle($merchant_phid));
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Total Funding'),
diff --git a/src/applications/herald/controller/HeraldRuleViewController.php b/src/applications/herald/controller/HeraldRuleViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/herald/controller/HeraldRuleViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/herald/controller/HeraldRuleViewController.php
@@ -115,8 +115,6 @@
 
     $viewer = $this->getRequest()->getUser();
 
-    $handles = $viewer->loadHandles(HeraldAdapter::getHandlePHIDs($rule));
-
     $view = id(new PHUIPropertyListView())
       ->setUser($viewer)
       ->setObject($rule)
@@ -129,10 +127,9 @@
     if ($rule->isPersonalRule()) {
       $view->addProperty(
         pht('Author'),
-        $this->getHandle($rule->getAuthorPHID())->renderLink());
+        $viewer->renderHandle($rule->getAuthorPHID()));
     }
 
-
     $adapter = HeraldAdapter::getAdapterForContentType($rule->getContentType());
     if ($adapter) {
       $view->addProperty(
@@ -144,7 +141,7 @@
       if ($rule->isObjectRule()) {
         $view->addProperty(
           pht('Trigger Object'),
-          $this->getHandle($rule->getTriggerObjectPHID())->renderLink());
+          $viewer->renderHandle($rule->getTriggerObjectPHID()));
       }
 
       $view->invokeWillRenderEvent();
@@ -153,6 +150,7 @@
         pht('Rule Description'),
         PHUIPropertyListView::ICON_SUMMARY);
 
+      $handles = $viewer->loadHandles(HeraldAdapter::getHandlePHIDs($rule));
       $view->addTextContent($adapter->renderRuleAsText($rule, $handles));
     }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/legalpad/controller/LegalpadDocumentManageController.php b/src/applications/legalpad/controller/LegalpadDocumentManageController.php
--- a/src/applications/legalpad/controller/LegalpadDocumentManageController.php
+++ b/src/applications/legalpad/controller/LegalpadDocumentManageController.php
@@ -33,15 +33,6 @@
       $document->getPHID());
 
     $document_body = $document->getDocumentBody();
-    $phids = array();
-    $phids[] = $document_body->getCreatorPHID();
-    foreach ($subscribers as $subscriber) {
-      $phids[] = $subscriber;
-    }
-    foreach ($document->getContributors() as $contributor) {
-      $phids[] = $contributor;
-    }
-    $this->loadHandles($phids);
 
     $engine = id(new PhabricatorMarkupEngine())
       ->setViewer($user);
@@ -167,21 +158,19 @@
 
     $properties->addProperty(
       pht('Updated By'),
-      $this->getHandle(
-        $document->getDocumentBody()->getCreatorPHID())->renderLink());
+      $user->renderHandle($document->getDocumentBody()->getCreatorPHID()));
 
     $properties->addProperty(
       pht('Versions'),
       $document->getVersions());
 
-    $contributor_view = array();
-    foreach ($document->getContributors() as $contributor) {
-      $contributor_view[] = $this->getHandle($contributor)->renderLink();
+    if ($document->getContributors()) {
+      $properties->addProperty(
+        pht('Contributors'),
+        $user
+          ->renderHandleList($document->getContributors())
+          ->setAsInline(true));
     }
-    $contributor_view = phutil_implode_html(', ', $contributor_view);
-    $properties->addProperty(
-      pht('Contributors'),
-      $contributor_view);
 
     $properties->invokeWillRenderEvent();
 
diff --git a/src/applications/macro/controller/PhabricatorMacroViewController.php b/src/applications/macro/controller/PhabricatorMacroViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/macro/controller/PhabricatorMacroViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/macro/controller/PhabricatorMacroViewController.php
@@ -150,6 +150,7 @@
   private function buildPropertyView(
     PhabricatorFileImageMacro $macro,
     PhabricatorActionListView $actions) {
+    $viewer = $this->getViewer();
 
     $view = id(new PHUIPropertyListView())
       ->setUser($this->getRequest()->getUser())
@@ -167,10 +168,9 @@
 
     $audio_phid = $macro->getAudioPHID();
     if ($audio_phid) {
-      $this->loadHandles(array($audio_phid));
       $view->addProperty(
         pht('Audio'),
-        $this->getHandle($audio_phid)->renderLink());
+        $viewer->renderHandle($audio_phid));
     }
 
     $view->invokeWillRenderEvent();
diff --git a/src/applications/paste/controller/PhabricatorPasteViewController.php b/src/applications/paste/controller/PhabricatorPasteViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/paste/controller/PhabricatorPasteViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/paste/controller/PhabricatorPasteViewController.php
@@ -58,14 +58,6 @@
       ->execute();
     $fork_phids = mpull($forks, 'getPHID');
 
-    $this->loadHandles(
-      array_merge(
-        array(
-          $paste->getAuthorPHID(),
-          $paste->getParentPHID(),
-        ),
-        $fork_phids));
-
     $header = $this->buildHeaderView($paste);
     $actions = $this->buildActionView($user, $paste, $file);
     $properties = $this->buildPropertyView($paste, $fork_phids, $actions);
diff --git a/src/applications/phame/controller/PhameController.php b/src/applications/phame/controller/PhameController.php
--- a/src/applications/phame/controller/PhameController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phame/controller/PhameController.php
@@ -33,16 +33,24 @@
     $nodata) {
     assert_instances_of($posts, 'PhamePost');
 
-    $stories = array();
+    $handle_phids = array();
+    foreach ($posts as $post) {
+      $handle_phids[] = $post->getBloggerPHID();
+      if ($post->getBlog()) {
+        $handle_phids[] = $post->getBlog()->getPHID();
+      }
+    }
+    $handles = $viewer->loadHandles($handle_phids);
 
+    $stories = array();
     foreach ($posts as $post) {
-      $blogger = $this->getHandle($post->getBloggerPHID())->renderLink();
-      $blogger_uri = $this->getHandle($post->getBloggerPHID())->getURI();
-      $blogger_image = $this->getHandle($post->getBloggerPHID())->getImageURI();
+      $blogger = $handles[$post->getBloggerPHID()]->renderLink();
+      $blogger_uri = $handles[$post->getBloggerPHID()]->getURI();
+      $blogger_image = $handles[$post->getBloggerPHID()]->getImageURI();
 
       $blog = null;
       if ($post->getBlog()) {
-        $blog = $this->getHandle($post->getBlog()->getPHID())->renderLink();
+        $blog = $handles[$post->getBlog()->getPHID()]->renderLink();
       }
 
       $phame_post = '';
diff --git a/src/applications/phame/controller/blog/PhameBlogViewController.php b/src/applications/phame/controller/blog/PhameBlogViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/phame/controller/blog/PhameBlogViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phame/controller/blog/PhameBlogViewController.php
@@ -35,11 +35,6 @@
       ->setUser($user)
       ->setPolicyObject($blog);
 
-    $handle_phids = array_merge(
-      mpull($posts, 'getBloggerPHID'),
-      mpull($posts, 'getBlogPHID'));
-    $this->loadHandles($handle_phids);
-
     $actions = $this->renderActions($blog, $user);
     $properties = $this->renderProperties($blog, $user, $actions);
     $post_list = $this->renderPostList(
diff --git a/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostListController.php b/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostListController.php
--- a/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostListController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostListController.php
@@ -62,11 +62,6 @@
 
     $posts = $query->executeWithCursorPager($pager);
 
-    $handle_phids = array_merge(
-      mpull($posts, 'getBloggerPHID'),
-      mpull($posts, 'getBlogPHID'));
-    $this->loadHandles($handle_phids);
-
     require_celerity_resource('phame-css');
     $post_list = $this->renderPostList($posts, $user, $nodata);
     $post_list = id(new PHUIBoxView())
diff --git a/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostViewController.php b/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phame/controller/post/PhamePostViewController.php
@@ -23,11 +23,6 @@
 
     $nav = $this->renderSideNavFilterView();
 
-    $this->loadHandles(
-      array(
-        $post->getBlogPHID(),
-        $post->getBloggerPHID(),
-      ));
     $actions = $this->renderActions($post, $user);
     $properties = $this->renderProperties($post, $user, $actions);
 
@@ -168,13 +163,11 @@
 
     $properties->addProperty(
       pht('Blog'),
-      $post->getBlogPHID()
-        ? $this->getHandle($post->getBlogPHID())->renderLink()
-        : null);
+      $user->renderHandle($post->getBlogPHID()));
 
     $properties->addProperty(
       pht('Blogger'),
-      $this->getHandle($post->getBloggerPHID())->renderLink());
+      $user->renderHandle($post->getBloggerPHID()));
 
     $properties->addProperty(
       pht('Published'),
diff --git a/src/applications/phortune/controller/PhortuneAccountListController.php b/src/applications/phortune/controller/PhortuneAccountListController.php
--- a/src/applications/phortune/controller/PhortuneAccountListController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phortune/controller/PhortuneAccountListController.php
@@ -35,7 +35,6 @@
           'accounts are used to make purchases.'));
 
     foreach ($accounts as $account) {
-      $this->loadHandles($account->getMemberPHIDs());
       $item = id(new PHUIObjectItemView())
         ->setObjectName(pht('Account %d', $account->getID()))
         ->setHeader($account->getName())
diff --git a/src/applications/phriction/controller/PhrictionDocumentController.php b/src/applications/phriction/controller/PhrictionDocumentController.php
--- a/src/applications/phriction/controller/PhrictionDocumentController.php
+++ b/src/applications/phriction/controller/PhrictionDocumentController.php
@@ -250,13 +250,9 @@
       ->setUser($viewer)
       ->setObject($document);
 
-    $phids = array($content->getAuthorPHID());
-
-    $this->loadHandles($phids);
-
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Last Author'),
-      $this->getHandle($content->getAuthorPHID())->renderLink());
+      $viewer->renderHandle($content->getAuthorPHID()));
 
     $age = time() - $content->getDateCreated();
     $age = floor($age / (60 * 60 * 24));
diff --git a/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php b/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php
--- a/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php
+++ b/src/applications/ponder/controller/PonderQuestionViewController.php
@@ -141,15 +141,13 @@
       ->setObject($question)
       ->setActionList($actions);
 
-    $this->loadHandles(array($question->getAuthorPHID()));
-
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Status'),
       PonderQuestionStatus::getQuestionStatusFullName($question->getStatus()));
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Author'),
-      $this->getHandle($question->getAuthorPHID())->renderLink());
+      $viewer->renderHandle($question->getAuthorPHID()));
 
     $view->addProperty(
       pht('Created'),
@@ -221,9 +219,6 @@
 
     $out = array();
 
-    $phids = mpull($answers, 'getAuthorPHID');
-    $this->loadHandles($phids);
-
     $xactions = id(new PonderAnswerTransactionQuery())
       ->setViewer($viewer)
       ->withTransactionTypes(array(PhabricatorTransactions::TYPE_COMMENT))
@@ -253,7 +248,7 @@
       $out[] = id(new PhabricatorAnchorView())
         ->setAnchorName("A$id");
       $header = id(new PHUIHeaderView())
-        ->setHeader($this->getHandle($author_phid)->getFullName());
+        ->setHeader($viewer->renderHandle($author_phid));
 
       $actions = $this->buildAnswerActions($answer);
       $properties = $this->buildAnswerProperties($answer, $actions);