diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -635,6 +635,7 @@
     'DrydockSFTPFilesystemInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/filesystem/DrydockSFTPFilesystemInterface.php',
     'DrydockSSHCommandInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockSSHCommandInterface.php',
     'DrydockWebrootInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/webroot/DrydockWebrootInterface.php',
+    'DrydockWinRMCommandInterface' => 'applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockWinRMCommandInterface.php',
     'DrydockWorkingCopyBlueprintImplementation' => 'applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockWorkingCopyBlueprintImplementation.php',
     'FeedConduitAPIMethod' => 'applications/feed/conduit/FeedConduitAPIMethod.php',
     'FeedPublishConduitAPIMethod' => 'applications/feed/conduit/FeedPublishConduitAPIMethod.php',
@@ -3429,6 +3430,7 @@
     'DrydockSFTPFilesystemInterface' => 'DrydockFilesystemInterface',
     'DrydockSSHCommandInterface' => 'DrydockCommandInterface',
     'DrydockWebrootInterface' => 'DrydockInterface',
+    'DrydockWinRMCommandInterface' => 'DrydockCommandInterface',
     'DrydockWorkingCopyBlueprintImplementation' => 'DrydockBlueprintImplementation',
     'FeedConduitAPIMethod' => 'ConduitAPIMethod',
     'FeedPublishConduitAPIMethod' => 'FeedConduitAPIMethod',
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockPreallocatedHostBlueprintImplementation.php b/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockPreallocatedHostBlueprintImplementation.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockPreallocatedHostBlueprintImplementation.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/blueprint/DrydockPreallocatedHostBlueprintImplementation.php
@@ -75,19 +75,7 @@
     $full_path = $base_path.$separator.$lease_id;
 
     $cmd = $lease->getInterface('command');
-
-    if ($v_platform !== 'windows') {
-      $cmd->execx('mkdir %s', $full_path);
-    } else {
-      // Windows is terrible. The mkdir command doesn't even support putting
-      // the path in quotes. IN QUOTES. ARGUHRGHUGHHGG!! Do some terribly
-      // inaccurate sanity checking since we can't safely escape the path.
-      if (preg_match('/^[A-Z]\\:\\\\[a-zA-Z0-9\\\\\\ ]/', $full_path) === 0) {
-        throw new Exception(
-          'Unsafe path detected for Windows platform: "'.$full_path.'".');
-      }
-      $cmd->execx('mkdir %C', $full_path);
-    }
+    $cmd->execx('mkdir %s', $full_path);
 
     $lease->setAttribute('path', $full_path);
   }
@@ -103,7 +91,12 @@
 
     switch ($type) {
       case 'command':
-        return id(new DrydockSSHCommandInterface())
+        $interface = new DrydockSSHCommandInterface();
+        if ($resource->getAttribute('platform') === 'windows') {
+          $interface = new DrydockWinRMCommandInterface();
+        }
+
+        return $interface
           ->setConfiguration(array(
             'host' => $resource->getAttribute('host'),
             'port' => $resource->getAttribute('port'),
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockSSHCommandInterface.php b/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockSSHCommandInterface.php
--- a/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockSSHCommandInterface.php
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockSSHCommandInterface.php
@@ -36,45 +36,10 @@
 
     $argv = func_get_args();
 
-    if ($this->getConfig('platform') === 'windows') {
-      // Handle Windows by executing the command under PowerShell.
-      $command = id(new PhutilCommandString($argv))
-        ->setEscapingMode(PhutilCommandString::MODE_POWERSHELL);
+    // Handle UNIX by executing under the native shell.
+    $argv = $this->applyWorkingDirectoryToArgv($argv);
 
-      $change_directory = '';
-      if ($this->getWorkingDirectory() !== null) {
-        $change_directory .= 'cd '.$this->getWorkingDirectory();
-      }
-
-      $script = <<<EOF
-$change_directory
-$command
-if (\$LastExitCode -ne 0) {
-  exit \$LastExitCode
-}
-EOF;
-
-      // When Microsoft says "Unicode" they don't mean UTF-8.
-      $script = mb_convert_encoding($script, 'UTF-16LE');
-
-      $script = base64_encode($script);
-
-      $powershell =
-        'C:\\Windows\\System32\\WindowsPowerShell\\v1.0\\powershell.exe';
-      $powershell .=
-        ' -ExecutionPolicy Bypass'.
-        ' -NonInteractive'.
-        ' -InputFormat Text'.
-        ' -OutputFormat Text'.
-        ' -EncodedCommand '.$script;
-
-      $full_command = $powershell;
-    } else {
-      // Handle UNIX by executing under the native shell.
-      $argv = $this->applyWorkingDirectoryToArgv($argv);
-
-      $full_command = call_user_func_array('csprintf', $argv);
-    }
+    $full_command = call_user_func_array('csprintf', $argv);
 
     $command_timeout = '';
     if ($this->connectTimeout !== null) {
diff --git a/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockWinRMCommandInterface.php b/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockWinRMCommandInterface.php
new file mode 100644
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/drydock/interface/command/DrydockWinRMCommandInterface.php
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+<?php
+
+final class DrydockWinRMCommandInterface extends DrydockCommandInterface {
+
+  private $passphraseWinRMPassword;
+  private $connectTimeout;
+
+  private function openCredentialsIfNotOpen() {
+    if ($this->passphraseWinRMPassword !== null) {
+      return;
+    }
+
+    $credential = id(new PassphraseCredentialQuery())
+      ->setViewer(PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser())
+      ->withIDs(array($this->getConfig('credential')))
+      ->needSecrets(true)
+      ->executeOne();
+
+    if ($credential->getProvidesType() !==
+      PassphraseCredentialTypePassword::PROVIDES_TYPE) {
+      throw new Exception('Only password credentials are supported.');
+    }
+
+    $this->passphraseWinRMPassword = PassphrasePasswordKey::loadFromPHID(
+      $credential->getPHID(),
+      PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser());
+  }
+
+  public function getExecFuture($command) {
+    $this->openCredentialsIfNotOpen();
+
+    $argv = func_get_args();
+
+    $change_directory = '';
+    if ($this->getWorkingDirectory() !== null) {
+      $change_directory .= 'cd '.$this->getWorkingDirectory().' & ';
+    }
+
+    // Encode the command to run under Powershell.
+    $command = id(new PhutilCommandString($argv))
+      ->setEscapingMode(PhutilCommandString::MODE_POWERSHELL);
+
+    // When Microsoft says "Unicode" they don't mean UTF-8.
+    $command = mb_convert_encoding($command, 'UTF-16LE');
+    $command = base64_encode($command);
+
+    $powershell =
+      'C:\\Windows\\System32\\WindowsPowerShell\\v1.0\\powershell.exe';
+    $powershell .=
+      ' -ExecutionPolicy Bypass'.
+      ' -NonInteractive'.
+      ' -InputFormat Text'.
+      ' -OutputFormat Text'.
+      ' -EncodedCommand '.$command;
+
+    return new ExecFuture(
+      'winrm '.
+      '-hostname=%s '.
+      '-username=%P '.
+      '-password=%P '.
+      '-port=%s '.
+      '%s',
+      $this->getConfig('host'),
+      $this->passphraseWinRMPassword->getUsernameEnvelope(),
+      $this->passphraseWinRMPassword->getPasswordEnvelope(),
+      $this->getConfig('port'),
+      $change_directory.$powershell);
+  }
+}