diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -5889,12 +5889,13 @@
     'PhabricatorWorkerTrigger' => array(
       'PhabricatorWorkerDAO',
       'PhabricatorDestructibleInterface',
+      'PhabricatorPolicyInterface',
     ),
     'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerEvent' => 'PhabricatorWorkerDAO',
     'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementFireWorkflow' => 'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementWorkflow',
     'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementWorkflow' => 'PhabricatorManagementWorkflow',
     'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerPHIDType' => 'PhabricatorPHIDType',
-    'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery' => 'PhabricatorOffsetPagedQuery',
+    'PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery' => 'PhabricatorPolicyAwareQuery',
     'PhabricatorWorkerYieldException' => 'Exception',
     'PhabricatorWorkingCopyDiscoveryTestCase' => 'PhabricatorWorkingCopyTestCase',
     'PhabricatorWorkingCopyPullTestCase' => 'PhabricatorWorkingCopyTestCase',
diff --git a/src/applications/daemon/controller/PhabricatorDaemonConsoleController.php b/src/applications/daemon/controller/PhabricatorDaemonConsoleController.php
--- a/src/applications/daemon/controller/PhabricatorDaemonConsoleController.php
+++ b/src/applications/daemon/controller/PhabricatorDaemonConsoleController.php
@@ -3,9 +3,8 @@
 final class PhabricatorDaemonConsoleController
   extends PhabricatorDaemonController {
 
-  public function processRequest() {
-    $request = $this->getRequest();
-    $user = $request->getUser();
+  public function handleRequest(AphrontRequest $request) {
+    $viewer = $this->getViewer();
 
     $window_start = (time() - (60 * 15));
 
@@ -71,7 +70,7 @@
     }
 
     $logs = id(new PhabricatorDaemonLogQuery())
-      ->setViewer($user)
+      ->setViewer($viewer)
       ->withStatus(PhabricatorDaemonLogQuery::STATUS_ALIVE)
       ->setAllowStatusWrites(true)
       ->execute();
@@ -123,7 +122,7 @@
     $completed_panel->appendChild($completed_table);
 
     $daemon_table = new PhabricatorDaemonLogListView();
-    $daemon_table->setUser($user);
+    $daemon_table->setUser($viewer);
     $daemon_table->setDaemonLogs($logs);
 
     $daemon_panel = new PHUIObjectBoxView();
@@ -190,6 +189,7 @@
           ->setNoDataString(pht('Task queue is empty.')));
 
     $triggers = id(new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery())
+      ->setViewer($viewer)
       ->setOrder(PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery::ORDER_EXECUTION)
       ->needEvents(true)
       ->setLimit(10)
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/PhabricatorTriggerDaemon.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/PhabricatorTriggerDaemon.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/PhabricatorTriggerDaemon.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/PhabricatorTriggerDaemon.php
@@ -102,6 +102,7 @@
     $limit = 100;
 
     $query = id(new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery())
+      ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
       ->withVersionBetween($cursor, null)
       ->setOrder(PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery::ORDER_VERSION)
       ->needEvents(true)
@@ -183,6 +184,7 @@
     $now = PhabricatorTime::getNow();
 
     $triggers = id(new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery())
+      ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
       ->setOrder(PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery::ORDER_EXECUTION)
       ->withNextEventBetween(null, $now)
       ->needEvents(true)
@@ -249,6 +251,7 @@
     $sleep = 60;
 
     $next_triggers = id(new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery())
+      ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
       ->setOrder(PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery::ORDER_EXECUTION)
       ->setLimit(1)
       ->needEvents(true)
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/management/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/management/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementWorkflow.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/management/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementWorkflow.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/management/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerManagementWorkflow.php
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
     }
 
     $triggers = id(new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery())
+      ->setViewer($this->getViewer())
       ->withIDs($ids)
       ->needEvents(true)
       ->execute();
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/phid/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerPHIDType.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/phid/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerPHIDType.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/phid/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerPHIDType.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/phid/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerPHIDType.php
@@ -9,19 +9,15 @@
   }
 
   public function newObject() {
-    return new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerPHIDType();
+    return new PhabricatorWorkerTrigger();
   }
 
   protected function buildQueryForObjects(
     PhabricatorObjectQuery $query,
     array $phids) {
 
-    // TODO: Maybe straighten this out eventually, but these aren't policy
-    // objects and don't have an applicable query which we can return here.
-    // Since we should never call this normally, just leave it stubbed for
-    // now.
-
-    throw new PhutilMethodNotImplementedException();
+    return id(new PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery())
+      ->withPHIDs($phids);
   }
 
   public function loadHandles(
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/query/PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery.php
@@ -1,7 +1,11 @@
 <?php
 
 final class PhabricatorWorkerTriggerQuery
-  extends PhabricatorOffsetPagedQuery {
+  extends PhabricatorPolicyAwareQuery {
+
+  // NOTE: This is a PolicyAware query so it can work with other infrastructure
+  // like handles; triggers themselves are low-level and do not have
+  // meaninguful policies.
 
   const ORDER_ID = 'id';
   const ORDER_EXECUTION = 'execution';
@@ -17,6 +21,10 @@
   private $needEvents;
   private $order = self::ORDER_ID;
 
+  public function getQueryApplicationClass() {
+    return null;
+  }
+
   public function withIDs(array $ids) {
     $this->ids = $ids;
     return $this;
@@ -59,7 +67,13 @@
     return $this;
   }
 
-  public function execute() {
+  public function nextPage(array $page) {
+    // NOTE: We don't implement paging because we don't currently ever need
+    // it and paging ORDER_EXCUTION is a hassle.
+    throw new PhutilMethodNotImplementedException();
+  }
+
+  public function loadPage() {
     $task_table = new PhabricatorWorkerTrigger();
 
     $conn_r = $task_table->establishConnection('r');
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/storage/PhabricatorWorkerTrigger.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/storage/PhabricatorWorkerTrigger.php
--- a/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/storage/PhabricatorWorkerTrigger.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/workers/storage/PhabricatorWorkerTrigger.php
@@ -3,7 +3,8 @@
 final class PhabricatorWorkerTrigger
   extends PhabricatorWorkerDAO
   implements
-    PhabricatorDestructibleInterface {
+    PhabricatorDestructibleInterface,
+    PhabricatorPolicyInterface {
 
   protected $triggerVersion;
   protected $clockClass;
@@ -143,7 +144,7 @@
     // gymnastics, so don't bother trying to get it totally correct for now.
 
     if ($this->getEvent()) {
-      return $this->getEvent()->getNextEpoch();
+      return $this->getEvent()->getNextEventEpoch();
     } else {
       return $this->getNextEventEpoch(null, $is_reschedule = false);
     }
@@ -167,4 +168,30 @@
     $this->saveTransaction();
   }
 
+
+/* -(  PhabricatorPolicyInterface  )----------------------------------------- */
+
+
+  // NOTE: Triggers are low-level infrastructure and do not have real
+  // policies, but implementing the policy interface allows us to use
+  // infrastructure like handles.
+
+  public function getCapabilities() {
+    return array(
+      PhabricatorPolicyCapability::CAN_VIEW,
+    );
+  }
+
+  public function getPolicy($capability) {
+    return PhabricatorPolicies::getMostOpenPolicy();
+  }
+
+  public function hasAutomaticCapability($capability, PhabricatorUser $viewer) {
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function describeAutomaticCapability($capability) {
+    return null;
+  }
+
 }