diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -1720,7 +1720,6 @@
     'PhabricatorFeedStoryPhriction' => 'applications/feed/story/PhabricatorFeedStoryPhriction.php',
     'PhabricatorFeedStoryPublisher' => 'applications/feed/PhabricatorFeedStoryPublisher.php',
     'PhabricatorFeedStoryReference' => 'applications/feed/storage/PhabricatorFeedStoryReference.php',
-    'PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus' => 'applications/feed/story/PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus.php',
     'PhabricatorFile' => 'applications/files/storage/PhabricatorFile.php',
     'PhabricatorFileBundleLoader' => 'applications/files/query/PhabricatorFileBundleLoader.php',
     'PhabricatorFileCommentController' => 'applications/files/controller/PhabricatorFileCommentController.php',
@@ -4895,7 +4894,6 @@
     'PhabricatorFeedStoryNotification' => 'PhabricatorFeedDAO',
     'PhabricatorFeedStoryPhriction' => 'PhabricatorFeedStory',
     'PhabricatorFeedStoryReference' => 'PhabricatorFeedDAO',
-    'PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus' => 'PhabricatorFeedStory',
     'PhabricatorFile' => array(
       'PhabricatorFileDAO',
       'PhabricatorApplicationTransactionInterface',
diff --git a/src/applications/feed/story/PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus.php b/src/applications/feed/story/PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus.php
deleted file mode 100644
--- a/src/applications/feed/story/PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,36 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorFeedStoryStatus extends PhabricatorFeedStory {
-
-  public function getPrimaryObjectPHID() {
-    return $this->getAuthorPHID();
-  }
-
-  public function renderView() {
-    $data = $this->getStoryData();
-
-    $author_phid = $data->getAuthorPHID();
-
-    $view = $this->newStoryView();
-    $view->setAppIcon('calendar-dark');
-
-    $view->setTitle($this->linkTo($author_phid));
-    $view->setImage($this->getHandle($author_phid)->getImageURI());
-
-    $content = $this->renderSummary($data->getValue('content'), $len = null);
-    $view->appendChild($content);
-
-    return $view;
-  }
-
-  public function renderText() {
-    $author_handle = $this->getHandle($this->getPrimaryObjectPHID());
-    $author_name = $author_handle->getLinkName();
-    $author_uri = PhabricatorEnv::getURI($author_handle->getURI());
-
-    $text = pht('% updated their status %s', $author_name, $author_uri);
-
-    return $text;
-  }
-
-}